Amores de Mercado  (USA)               Occasional Summaries from Telenovela World: June 14 -  Jan. 12, 2007 [FIN]   

[Retitled “Amores” Sept. 5, 2006]

 

 

Producción de RTI/Telemundo

 

 

USA (Telemundo) June 14, 2006 – Jan. 12, 2007

 

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Sources/fuentes: Telemundo (http://www.telemundoeventos.com/amores/index.html, http://tv.telemundo.yahoo.com/amores/index.html

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!!!A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO B. FOR HER WONDERFUL TRANSLATIONS OF TELEMUNDO’S AVANCES.!!!!!

Please send additions, changes, corrections to diane@telenovela-world.com/ Por favor, envia adiciónes, cambios o correcciónes a diane@telenovela-world.com.

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SINOPSIS

 

http://www.telemundoeventos.com/amores/index.html

     Cuando el dolor te asfixia y los golpes del destino te derrotan, siempre existe la esperanza de que un milagro cambie el sufrimiento por la felicidad.

     Lucía y Diego… Dos corazones que conocerán el valor de una segunda oportunidad.

     De lunes a viernes a las 9pm/8c.

 

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Amores de Mercado

La nueva novela de Telemundo

     Mauricio Islas sorprenderá en el papel de Fernando Leyra, el villano de la historia. Un hombre que lleva dos vidas. La formal, como esposo de Lucía (Paola Rey) y padre de su pequeño hijo Daniel y la clandestina, con Martha y su pequeña hija Natalia. Sus padres se encargaron de darle todo lo que necesitaba, pero en el caso de su madre, de una forma exagerada. Esto lo convirtió desde joven, en un ser ambicioso, cuya única meta en la vida es conseguir todo lo que quiere, pero eso sí, por el camino fácil.

     Paola Rey cautivará a la audiencia con su primer papel de madre como Lucía Martínez, mujer luchadora, orgullosa, soñadora, independiente y dispuesta a lo que sea por su hijo. Ella es la hija ilegítima de Néstor Savater (Jorge Cao), un hombre rico y poderoso que se aprovechó de su madre cuando era muy joven. Lucía se entera de quien es su padre al cumplir los 10 años, y en ese momento decide que jamás le pedirá nada a ese señor por el rechazo que tuvo con ella en no reconocerla. Lucía está casada con Fernando, quien sin ella imaginárselo, lleva una doble vida.

     Michel Brown conquistará corazones como Diego "El Rayo" Valdéz, un joven noble, que por haber sido huérfano y crecer con carencias afectivas, sueña con el ideal de ser padre y entregar a su familia todo lo que la vida no le dio la oportunidad de tener. En un orfanato conoce a Benjamín, quien se convierte en su padre adoptivo y últimamente en su entrenador de fútbol. Con su ayuda, Diego se convierte en un jugador estrella quien mantiene un noviazgo con Raquel Savater (Vanessa Villela), hija del magnate Néstor Savater.

     En la a historia, Lucía y Diego, por separado, han pasado años de su vida, buscando establecerse emocionalmente y formar una familia, cometiendo grandes errores y entregándose a las personas equivocadas. Ella, casada con Fernando a quien no quiere realmente, y él novio de Raquel, una muchacha malcriada y caprichosa.

     Al principio de la trama, Fernando simula su propio secuestro para ganarse un buen dinero y luego desaparecer, dejando abandonados a Lucía y a su hijo. Lucía se ve obligada a vender todo lo que tiene para conseguir el dinero que piden "los secuestradores" sólo para quedarse sin dinero y sin marido.

     Mientras tanto, Diego, un muchacho humilde y a la vez famoso ídolo del fútbol sufre un trágico accidente de automóvil que le causa lesiones que lo imposibilitan a seguir su carrera. Como si esto fuera poco, a causa de este evento desafortunado, Diego es injustamente sentenciado a prisión por supuestamente ser el culpable de la muerte de su Raquel, quien iba con él en el carro.

     Cinco años después, Diego y Lucía se encuentran. Él, recién salido de la cárcel y sintiéndose completamente derrotado. Ella, todavía desconsolada por no haber vuelto a saber nada de su marido y trabajando en el mercado para mantener a su hijo. En este momento, ambos descubrirán que la vida a veces nos da una segunda oportunidad.

     Pero, cuando ya están empezando a sonreír nuevamente, el destino les trae una sorpresa inesperada que cambiará totalmente el rumbo de sus vidas.

     Producida por Hugo León Ferrer (Pasión de Gavilanes, La Tormenta) "Amores de Mercado" es una novela de Basilio Álvarez; protagonizada por Mauricio Islas, Paola Rey y Michel Brown. Como la antagonista femenina se encuentra Vanessa Villela, a quien el público recordará por su importante papel como Ángela (hija de Pedro José Donoso) en la exitosa "El Cuerpo del Deseo"; quien en esta ocasión será la villana haciendo el doble papel de Raquel y Mónica Savater.

     El elenco de esta apasionante historia está compuesto por grandes actores de la talla de Jorge Cao, Lully Bossa, Salvador del Solar, Juan Pablo Shuk, Julio del Mar, Silvio Angel, Silvia de Dios, Raul Gutierrez, Leonor Arango, Christian Tappan, Jullye Giliberti, Sharmel Altamirano, Didier Ban Der Hove, Carmen Villalobos, Diana Neira, Natalia Bedoya, Dafne Padilla, Alfredo Ahnetr y Ramon Cabrer.

     Telemundo, cadena estadounidense de televisión en español, es la fuente esencial de entretenimiento, noticias y deportes para los hispanos. Transmitiendo una programación singular a nivel local y nacional para el segmento de la población de más rápido crecimiento en los Estados Unidos, Telemundo llega al 93% de los hogares hispanos en 142 mercados a través de sus 16 estaciones, 36 afiliadas y casi 684 sistemas de cable. Telemundo es una propiedad de NBC Universal, una de las compañías de medios y entretenimiento más prominentes del mundo.

 

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Amores de Mercado

La nueva novela de Telemundo

TRANSLATION BY B., TELENOVELA-WORLD

quickie translation Author: B. Date:   06-07-06 17:51 PDT

     Telemundo's new novela debuts Wednesday June 14th at 9p / 8p Central.

     Mimai, FL - 6 June 2006 - Mauricio Islas, Paola Rey, and Michel Brown give life to the characters of the new original production from Telemundo with a drama full of love, betrayal, and intrigue that will keep viewers glued to their screens. "Amores de Mercado" debuts Wednesday June 14th in a special two-hour episode starting at 9p / 8p Central.

     Mauricio Islas will surprise (everyone except those who saw him in Amor a Mil, where he also played a villain...) in the part of Fernando Leyra, the villain of the piece. A man who is living a double life. The official one, as husband to Lucía (Paola Rey) and father to their small son Daniel, and the clandestine life, with Martha and his (her? their? not clear) small daughter Natalia. His parents (? i'm guessing, although what is written is Their fathers or their parents) were careful to always give him everything he needed but in the case of his mother, in an exaggerated manner. This made him, from a young age, into an ambitious person whose only goal in life is to get everything he wants, by the easiest means.

     Paola Rey will captivate the viewers with her first role as a mother (NOT! she played a mother seven years ago as Jazmín Cordero de Olarte in ¿Por Qué Diablos?) as Lucía Martínez, a feisty, proud, independent dreamer of a woman who is willing to do whatever she has to for her son. She is the illegitimate daughter of Néstor Savater (Jorge Cao), a rich and powerful man who took advantage of her mother when she was quite young (the mother was quite young, not Paola's character -- obviously!). Lucía finds out who her father is when she turns ten, and in that moment decides that she will never ask anything of this gentleman because of the rejection she felt from his never recognizing her as his. Lucía is married to Fernando (Islas' character), who she never dreams is living a double life.

     Michel Brown will conquer hearts (again) as Diego "El Rayo" Valdéz, a noble young man who from being an orphan who grew up without any affection, dreams idealistically of being a father and giving his family everything that life never gave him the chance to have. In an orphanage he meets Benjamin, who becomes his adoptive father and ultimately his soccer trainer. With his help, Diego becomes a star player who is dating Raquel Savater (Vanessa Villela), daughter of magnate Néstor Savater.

     In the story, Lucía and Diego separately have spent years of their lives trying to establish themselves emotionally and to form a family, making big mistakes and giving themselves to the wrong people. She, married to Fernando who she does't really love, and he the boyfriend of Raquel, a spoiled and capricious girl.

     At the start of the drama, Fernando fakes his own kidnapping to earn some serious money and then disappear, abandoning Lucía and their son. Lucía finds herself obligated to sell everything she has to raise the money the "kidnappers" are demanding only to end up with no money and no husband.

     Meanwhile, Diego, a humble kid who is at the same time a famous soccer idol, suffers a tragic automobile accident which leaves him with injuries that end his career. As if that weren't enough, because of this unfortunate event, Diego is unjustly sentenced to prison for supposedly being responsible for the death of his Raquel, who was with him in the car.

     Five years later, Diego and Lucía meet. He, just out of prison and feeling himself completely defeated. She, still disconsolate for not having heard anything more of her husband and working in the market to maintain her son. In that moment, both will discover that life sometimes gives us a second chance.

     But when they are just starting to smile again, destiny brings them an unexpected surprise that will completely change the path of their lives.

     Produced by Hugo León Ferrer (Pasión de Gavilanes, La Tormenta), "Amores de Mercado" is a novela by Basilio Alvarez; starring Mauricio Islas, Paola Rey, and Michel Brown. As the female antagonist we have Vanessa Villela, who the public will remember for her important (but tiresome and overly-made-up) role as Angela (daughter of Skanky Donoso) in the successful "El Corpso del Decayo;" on this occasion she will be the villainess, playing the double role of Raquel and Mónica Savater. (no idea who this Mónica is supposed to be -- maybe she's playing her own mother, too??)

     The cast of this passionate story is composed of great actors of the likes of Jorge Cao, Luly Bossa, Salvador del Solar, Juan Pablo Shuk, Julio del Mar, Silvia de Dios, Raúl Gutiérrez, Leonor Arango, Christian Tappan, Jullye Gilberti, Sharmel Altamirano, Didier VAN Der Hove ("Ban Der Hove"!! how many shows has he been in for them they can't even get his name right???), Carmen Villalobos, Diana Neira, Natalia Bedoya, Dafne Padilla, Alfredo Ahner, y Ramón Cabrer.

     Telemundo, a US Spanish-language television network, is the essential source of entertainment, news and sports for Latinos... (blah blah blah about Telemundo. if you really want it i will translate, but really...)

 

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OCCASIONAL SUMMARIES

 

Telenovela-World:  mini summary [USA, 6/14/06]  Author: Isabella  Date:   06-15-06 11:54 PDT

     There are secrets and intrigue

     The story starts on February 14, valentines day... Fernando gets home and his family is watching agame where el Rayo is playing. ". Fernando gives her a bracelet, because is a very important day...they keep showing the game, they win and they get the world cup. During this celebration Raquel annonces her engagement in front of everyone.

     Fernando and his family go to their son's game, where there is a kidnapping.

     At the same time Rayo and Rachel are arguing in the car and there is an accident, unfortunately Rachel dies.

     Lucia gets a call from the kidnappers and they asked for a million dollars and she asked them, where is she supposed to get that kind of money? They tell her to ask her daddy...Lucia has no other option but do just that..goes to her mom to find out the whereabouts of Dr. Savate.

     The Rayo has an order of aprehension, since Savate accused him of Raquel's death. The doctors tell El Rayo that he will never again put foot in the stadium to play another game.

     Lucia gets the money and gives it to the kidnappers, but Fernando is no where to be found...by the way, Fernando has a double life, with another woman and a daughter. And poor Lucia, who ignores this is crying her heart out for the man she loves and is not back.

     So Fernando Antonio tells his other family that their life is going to change. Her daughter Naty tells him that that will be beautiful, daddy.

     By the way, Elvira, Lucia's mom is thinking that the child needs to know that his mother doesnt love his father.

     El Rayo is really sad and cries "why is this happening to me?"

     Elvira said: If my son is dead you killed him Lucia.

     Lucia finds out that her step sister had died.

     El Rayo reads in the newspapers that they are accusing him of Raquel's death, and he is beside himself with fury.

     All Fernando wants is Savate's money. Martha is the other wife of Fernando/Antonio... Fernando feels that all Lucia is interested in is his money.

     The child disappeared, everyone is looking for him. Adrian is looking for his grandfather, but the old man leaves ...El Rayo is talking to his old man telling him that he did not killed Raquel, it was an accidn4et.

     The child screams....out of desperation.

     el Rayo goes to the funeral. All the media is at the funeral home, and her twin sister accuses Rayo of the accident in front of everyone.

     Elario brings the child safe and sound to the house.

     Mr. Savete is in front of el Rayo...the twin sister slaps him and tells him to stay away from her sister. Iti s a big mess...everyone accusing, el Rayo cannot take it anymore and leaves...Diego leaves in a wheelchair.

     They take Lucia to the delegation to answer questions. Elario is there representing Lucia.

     Monica puts on the bracelet and she swears she will revenge. She pays the person doing the autopsy so they will not write in the records that there was alcohol in Raquel's blood.

     Mr. Savate wants to question el Rayo at the police station, not at the hospital.

     Lucia is questioned at the plice station.

     Diego is sentenced to five years in prison, in jail they beat him up...they show him learning to be a carpenter....

     They show Lucia greeting Don Luis...they go back to the town of the Milagros... Luis tells Lucia not to loose her faith, and he will be there to help her in any way he can..

     5

years laer...Lucia opens a business...Julio and some other people tell her that she is an angel.

     She remembers again that St. Valentin's day..

     Elario talks to Fernando...and tells him that there is very little money left... Fernando says that he is the man of both of them, and compares them to flowers that need tending, love and watering....

     Fernando figures out is time to come back to his first wife. El Rayo receives a St. Valentins greeting card. Christy and Lucia talk about the past.

     El Rayo is free finally, and can go back home, of course the newspaper people are all over him andthey are fighting over an interview.

     Valdes tells Salvate that Diego is finall6 free, and like always gets sad. Adrian feels sad for his father. So love finally thew an arrow to Adrian and he fell in love with a beautiful girl. Lucia remembers Christis words...sweet company.

     The media is blocking the car that El Rayo is in...and Lucia comes to his defense, both of them fall down.

 

Telenovela-World:  Summary... Sorta  [USA, 6/19/06]  Author: SamanthaJo (---)  Date:   06-20-06 10:42 PDT

     Let me see if I can remember...

     Lucia told Adrian that there was no room for Diego at the house. So they left and then the photographer, Gonzalez I think his name is, came and took pictures of El Rayo as he was trying to sleep in Benja's truck. They got into a fight and then Juliet and her brother came and insisited that Rayo go to their house for the night.

     Back at Lucia's, her friend Cristina (I'm not sure if that's her name) had a talk with Adrian about how he should want his mom to be happy and how he shouldn't be so protective of her because its been 5 years and his dad may never come back... Lucia goes to bed is knitting, and day dreaming about Diego.

     Monica wakes from a dream and says something about how she can't get Diego out of her mind/body...

     Diego is at Juliet and her brother's house and apparently they were friends from the orphanage... So they go way back. Juliet insists that she sleep on the couch so that Diego can have her bed. As he is gettingready for bed she comes in and says she needs her pillow. She grabs it in a way that brings them close enough to kiss and she tells him that she had always wanted a kiss from him. She asks him to give her one... They are making out and he says that it was a bad idea and leaves to sleep in Benja's truck... But he leaves the keys so once outside he is locked out of the truck and must slepp outisde.

     Fernando or Fertonio as this phorum refers to him as, comes back and first he goes to the Savater house and he is wearing a hooded jacket and Monica sees him and thinks its Diego. He flees and he gets a room at an inn and harrasses the lady at the desk. The next day he follows Adrian around...

     The next day at the Mercado Lucia sees Diego sleeping outside Benja's truck and gently wakes him. He said things got complicated in the night and he lost the keys. Just then Juliet comes and says, "OH you left your key in MY ROOM. You left so suddenly...blah blah" basically hinting that they did the dirty... Lucia gets mad and walks away telling him that he shouldn't be messing around with someone as yound as Juliet. Cristina tells her that she was just CELOSA!!!

     Benja gives Diego a surprise... Its his motorcycle from before he went to prison. Diego says he probably can't ride it but Benja convinces him that he can... Diego rides around on his motorcycle, and Andrea sees him and jumps out of her car to go talk to him. Adrian and his friends run into the two of them talking, and then Adrian turns and sees his father... He runs after him but Fertonio is gone.

     Back at the Mercado, Fernando's mom accuses Lucia of not giving the kidnappers the ransom money, they fight... Lucia and Cristina are talking and Lucia stops as she sees a bouquet with the flower that Fernando got her every valentines day... Cristina asks whats wrong and Lucia says, "Its a boquet from Fernando."

     The End... I might have missed stuff, I am going from memory here...

     Re: Summary... Sorta  Author: B. (---)  Date:   06-20-06 11:35 PDT

          the fight with Evilra started because the police came and broke the news to her and Luis that they've had to file Fertonio's kidnapping in the cold cases file for now since it's been five years and absolutely nothing happened after the ransom was paid. of course, Evilra is giving the guy grief over that. then she finds out that Lucía already knew this yesterday because Eulalio told her and she totally loses it. in front of the cop she accuses Lucía of being in a plot with the horrible little Gerardo, and wonders if Lucía really actually paid the ransom at all, since SHE never saw the money. Lucía, Luis, and Cristina are incredulous and outraged, the cop --who is apparently still sore that Lucía didn't tell him about the ransom demand in the first place-- presses Evilra for more information. what a moron.

 

Telenovela-World:  dialogue translated  [USA, 6/21/06]  Author: B. (---) Date:   06-26-06 13:04 PDT

     the dialogue is from the end of Wednesday's episode:

     L: Ay, i woke you, i'm sorry.

     D: Hi Lucía, you're sad, you don't deserve to be like that, Lucía.

     L: You don't have any cause to say that to me.

     D: If i'm telling you it's because it's true, and because sometimes i see how you live and... the things that happen to you and it reminds me a bit of my past, you know?

     L: How's that?

     D: I had everything, Lucía -- admiration, money, success, triumphs... and all I did was play, and I spent my life playing. on the other hand, here you are working and giving people the best you can, you deserve everything that i had and much more. i wish i'd met you a long time ago; i would have given you everything and i swear i would have made you very happy.

     L: Thanks, i don't deserve that, but thanks.

     D: Anything I can do for you and your son, I'm going to do.

     L: Adrián's going to need a lot... (they laugh)

     D: Fine, and you? Hey, you're very sensitive and vulnerable and i know about that, so if at any time you need help, i'm here.

     L: Now i should call Evilra. I wanted to call them yesterday but i was afraid to. i just couldn't give them such a big blow, [i was hoping] maybe today on getting up it would all be a bad dream.

     D: Hey, maybe today... it's a new day, but it all depends upon you.

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: what happened in the last 3 minutes of last night's episode?  [USA, 6/27/06] Author: B. (---)  Date:   06-28-06 18:07 PDT

     from memory, so i may be a bit out of order: at the market the next morning, everyone shows up even though Meche, Cristina, and Lucía can't work because the restaurant is closed. everyone is worried about how Lucía's going to pay the bills. Mamma's Boy offers to take Julio up on his offer of giving him a job, but Lucía vetoes that, telling him she wants him in school. Diego turns up, Lucía, in a bit of a mood, tells him he doesn't have a job anymore since the restaurant is closed and since the restaurant is closed he can't get any breakfast either so basically he has no business being there. she all but tells him to get another job somewhere far away from her. Evilra says something about how she heard from the kidnappers last night but when pressed for more information admits she doesn't actually KNOW it was the kidnappers, she just thinks it, and then confesses that she might think it because she so desperately wants it to be true Fertonio is still alive. she comes over all queasy and Lucía goes to get her a glass of water. as she puts her hand out to lift the tape the police left there, Diego --who after helping Evilra sit down has hurried after Lucía-- puts his hand on hers. Lucía comments on this and he admits it. then he tells her something about how it's time for her to stop living in the limbo she's been in for the past five years and start living again. whether her husband is alive or not --probably not, at this point-- she should open her eyes and see that the man who quite likely is the love of her life is standing right in front of her.

 

Telenovela-World: Re: can someone help me? Monica's childhood  [USA, 6/28/06]  Author: timoteo (---) Date:   06-29-06 21:20 PDT

     Idalmi, Nestor wants a boy so that he could pass the business on. From the Fanni-Monica dialog and the Nestor-Monica dialog, evidently Raquel was allowed to be a "girl," but Monica had to be a "Boy"; she was even dressed as a boy. She took engineering and was groomed as the "son" who would succeed Nestor.

     We don't know what drove the mother to insanity, and we don't know who it was that was doing the violence to her, but we know that Monica saw it.

     Monica feels that her mother was telling her to love life and do her thing, not to do the thing that looked "Convenient." I am interpreting this to mean that she will dump Medrano because she doesn't really love him and that she will pursue Diego even more than before.

     This part tonite is making me less convinced that she is actually Raquel. She is looking a lot like Monica. Perhaps she could fool Nestor, but I'm beginning to think that Fanni knows all secrets here

 

Telenovela-World:  Very quickly....  [USA, 7/14/06]  Author: g (---)  Date:   07-17-06 10:48 PDT

     Fertonio is talking to Evilra. He gives her some BS about how the kidnappers let him out, but he is still in danger, and Lucia is bad bacasue she wouldn't get all the money he needed. Of course she buys the whole thing.

     It is a day ending in "y", so Lucia is mad at Diego again. Monica spills the story about how she and Diego slept together when he was with her sister. Then Juliet is going around claiming SHE slept with Diego (the night before when he was staying with her and her brother.) He does nothing useful to defend himself, then stupidly goes off with Juliet to ask the preist to help him find a job (he cliams to have learned carpentry in prison).

     Luis and Whiney have a touching heart to heart about the possibility of Fertonio being dead and Lucia moving on. Whiney also has a conversation with Diego about this, in which he is surprisingly mature.

     Some new Mystery Woman is introduced. She is opening a new bar (in the 'hood? I couldn't tell). She claims to have been away for many years but she is back now.... Majority opinion seems to be on the side of her being Andrea and Betty's mother.

     Doormat sees some news thing about Lucia on TV, and recognizes the name (de Leira) from when she redialed Fertonio's cell. Also, Monica's boyfriend and the paparazzi guy are planning to do a live interview with Lucia...

     That is what I remember.

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: I missed Yesterday epi...could someone recap it for me...n/t  [USA, 7/20/06]   Author: tamarita (---)  Date:   07-21-06 10:03 PDT

     Lucia and Diego ended their date, Lucy was going to leave but Diego asked her if she really wanted to. Then she started talking about her past and crying and saying how she had never been in love until now. Then they started kissing and ended up in bed together.

     Fertonio was lurking around outside the church, he saw the motorcycle and figured out that they were in the room together. He started raging with jealousy and trying to climb the fence to get to their door or window. His mother starts pulling him down and pleading with him to calm down or whatever because she's worried about the kidnappers getting him or hurting Adrian which is what Fertonio told her would happen if anyone found out. The wrestle a little bit and at one point Fertonio actually knocks Elvira down. But then he picks her up and they start arguing while walking down the street.

     Monica leaves the church in a taxi, the traffic is so bad she gets out and starts walking. She arrives at Dulce Compania where Cristina and Meche are talking about Lucy's date with Diego and what they must be doing. Monica walks up and asks where Diego is. They don't want to tell her but Juliette is there and she offers to take Monica to him.

     Adrian had asked Paca to make matching jerseys for him and Andrea with their names on them. He takes them to Andrea and asks her if they can form a two person team. I guess that was his way of asking her to be his girlfriend. She plays dumb but basically accepts. They walk and talk and go to a cafe and share a few kisses. Then Adrea's driver shows up and tells her that she better get to ballet class, her dad is asking about her. Oh, while they were walking they saw Elvira and Fertonio arguing. Fertonio had his back to them. When Elvira saw them she rushed Fertonio off to hide and then when Adrian asked she played dumb and said he was just some bum asking her for money. Adrian didn't buy it. Then Elvira starts ranting about how he should be worrying about what his mother is doing and she gets furious when Adrian says he's letting his mother move on with her life.

     Lucia had gotten out of bed after their love making and wandered into the church with only a white man's shirt on. She starts praying and crying to the Virgencita. The priest had been outside asking God what to do about Fernanado revealing himself to him and the whole Lucia/Diego situtation. He walks in and sees her like that. He knows what she's done. She confesses her love for Diego, hugs the priest and cries. All the priest can seem to say is that they made a mistake and had moved too fast. They hug a few times. It is weird. Meanwhile Diego hears knocking at the door and thinks that Lucy has been locked out. He opens the door and in walks Monica in her wedding dress looking all deranged. She tells Diego that she ran out on her wedding because she loves him and that she's decided to live her life for her and not for her father anymore. She also mentions the letter she found that says that her father is a monster. Diego's trying to get rid of her and in walks Lucia in the shirt. Monica realizes that they are together and starts crying and ranting about how everything bad that had happened in her life had been her fault. Lucia doesn't want her to leave in that frantic condition and starts trying to calm her down by telling her that she had a father who was never there for her, who rejected her mother as soon as she learned she was pregnant. She basically is trying to tell Monica that they'd all been hurt and disappointed by their parents but that it wasn't their faults and that they had to move on. In walks Nestor all furious and grabs Monica to take her out of there. Lucia yells at Nestor to let go of Monica and she says something to him that I couldn't really catch but he gets what she's saying cause he knows that's his daughter. Monica is all confused and Nestor drags her out of there and into the limo and they head home.

     The last scenes show Adrian and Andrea showing up at the ballet class and there is her father waiting for her. Also the priest walks into Diego 's room and tells him and Lucia that there is something they need to know.

     OK. That's about it. I'm no good at leaving brief summaries, that's why I rarely do it but I hope this helps.

 

Telenovela-World:  Damn Satelite!!!Can someone please!!!  [USA, 7/21/06]  Author:  *Yari* (---)  Date:   07-21-06 22:24 PDT

     Please give me a recap of what happened today I just need the last 30 minutes that is when the satelite lost its signal!

     Re: Damn Satelite!!!Can someone please!!!  Author: tamarita (---)  Date:   07-23-06 10:52 PDT

     Not much happened and I'm not sure when was the 1/2 way point. I'll just tell you some things briefly.

     Monica tells Medrano to forget about her and to try to forgive her. Then she goes to her room and cries about Diego being with Lucia. Nestor is in his room with some hooker-like character, drinking and venting about his terrible day. This woman joins him in bed, tells him how manly and powerful he is and then you can guess what happens next. Gross!

     Fertonio returns home to Marta and while they are in bed together he tells her that he got a raise and a promotion but that the downside is that he will have to work and travel more, that they will have to separate for 5 or 6 months. He's planning something new because he called Eulalio and told him they need to meet and talk about his new plans.

     Diego tells his friend (Juliette's brother) about what a wonderful time he had with Lucia. Juliette was listening in and crying. Then she comes out and basically tells Diego that he's wasting his time with Luci because she's married and has a family.

     The priest shows up at Elvira and Luis's house and almost spills the beans in front of Luis. Elvira tells Luis to excuse them, that she needs to discuss a private matter with him concerning her confession. They go outside and the priest tells Elvira that he knows that she knows that Fernando's alive and that he feels they should tell Lucia. Elvira objects strongly to that.

     Lucia confesses that she slept with Diego and that she is so in love with him to her mother. Her mother tells her that she should fight for her happiness and not worry about what Adrian, Elvira the priest or anyone else in the town thinks. Adrian walks in and wants to know why they are crying. He asks about their date and she tells him they went to an amusement park. Then he tells her about Andrea and that they kissed. She is proud of him. Then he asks her to be very honest with him and he asks her if she and Diego kissed, or if anything else happened and if they love each other.

     That was the last scene.  

     Re:  Mariela, Tamarita did a summary a few posts below...   Author: Gillie78 (---)  Date:   07-24-06 10:04 PDT

     where you see the words "damn satellite." The priest didn't tell Diego and Lucia but he darn near let it slip around Luis. The padre knows that Evilra knows Fernando is alive, and the two discussed the matter.

 

Telenovela-World:  for whatever it's worth...  [USA, 7/25/06]  Author: B. (---)  Date:   07-26-06 18:37 PDT

     you can find a summary for last night's ep (in Spanish) over on the Telemundo foro, here.

     or, if that's too detailed for you, well..., i missed the whole start of the show and was making / eating dinner for much of the rest, but here's a really quick rundown on what i do remember (quickie summary for Tues 25th July 2006; may be missing some stuff):

     -Cristina and Meche insist to Lucía that they think Padre Metiche is wrong and they don't think she sinned by following her heart with Diego. she has a right to be happy. Meche tells Lucía that, having spent her life sacrificing herself, she doesn't want to see Lucía doing it as well.

     -Moniquel goes over to Diego's to tell him she's leaving town for a while and beg him for a quickie before she goes. she's pissed off when he turns her down. she sees Whiney Boy walk in without knocking and immediately starts kissing Diego and saying stuff like "you'll never be a one-woman guy" and making it sound like they have an ongoing relationship. of course, Whiney immediately believes her (see thread about clichés, right below this one, and also some in the thread right above), bawls out Diego, and refuses to listen to his attempts to explain that he is helpless against lame-o writers who are too lazy to do other than resort to hackneyed and overused clichés instead of more original scenarios.

     -Moniquel sows discord at the mercado under the pretext of telling Lucía she's going away for a few days. like Lucía cares.

     -Whiney arrives to confirm Moniquel's version of the "facts."

     -Moniquel goes home and screams at her father. i have no idea what about. that fake tan, overabundance of makeup, and horrible hair extensions are so loud i can hardly hear her talk anyway.

     -Doormat is happy to have Fertonio home but upset because if she weren't so useless she could have gotten a job and contributed to the family income so that he wouldn't have to travel but could stay home with them all the time the way he did for the past five years. of course, Fertonio wants NONE of that.

     -Fertonio meets with Bead Boy and tells him he's tired of being "kidnapped" while his wife gets it on with another man. he's coming out of hiding, and that's that. Bead Boy gets him to admit that he's risking the whole plan only because he's jealous. Fertonio doesn't see any incongruity in his behaviour, which of course, he wouldn't. ignoring the obvious fact that in the ten years he and Lucía were married he could never get her to go to Nesturd and demand her rights as his daughter, and that Nesturd refused to give her any $$ when he staged his kidnapping, Fertonio states that all he has to do is get back with Lucía and in a matter of months they'll all be living with Nesturd as they should be. Bead Boy warns him he'll have to get beaten up by his kidnappers in order to add verisimiltude to his unbelievably lame story that only his doting mother ought to believe but that, thanks to the hacks writing this, everyone else probably will eat up unquestioningly as well (except maybe Diego and, one can only hope, Meche...).

     -Bead Boy meets with the "kidnappers" to arrange the beating. the kidnappers tell Bead Boy it is more practical to kill Fertonio plus it will cost more if they have to make sure they only hurt him. Bead Boy disappoints by insisting they don't kill him -- argh! i hope they beat the crap out of Fertonio. sure, it will make his story seem more realistic (boo!), but it will be fun to see Fertonio taken down a notch even if just for a moment. meanwhile, Fertonio calls his mother and tells her he's going to confront his kidnappers and escape. of course, she only worries for him, and doesn't ask him how come he never did this five years ago. to quote Bugs Bunny: what a maroon.

     -Whiney Boy, i think after making trouble for Diego with his mother, heads over to see his new girl, who has been chatting with his two pals from school (didn't listen to almost any of this so i have no idea what about). MY. MAN. (her dad) turns up in time to see Whiney holding hands with Andi and he wants to know why he's doing that and if Whiney goes to that school. duh....

     -Diego goes over to the market to see Lucía, who of course is all brusque with him now because she believes everything Moniquel and her precious brat of a son told her. like her precious brat Whiney, she rejects his attempts to explain but Meche manages to override this and Lucía grudgingly stops to listen to Diego. i don't remember what is said, except that he points out the obvious truth that there are a lot of busybodies who don't want to see them together, and he ends up kissing her.

 

Telenovela-World:  and now, the grinch version of last nights episode. .  [USA, 7/26/06]  Author: they call me mister grinch! (---)  Date:   07-27-06 18:21 PDT

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     Adrian - if I'm doing my job right and listening to your offer, it doesn't mean I like you

     Nesturd - sure, i understand. You think I like everyone that works for me? take Eulalio for instance. . .I think he's a bum.

     Eulalio - HEY!

     Nesturd - it's true, look at him.. .he's a lousy BUM! and that secretary who keeps hitting on you. . .rather homely, isn't she??

     Adrian - ?!?!?!?!

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     Adriana - you're a fast and efficient young man. . .that's very attractive to a woman

     Adrian - sorry, I don't date girls with THE SAME BLOODY NAME AS ME. . . .

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     Fertonio (Creepy Smurf) - okay. . you can beat me up now. .at the count of 3

     gang boss - what's the safety word

     Fertonio - "not that hard"

     gang boss - . . .k. .that's good enough

     Fertonio - un. . . .dos. . .*raises cloth in the air. .and then lowers it* TRES!

     *gang begins beating Fertonio up*

     Fertonio - ok. . .not that hard. . .not that hard. . .NOT THAT HARD!

     *ten minutes later*

     lackey - crap. . .we killed him

     gang boss - WE killed him? YOU'RE the one that bludgeoned him with a LEAD PIPE!! what's wrong with you??

     lackey - i. . uh. . . . uh. . . .

     gang boss - where'd you bloody get that thing anyway?!

     lackey - . . . . .Home Depot?!

     gang boss - you idiot, you KNOW Lowe's is our sponsor!

     *walks away* I'm surrounded by AMATEURS!

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     and that concludes last nights episode.

 

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Telenovela-World:   last night/tonight. . .hazy memories. . .blur  Author: they call me mister grinch! (---)  Date:   08-02-06 19:30 PDT

1. Diego is living the dream. When girls mess with me, I NEVER get to tell them off (or kiss them for that matter. . .but then I don't look like Diego).

 

2. the prestigious title of "jennyjenny" is up for grabs.

it's between Laura and Cristina.

 

3. Lucia - I'm your wife, you can ask me for anything you want

Fertonio - really? anything?

Lucia's subconcious - WHY DID YOU JUST BLOODY SAY THAT?!?!?!?

ARRRRRGH, I"M WORKING WITH AMATEURS!!!! (you know that our sponsor is LOWE'S!!)

now he wants to snuggle. . .what's next. GAH!! gratuitous shower scene??!

Mr. Grinch - w-w-w-what's wrong with that??

 

4. Father - our commandments say "thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife"

Diego - two words: Barbara Montesinos

Father - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

5. Whiney - did you know that true love is eternal?

Mercedes - HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Who told you that one? *sigh* your mother is so funny.

 

6. hey. . . .wasn't Juliana's aunt on LMEE named "Mercedes"?

 

7. Whiney - my name is Inago Mont-whiney, you all want to kill my father, prepare to die

 

8. Nestor - Fernando has returned after being kidnapped for 5 years

Eulalio - yes

Nestor - I don't think he was ever kidnapped

*Nestor turns and faces the camera*

Nestor - yes that's right, I've been watching the show too, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Eulalio - who are you talking to?

Nestor - nobody. . hey, call in that homely secretary with the same name as Whiney.

 

9. Cristina _ lets get two breakfast platters together to stop this fire

Whiney - and 4 orange juices, Grandma

Mercedes - you get to school, you bloody started this, and I'm going to hit you with a coconut if you stay any longer. . .you wanker!

 

10. *fernando stands watching Lucia shower,, and in walks Diego*

Diego - hey, the Leprechaun!! recovering nicely aren't you? Lets see if we can't change that right about now.

Lucia - hey, you stop that right this instant!

Fernando - *falls down*

Lucia - can't you see he's injured?

Diego - you forget, I played soccer,I know when someone is FAKING AN INJURY

 

11. oh wait. . . . .Laura and Cristina are sisters???!!?!?

well

that's it

 

it's a tie

they're BOTH jennyjenny!

 

and 12. ya know, maybe Monica is the Brujeria. . .she seems to be able to teleport.

 

-without CC3 I'm nothing-

 

"I should be in detention"

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Telenovela-World:  Re: Lucia's change? [USA, 8/24/06] Author: B. (---) Date:   08-25-06 14:13 PDT

     yeah, after she started to recover from the accident and not feel quite so weak, she said that the accident made the veils or bandages fall from over her eyes, and she realized that she'd been doing and saying a lot of really stupid things.

     you can tell they're still editing a lot, though: last night there was a scene with Lucía in the hospital, fretting because she couldn't do anything to help the people in the mercado because she was stuck in her hospital bed. and Meche told her the best thing she could do right then was to rest up and get her strength back, the implication being that it would be at least a few days if not longer before Lucía would be able to leave the hospital. then the very next scene we see with Lucía, she's up and storming the Savater company offices. also, the very first scene last night, the one with Worm and Lucía where she asks him to act as her lawyer for her divorce, included dialogue that was apparently cut out of the last scene in Wednesday's episode. and those are just two of the many things i noticed. now that we seem to be in the famosa "second etapa," i really wish they would stop cutting out so much. it's making things really choppy and playing havoc with the continuity.

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Telenovela-World:  some of what was said... (sorta summary for Thu 31 Aug 2006)  Author: B. (---)  Date:   08-31-06 22:51 PDT

     (these are in no particular order -- i just put them down as they occurred to me...)

     although he didn't specifically say it, Fertonio pretty much told Bead Boy that he (Fertonio) caused the fire (and in the most cold-blooded, offhanded manner, too!), and seemed to enjoy watching Bead Boy try to keep a poker face to disguise his dawning look of understanding, and repulsion. he clearly enjoys believing that Bead Boy is afraid of him and that because of that he now has the upper hand in the relationship. (and i'd guess we should look for this imagined upper hand to feature prominently in his future dealings with Bead Boy at the company...). he gloated to Bead Boy that now Bead Boy knows what he is capable of...

     as KateB22 posted in another thread, Fertonio had a chat with Nesturd during which he basically sold Intolerable Brat to Nesturd in exchange for a furnished apartment for himself, Evilra, and IB (in his name, natch!), and some walking around cash, as well as maybe a "job" at Nesturd's company. Nesturd agreed to everything but said that IB was to live with him, but Fertonio nixed that, saying IB would choose to stay with him. "you can't drink the sea in one gulp..." he tells Nesturd, who decides to bide his time. later, when Fertonio pushes too far with his greed, Nesturd in turn smacks him down with the same retort.

     Nesturd has put Bead Boy in charge of Fertonio at the company, saying that he needs someone to keep an eye on Fertonio and keep him from getting out of hand. Bead Boy tried to object, but was overruled. later, Nesturd told Bead Boy that he, Nesturd, would have to bide his time for a while until he had more of a hold over IB, but after that, who knows...? perhaps Fertonio would have some sort of unfortunate accident... Bead Boy manages not to show Nesturd just how appalled he is to hear this even if Nesturd is talking about Fertonio. poor Bead Boy -- i predict he is not going to have much fun in the coming weeks what with trying to keep a rein on Fertonio while being a mole for Alberto and not having the unfortunately acute Fertonio or his uncle catch on to what he's doing.

     Moniquel is less than pleased to learn that Fertonio will be working at the company. she tells Bead Boy that Fertonio had better not even try to get near her.

     Meche goes to Evilra to try to find out where Intolerable Brat is being hidden. Evilra tries to smack Meche down by reminding her Luis is dead but Meche just smacks her down harder, reminding Evilra that HER CHILD is dead. Evilra grudgingly admits they both have reason to be grieved, but tells Meche she won't let her NEAR IB ever again. Meche, unimpressed, tells Evilra not to threaten her like that.

     i was in and out of the room for part of the episode and as a result, i can't tell if IB knows his mother is dead or not. Andi at least said the same thing all of us wanted someone to say to him: what was he doing just barging into Diego's place without knocking first?? for some reason, i don't think he knows about the fire at the mercado or that his grandfather is dead, or that everyone believes Lucía is dead. Andi tried to commiserate with him over the loss of his mother but he wouldn't let her. "even dead" he wouldn't forgive his mother. when he was ranting about how "selfish" Lucía had been to let her pride keep him from having the money that should by blood belong to him, Andi made him look at her and told him that in Lucía's place, she'd've done the same thing Luciá did. IB doesn't want to believe her so he pretty much ignores that and just goes on more about Lucía's selfishness, so Andi abandons that argument and tries another tack, telling him that she blamed her father for telling her something she didn't want to hear but later she learned he was right and she had to forgive him. IB should forgive his mother and ask God to watch over her and his grandfather. IB just stares at her stupidly.

     Moniquel told Diego that Lucía is her half-sister and is pretending to him to be devastated Lucía died in the fire ("why do you care -- you hated her?!!" "I didn't hate her -- i was jealous of her!!"). her plan is to use their "shared pain" over the loss of Lucía, as well as encouraging Diego to get back the life he once had as a soccer star ("do it in memory of Lucía and the love you had for her...!"), as an excuse to get close to Diego and to con him into falling for her and forgetting about Lucía. (and i will say this for Michel Brown: his eyes and nose were convincingly red, his voice sounded raw and as if his nose were stuffed from crying. i could believe he was truly grieving and in shock. ditto for Meche --for pretty much the same reasons. but most of the others... i think Evilra was indeed upset about Luis, but some unacknowledged instinct deep inside her is warning her not to look too closely lest she see something she really doesn't want to see, so she's kindof shut down in a way. i did like it that the first person Evilra asked about when she arrived at the mercado during the fire all frantic was Luis. at least she cared a little bit. of course, she kinda spoiled it for me by then asking (twice!) about her son...)

     Diego told the photographer/reporter guy that he thought the fire was deliberate and pretty much said if it was, it made sense that Nesturd would be behind it. the reporter reported this back to his editor, La Rata, who also thought it made sense and later asked Nesturd if he'd had it done. Nesturd hotly denied it and told La Rata he'd regret it if he tries to slander him in his paper. but later we learn that La Rata, his reporter, and Diego are not the only people to whom it has occurred that Nesturd could be behind the fire, given that he is the most obvious benefactor...

     Moniquel went to see Nesturd and asked him in a sweet sort of way when her nephew IB would be coming back to work at the company. Nesturd expresses surprise at this change of attitude; Moniquel says she's had time to realize you can't swim against the current and it's better to just make the best of things.

     when Meche went to see Nesturd and told him Fertonio had faked his kidnapping just to extort money from Nesturd via Lucía, she was shocked when Nesturd replied contemptously that OF COURSE Fertonio faked his kidnapping -- who could possibly have wanted to kidnap a poor SOB like Fertonio for money?? he added that he had always known that Fertonio kidnapped himself, and that the only people stupid enough to believe Fertonio's lame kidnap story were Meche, Lucía, and Fertonio's parents. then he says that Intolerable Brat is HIS and he won't ever let her see her grandson again. he told her not to threaten him. she just looked at him and said yeah, yeah, yeah... you're rich and powerful. so what? i'm not scared of you.

     the morning after the fire, Marta called to speak with Lucía as they had agreed. she is very distressed to hear that Lucía is dead.

     even though i thought Bead Boy and Alberto had agreed they wouldn't tell anyone that Lucía had survived the fire, either i misheard or Bead Boy took pity on Meche when he saw her leaving Nesturd's offices, because he told her to pretend she didn't see him and to meet him in the café across the street in 10 minutes as he had something important to tell her. there, of course, he reveals to her that Lucía is alive.

     after Fertonio told Evilra about the apartment and that she would be living there with him and IB, he said he had to go deal with Marta. "she's your other wife, right? will she be living with us, too?" Fertonio said no way, he was just going to give Marta the punishment she deserved for disobeying him; Marta needs to learn to keep in line and do as she's told. i'm hoping that when he gets to the house and finds Marta and Naty gone, he doesn't take it out on Stalker Neighbor. he may be kinda creepy and all, but still... Fertonio didn't care at all that the fire he started --by accident, sure, but he didn't make any attempt to stop it, call the fire department, or help put it out-- killed his father, never mind his estranged wife and a whole mess of other people. he would certainly not balk at killing SN...

     that's all i can remember for now, but i hope it helps.

    

Telenovela-World:  summary of tonight's ep [USA, 9/1/06] for Montana Gail and anyone else who wants it... Author: B. (---) Date:   09-01-06 23:05 PDT

     NOTE: i did most of this in real time as the episode aired, then went back and tweaked it from memory. i don't think i missed anything major, i hope...

     FRIDAY, 1 SEPTEMBER 2006

     we start with a repeat of the last scene from last night, in which Bead Boy brings Meche to see Lucía lying catatonic in the hospital. she asks if all the injuries were caused by the fire, and Bead Boy, in an even tone, reveals that no, they're not -- Fertonio had beaten and raped Lucía. Meche is horrified. Lucía sits up and starts screaming, and when Meche hugs her, she clings to her mother and cries.

     Marta and Natalia read about the fire at the mercado and are shocked and horrified for Lucía. Naty is worried about her father and wants to call Stalker Neighbor to see if he's seen or heard from Fertonio, but Marta says no. she says she has to look for work, they are going to need money to live on and rebuild their lives. Naty thinks she should look for work, too, but not surprisingly Marta nixes that idea as well.

     Driver Guy is surprised Andi's not in school and says her dad isn't going to be too happy to learn this. Andi asks where her father is and is told he's out in the back yard. she goes to see THAT. MAN., who's looking adorably sad. he tells her that Laura and Cristina died in the mercado fire.

     Diego is daydreaming about Lucía. in his dream, he begs her not to leave him, and she assures him she won't, she will never leave him.

     Intolerable Brat is going stir crazy in his hotel room. Evilra tells him that if his father thinks it's best he stay in the hotel room, he has to stay there. IB asks her how she feels about Luis' death. Evilra says that Luis' death is something to be grieved about, not like the death of his mother. IB confesses that, as mad as he was at Lucía, he didn't really want her dead.

     Fanny tells Moniquel it is horrible to die the way Lucía did, but Moniquel doesn't care, so long as Lucía's dead... because that means that Diego is all for her now and she is going to get him.

     Bead Boy suggests to Meche that they go talk in the cafeteria since Lucía is going to sleep for a good while.

     Alberto is meeting with the city official that Nesturd always bribes to get permits for what he wants to do. Alberto wants to out-bribe Nesturd and get the mercado lands for himself. he tells Corrupt Official this, and says the money he's just offered (which CO had snubbed as being "such a small amount") is only a down payment against an ongoing future relationship full of such gifts.

     Marta and Naty are still talking about the fire. then Naty asks if her father's crazy and wants to know if Marta is going to get a divorce. Marta says not everyone is like Fertonio, but she doesn't see how she can get a divorce. Naty points out she'll kinda need to have one if she ever wants to remarry. Marta tells her that Naty's her only concern right now; besides, she doesn't think she could trust another man again after her experience with Fertonio.

     Meche asks Bead Boy why he's been helping Lucía like this. Bead Boy says he really shouldn't be telling her anything, but he thinks it's important that she knows where they stand, and why he, the right-hand man and close relative of Nesturd, has involved himself in Lucía's affairs and those of the mercado. Meche admits that the whole right-hand / close-relative thing does make him appear rather untrustworthy in her eyes. Bead Boy looks at her sincerely and begs her to believe him when he says he has very old, very good reasons for wanting to see Nesturd taken down.

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     during the commercials Bead Boy apparently brought Meche up to date on his part in the story, including confessing to his big and seriously flawed plan with Fertonio. Meche asks whatever made him think Fertonio could help, and points out that Fertonio is trying to sell her grandson to Nesturd. "he's already done it," Bead Boy replies, telling her about Fertonio's deal with Nesturd.

     Andi tells THAT. MAN. that she's sorry Laura's dead and that she never had a chance to apologize to her. then she brings up IB. THAT. MAN. reminds her he's already said he doesn't like her having anything to do with IB, and Andi reveals that IB isn't a pobretón barrio kid anymore -- now he's with Nesturd.

     Diego and Lurch are bemoaning their new fate, being left all alone now after the deaths of Lucía and Juliet.

     Evilra tells IB the best way to get over the bad things in life is not to think about them. she paints a glowing picture of thei-- excuse me: his new life living in the best neighborhood, going to the best school, having servants to wait on him, etc., while she will enjoy mixing with the cream of society, going to the beauty salon, and so on. of course, IB is the wealthy one, she admits, but naturally he will not forget to share with his grandmother...

     Moniquel's still babbling on to Fanny with her Diego Delusions. almost wearily, Fanny again tries to bring her down to earth, but Moniquel, wrapped up in her wonderful plans for her future with Diego, totally won't listen.

     Bead Boy says they need to keep Lucía "dead" because Fertonio won't want Lucía to tell what she knows. Meche says that Diego, at least, should to be told that Lucía is alive -- he and Lucía love each other. Bead Boy nixes that, saying that he doesn't trust Diego the way he does Meche and adds that, so far as he knows, Diego is going out with his cousin Moniquel.

     CO agrees to Alberto's offer and looks forward to a long and enriching (for him) relationship.

     Andi points out that THAT. MAN.'s objection to IB was that he was poor so how can he object now that IB is rich? THAT. MAN. tells Andi why he still doesn't like IB for Andi, but Andi doesn't see how her father's working for Nesturd's biggest rival has anything to do with her relationship with IB.

     Bead Boy tells Meche about Alberto, and says the main objective right now is for Lucía to make a full recovery.

     Fertonio roars up to his #2 casa looking furious and storms into the house.

     Diego's worried about IB. Lurch says if he were Diego, he wouldn't worry about IB.

     Nesturd and Fanny are arguing; apparently she has brought up La Rata's accusation that Nesturd had something to do with the fire. Nesturd heatedly refutes this and says he thinks La Rata is scum. Fanny grudingly decides to believe Nesturd, but adds that she hopes she doesn't learn he was lying to her.

     La Rata tells Moniquel that he's decided to go work for a sports paper in Spain because he's fed up with Moniquel and the things she and Nesturd get up to. he tells Moniquel he thinks the Savaters were behind the fire at the mercado, which she, like her father, also hotly refutes.

     Fertonio has apparently searched his #2 casa and discovered that Marta and Naty not only aren't there, but things inside certainly look like they're not planning to return any time soon. outside again, he stalks over and heatedly accosts Stalker Neighbor, hauling SN out of his chair by his shirt lapels and demanding SN tell him where Marta and Naty are. SN says, with perfect truth, that he doesn't know. in spite of Fertonio's obvious fury and the beating he got from him before, this time SN doesn't appear to feel terribly threatened by Fertonio. he invites Fertonio to hit him again if he wants -- the police will come again and this time they will be very interested in Fertonio. Fertonio may be crazy, but he's not so stupid as not to recognize this for the totally credible threat it is. he lets go of SN, frustrated.

     Alberto walks into Lucía's hospital room and says to Meche, "look what circumstances have brought us together again after so long."

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     Meche recognizes Alberto. she tells him she's grateful for everything he's doing for Lucía and says she thinks he rather ought to hate her for the way she betrayed his sister's trust back in the day. he replies that he doesn't blame her -- he is well aware that both women were victims of Nesturd.

     Moniquel is still pissed off about La Rata's accusation, so she changes her mind about trying to talk him out of leaving and instead tells La Rata to kiss off.

     Fertonio, still frustrated at being checked by SN, snarls to SN that if SN sees Marta he should let her know Fertonio is looking for her and she'd damn well better watch her back. he threatens SN as well, but SN isn't cowed. SN reminds Fertonio he knows Fertonio's a lying bigamist. after this and a few other home truths, SN turns his back on Fertonio and walks away toward his house. even more infuriated, Fertonio grabs a baseball bat he happens to have handy in the back seat of his car, and moves to go after SN. but before he's taken more than few steps he realizes he really can't beat SN up. poor baby (NOT!) has to settle for taking a thwack at SN's patio chairs.

     Benji tells Lurch he's looked all over for Meche and there's no sign of her anywhere. he's a little worried about her. he and Lurch agree that Diego needs to get on with his life ASAP.

     Meche and Alberto discuss how Lucía is suffering from mental trauma in addition to her injuries. Alberto says they are going to make sure Lucía makes a complete recovery. then he says he doesn't want Meche talking to anyone but Bead Boy and himself and Lucía. "from now on, you're working for me," he tells her (doing what? enquiring minds --of which Meche is apparently not one, since she doesn't ask-- would like to know...). she's to live in his house and not see anyone she knows, but can come visit Lucía in the hospital whenever she wants.

     Diego misses Lucía.

     Nesturd tells IB and Fertonio that tomorrow they can move into their new place. Fertonio's inappropriately pleased now that everything seems to be working according to his Meister Plan. IB, on the other hand, seems underwhelmed and even a little distracted -- possibly because now that he's about to be irrevocably committed to something he knows mother would have HATED, it's finally starting to sink in that she's gone forever. Fertonio excuses his cash cow's disappointingly lackluster reaction to what any son of his ought to realize is what he should want by smoothly stating to Nesturd with a falsely deprecating air that IB is still suffering because of his mother's death. he then adds, in a dismissive tone that is likely intended for IB's benefit even if he's still addressing the remark to Nesturd, that IB shouldn't waste his tears on Lucía. Fertonio concludes by saying, with that hearty and totally fake bonhommie that he adopts whenever he's talking to Nesturd now that he's mostly getting his way, that IB is his pride and joy, and will be Nesturd's as well. they get up to leave but Moniquel, in spite of all her raving about how she doesn't want Fertonio anywhere near her, strolls uninvited into her father's office looking very pleased with herself. she glances smugly and flirtatiously at Fertonio.

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(am i the only one who's sick of the "logic" in the Jetta ads that make non-sequiteur conclusions like if you like kung fu then you like to travel??)

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     Moniquel makes her play at kissing up to IB (all for her father's benefit, of course), holding out her arms to him and inviting him to give her a hug. IB looks like he thinks something doesn't compute (as well he should, considering how rude she's always been to him!!) and doesn't move. Fertonio practically shoves IB into her proffered embrace. "finally, a real family!" he smirks, smugly pleased. "yes, a lovely family," agrees Moniquel with a matching lack of sincerity as she hugs IB who, doesn't really hug her back.

     Meche talks to Lucía, although since she stopped screaming it seems Lucía has returned to her former more or less catatonic state, so Meche's pretty much thinking aloud or talking to herself. she says that everything that's happened to Lucía is terrible but one day, together, they will make things right.

     Alberto's told Bead Boy about getting CO on his side. Bead Boy smiles gleefully, imagining Nesturd's reaction when he finds out he's lost out on getting the land he's long been scheming to develop. Alberto says he wants the land the mercado was on so he can give it all back to the mercadites. as for Lucía, he says the doctor told him she'll be well enough to be released in a few days. Bead Boy points out that Lucía is still unresponsive. Alberto clarifies, PHYSically she'll be ready to leave the hospital. they'll work on the mental part next.

     Diego gets out his old soccer shirt and looks at it thoughtfully.

     now Betty's also been told that Laura died in the mercado fire. she's really upset because she genuinely liked Laura. Betty, Andi, and THAT. MAN. all commiserate with each other about Laura. Betty says how Laura was really nice and Andi repeats that she fought with Laura and now she can't say she's sorry. THAT. MAN. says Laura was not at all the sort to hold that against Andi.

     Memorial service for all the dead mercadites. Moniquel, in accordance with her plan to get Diego, is there to "support" him. her idea of doing this is apparently to hang on his arm like a dead weight, but Diego's so grief-stricken she might just as well have not been there at all. Laura, Cristina, Lucía, Felicidad (the guy who befriended Olga, Diego's mother), Juliet, and Luis are all named; the scene ended as the Padre was moving on to the names of additional victims.

     Nesturd and IB are outside the Savater offices. IB thanks Nesturd for the apartment and stuff. Nesturd tells IB to call him grandfather. apparently, Nesturd's battle to win over IB starts with the gift of a sleek new black convertible. IB is DELIGHTED with this and they go out for a test drive. IB forgets to be sad.

     Evilra and Fertonio have been touring the new apartment. Evilra is all pleased about it and is looking forward to having servants. Fertonio, in the "tut-tut-tut" tone of someone pleased to be teaching a small child a lesson he knows they won't want to learn, immediately interrupts this fantasy, telling his mother her his deal with Nesturd was for the apartment, not for the servants. stunned and dismayed, she stammers that since he's surely going to be earning lots of money at his new job, he can afford servants. he tells her that he is going to take care of his job; she needs to take care of the domestic sitaution.

     Meche is worried about Lucía's mental state. Bead Boy tells her that if Lucía doesn't get better soon, they'll get a specialist for her. "and if she doesn't ever recover...?" Meche frets. Bead Boy suggests they not be pessimists. Meche isn't comfortable just leaving like Alberto and Bead Boy want, without going back to get any of her clothes or say good-bye or anything. Bead Boy asks her if, honestly, there really is anyone who will worry about her [if she suddenly disappears] and Meche, sadly, tells him no.

     Lucía just keeps reliving all the fights and the fire and stuff.

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     now Lucía's reliving all the happy stuff she lived with Diego...

     THAT. MAN. is interviewing secretaries and Marta is next up on the list. you so KNOW she's going to get hired....

     more Benji and Lurch "grieving." Lurch thinks it's strange that neither Meche nor Evilra went to the memorial service. Benji doesn't think it's strange Evilra wasn't there, but he's worried about Meche.

     Diego thanks Moniquel for being at the service. Moniquel forgets Fanny's advice re: IB (about biding her time and taking things slowly) and eagerly starts talking about their future together, but Diego tells her to stop because he can only think about Lucía. Moniquel makes a token apology then immediately returns to the subject. Diego glumly tells her he has to remake his life, for Lucía's memory.

     (here is more with Nesturd and IB in the car, but i so don't care. i don't think anything important was said.)

     Evilra reproachfully accuses Fertonio of treating her like a servant and of pulling a bait-and-switch on her when he told her she was coming to live with him and IB in the new place. Fertonio denies all this and tells her if she doesn't want to "do her part," fine, she can go live at her old place in the barrio. now really dismayed, she tries to play the Guilt Card by reminding him how she lied for him, covered for him, and stole money from Luis and her savings for him, but Fertonio is unmoved. almost pettishly, he mumbles in a sharp tone that the money will be repaid, then almost patronizingly states that all he was asking her to do is to "help out" and do her part. it's up to her to decide whether she wants to or not.

     it turns out Marta trained as a bilingual secretary and got excellent grades at the school. THAT. MAN. tells her, regretfully, that she's got great credentials but he was looking for someone with experience (Marta doesn't have any since apparently after she graduated she went right on to being a stay-at-home mother). Marta says she knows she can do the job -- what she doesn't know already, she will learn, and she will work long hours if he needs her to. she assures him he won't regret hiring her. he asks why she's so desperate that he hire her and she tells him she NEEDS this job because she has a daughter to support.

     Meche's back in Lucía's room, "talking" to her again. Meche's still fretting about whether it's such a good idea to just disappear from the barrio the way Alberto and Bead Boy want. since she's not even sure Lucía could hear her, she's surprised when, in mid-fret, Lucía interrupts, saying in a dull tone, I lost everything, Mom... Fernando used me in the most vile way possible. Meche is happy Lucía's come out of her trance. Lucía seems to ignore this. she asks where IB is.

     Diego is mooning over a picture of Lucía. oddly, she seems to be wearing what i think is going to be her new hairstyle (straightened), rather than the more natural wavy/curly style she had when they were together. whatever.

     Nesturd doesn't have any faith in Moniquel's apparent change of heart re: IB. he warns her that nothing had better happen to IB... Moniquel brings up her plan be with Diego, but Nesturd flatly states that even if she IS being nice to IB, that doesn't change his decision re: her and Diego, which is that she should forget about having anything to do with "that soccer player." having issued this ultimatium, Nesturd exits the scene, leaving Moniquel to sulk pettishly.

     Fertonio loves IB's new car and rubs it in some more about how he was right to want IB to meet his grandfather, unlike (sneer) selfish, stupid Lucía. Fertonio notes that IB doesn't seem to like this disparagement of his dead mother and mouths a token excuse as "apology," but really, Fertonio is too pleased that everything is working out the way he wants. they're finally starting to live the life they should always have led, he says.

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     i caught the tail end of the promo for Monday and the famosa "nueva etapa" definitely starts then. i note the show is indeed just called "Amores" now, although it seems like Mr Voice-Over couldn't quite cope with that and called it "los Amores." heh.

     and hopefully with this famosa nueva etapa, we'll get new credits, since just offhand from memory, at least four of the people listed in the AdM main titles are now either dead or written out of the story while a fifth (the priest) looks like his part is pretty much played out now the memorial service is over. also, the old main titles didn't include the kid playing IB (and much as i would have liked to take that as a Sign that IB was going to get killed off, too, the actor himself is doing a bang-up job and should have been in the credits all along), plus we have Alberto on board now, not to mention this rumored new antagonista, both of whom probably ought to be added. and of course, the old head writer is supposedly out (and possibly other writers and maybe a producer or three are as well!) and the new head writer in, so....

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Telenovela-World:  Re: could someone post a recap of Monday's episode? [USA, 9/4/06]  Author: chiquita (---)  Date:   09-07-06 21:19 PDT

     I don't remember a lot because I didn't record it, but you didn't miss much. This episode was more like a finalization of details before moving onto the brand new version of the show. Please bear with me!

     Roberto and Marta are setting up his office and she tell him that she will make mistakes starting off, but that she will work very hard and he won't regret hiring her.

     Lucia is still in the hospital. Alberto comes into her room and tells her his plans of revenge for Nesturd and how she can help him as well as how he can help her with her plans of revenge for Fertonio. He tells her how she is much stronger than Eulalio, but that Eulalio will provide them with valuable information.

     Monica and Nesturd fight over her love for Diego. Nesturd forbids her to have anything to do with him. Fanny and Nesturd argue about Monica's behavior and she tells him that he should permit Monica dating Diego. She warns him about losing his only daughter. Monica attempts suicide...again and is rushed to the hospital where Lucia is.

     Eulalio called Alberto to inform him that Monica is on the way to the hospital that Lucia's at. He informs Mercedes of the news so that she will be careful not to be seen by anyone.

     Diego is at the hospital as well-scheduling his knee surgery. Nesturd sees him and tells him that he won't interfere with his relationship between he and Monica. Diego doesn't understand and tells him he is at the hospital for another personal matter. Nesturd informs him that Monica is in the hospital for attempting suicide and that he should visit her. Diego does just that. Monica is so happy he is there and she clutches his hand. He pulls his hand away from hers. She then cries in desperation for him not to reject he and she clutches his hand again. That's how it ends.

    

Telenovela-World:  B is better at summaries than I'll ever be but...  Author: chiquita (---)  Date:   09-07-06 20:44 PDT

     bear with the old girl!

     It's 3 years later and they show quick shots of Diego playing soccer. Yes, he had his surgery and returned to the field as if he never left it. THe crowd is going wild yelling FLASH.

     The next thing we hear is that he has developed a clothing line with his wife, Monica Savater de Valdez (yes, I couldn't believe my ears, I had to blink twice and my heart stopped for a bit-literally). The scene jumps to the premier fashion show of Diego's collection. There we see Nesturd and Eulalio sitting together. Juliette's brother is in the audience. So is Fanny. Elvira and Adrian are there-appearing bored. Fertonio is enjoying the "back view"of all the female models.

     Nesturd and Eulalio are having a conversation about how glad he (Nes) is that someone in the family (Monica) is making money. Alberto has been taking each and every contract that would normally go to Nestor. On one project that Alberto is working on, Alberto proposed an offer to Nestor to join in on the deal. Nesturd reveals he has no choice. He would have to file for bankruptcy if he didn't take the deal.

     After the collection has been viewed, Diego walks out on the runway with his fellow designer. A woman-Andrea and Beatriz's mother (yup, she's in the picture now). Diego kisses Monica, everyone seems happy.....

     Well, in the model's dressing area, Diego reveals to Juliette's brother how he has never stopped thing about Lucia and he contemplates as to why he decided to marry Monica. Juliette's brother tells him how unfair he is being to Monica. We also find out that Benja has been dead for a year.

     We get a peak at Meche in her designer gown and Alberto. Lucia is still getting ready for her debut. Alberto downs some pills and Meche told him that he should stay at home because he is so sick. Alberto to her he wouldn't miss it for anything. He was invited to the Fashion Show, but Alberto decided it best to make their entrance at the After Party.

     Eleanora appears nervous because she is wondering whether Andrea and Beatriz will accept her invitation to the show. They don't. She has also decided not to return to Paris. She wants to stay and renew her relationship with her daughters.

     Roberto tries to convince Andrea to meet with her mother, but she won't hear of it. Another reason she doesn't go is because she knows Adrian will be there. Roberto is nervous that if the girl don't contact Eleanora, that she will not return to Paris immediately and come to the house unannounced. The girls coaxes Roberto to admit his feelings for Marta (yes, that Marta). Which he does! The girls really care for her and they even like crazy Nati.

     Nati has changed. She is not the intelligent little girl we grew to love. She skips school often and hangs with a bad crowd. Marta can't control her and it's really stressing her. When her mother does make an ultimatum, Nati responds by saying (to the effect) "What are you going to do punish me with a ruler?" (I can't remember what Marta told her, but it's obvious she is a weak parent because Nati is out of control). Nati also expresses how angry she is at her father being rich and how his other son is living a better lifestyle than they are.

     Please forgive me. I don't remember every detail, because I wasn't able to record this episode.

     They show 3 new characters. A family of three-mother daughter and stepfather. The stepfather is a drunk who hasn't worked in 5 years. The daughter is fed up because the mother won't do anything. In fact, the mother is the one working to support the family and she gives her husband (stepfather) money-which he squanders on booze. What is also shown is that the stepfather bumps his crotch against the daughter's backside"" (that bastard). I don't think it's the first time. And one can see why the daughter is so anxious for her mother to throw him out on the street. The daughter is in college (if she had any sense,she would have tried to leave the house when school started instead of trying to convince her mother to kick him out, knowing that she won't do it)

     Fertonio doesn't want Elvira to speak to anyone at the After Party because he feels that she embarasses him. She becomes upset and declares to go home. He agrees, but she has to call a taxi by herself. Because it is taking a long time to get a taxi, she goes back inside. She is the first to see Lucia.

     Adrian is worse now that he is an adult. He has a guy friend who hangs out with him all the time (the friend is more like his b**ch). Whiney is bragging how he will be with all the models of the show and how every woman wants to be in his "black book". When his friend isn't paying attention, Whiney looks at his mother as if he will get her in his bed (yes his own best friend's mother). She sees him watching her and she reads his expression and she becomes uncomfortable. He has become a disgusting, hot-headed bastard. He also reveals to his best friend why he hates his Lucia, because he doesn't understand how he could hate his mother. How he caught her in bed with Diego.

     Diego does go to Whiney and thanks him for coming to the show. He also wants them to be friends like before. Whiney tells him no way and for him to enjoy his party because he (Whiney) most certainly will.

     That's really all I can remember. I'm so sorry, but I hope this helps a little.

    

Telenovela-World:  Let's recap!  Author: Mini (---)  Date:   09-08-06 08:16 PDT

     This is a recap for those who have missed the last few capitulos and for those who’ve watched to see which parts of this “nueva temporada” are the better ones. The party was definitely exciting and Lucia got the chance to dis all of her nemeses and promise to make them all pay. What’s happened thus far:

     * Lucia reveals that she’s still alive after being absent for three years.

     * Lucia is married to Alberto.

     * Diego is married to Monica. (And they seemed happy in spite of Diego’s protestations to the contrary.)

     * Diego salivates over her all over again and is willing to dispose of Monica like yesterday’s garbage (not a big surprise there).

     * Evilra wants to be part of the “ladies who lunch”; Fertonio tells her to dream on.

     * Fertonio is nothing more than Nestor’s little pansy.

     * Intolerable Brat is worse than ever.

     * Lucia looks like a sexpot from hell in her new look.

     * Monica looked like a Barbie doll in her evening gown and extra coating of orange fake tan.

     * Fertonio looked like a Ken doll with that side-part in his hair.

     * IB looked like a porcupine with his new look.

     * Diego’s hair was disheveled as usual.

     * There’s a new family that includes a child molester.

     * Andrea and Betty’s mother is back.

     * Natalia is now a brat and, add insult to injury, as lazy and as corrupted as her father and brother.

     * Martha and Roberto have feelings for each other (predictable).

     * Nestor has a new secretary (not that bimbo he slept with at his office and had little sexcapades with) and is apparently Andrea’s mother’s confidante.

     * Diego wants Lucia back — regardless of their marital status.

     * Lucia plans to sleep with him and then humiliate Monica by telling her.

     * Lucia’s turned into a b*tch.

     * Monica wants to kill Lucia.

     * Adrian tells Fertonio that he should press charges against Lucia for bigamy (lol!). For the first time in a long time, Fertonio is dumbfounded.

     * Lucia and Martha reunite (cliffhanger from last night’s show).

     So there you have it, folks. The one thing I don’t like is this Armando dude. Sorry, but I don’t like the subject of stepfathers with wandering hands. I know it is something that happens all the time, but like others have said in previous posts, it’s too much reality in fantasy land for me. It won’t surprise me that when the girl decides to tell her mother what has been going on, her mother won’t believe her. Ugh.

    

Telenovela-World:  Re: Let's recap! - a few other points  Author: leah (---)  Date:   09-08-06 14:55 PDT

     B. I had the same thought when bead boy contacted Alberto. Now he dies and no one else knows. But as you said hopefully the writer is smarter than to give us the "same old story".

     About Alberto & Lucia's marriage. Since Fertonio is a bigamist, automatically Lucia's marriage is ended. Same goes for the other wife. But of course they have to prove it. I wonder how Alberto manage to do it without Fertonio's knowledge?

    

Telenovela-World:  I saw 95% of tonight's episode  [USA, 9/8/06] Author: chiquita (---)  Date:   09-08-06 20:32 PDT

     but my signal cut off at moments. I am so sorry to trouble you, but would you mind aswering the following questions?

     Alberto was speaking with Lucia. The last thing I heard him tell her was that Adrian will be used to trick her. Then I lost my signal! What was else did he say and what was Lucia's response. I know how she responded after she received Adrian's phone call.

     What was the dialogue between Marta and Nati. I lost my signal at that point as well.

     Thank You.

     And Timoteo, you hit bulls-eye again! All the money Evilra thought Fertonio would spend on her is being used to pay for women.

     Re: I saw 95% of tonight's episode  Author: timoteo (---)  Date:   09-08-06 20:56 PDT

     Quote:  Alberto was speaking with Lucia. The last thing I heard him tell her was that Adrian will be used to trick her. What was else did he say and what was Lucia's response.

     I can't tell you verbatim, but Lucia said that Adrian would never do something so dispicable -- he explanation was more or less that he was being lied to by Fertonio and that he was still basically decent.

     Lucia also said that Eulalio must be mistaken or not have understood the situation because Adrian would never do something like that.

     Alberto looked at her and said "I hope you're right."

     Quote:      What was the dialogue between Marta and Nati.

     Marta was telling Nati how Lucia had become the owner of the company she worked for. She wondered about that and how she got a divorce. I think that there was also something there about being protected by a husband.

     Nati said that she should marry Roberto, and Marta brushed that off as ridiculous. Nati responded that Roberto was crazy about her, and that Marta could have sex.

     Marta wondered about how Nati could talk like that and didn't think it was proper. Nati said all the girls at school talked about sex and that most of them weren't virgins. Marta asked Nati if she was a virgin, and Nati made fun of her. Then she said that she still was, but that being a virgin wasn't cool anymore and she was looking for someone to be her first, but hadn't found anyone she liked yet.

     Marta was horrified and the scene cut at to something else.

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Telenovela-World:   I'm wondering what got into LAI.... (avances!!)  Author: B. (---)  Date:   09-11-06 12:14 PDT

     this is MOST atypical behaviour, having avances up so early. and on a Monday, too!!

     *Diego está desesperado por acercarse a Lucía y pide ayuda a Mercedes.

     Diego is desperate to get close to Lucía and he asks Meche to help. (even though i believe has a point, this is still starting to seem like REALLY lame behaviour on his part... unless... i wonder, was Vonn maybe watching Princess Bride and sees Diego as a kind of Buttercup ("well, you were dead.")??)

     *Igualmente, Néstor Savater trata lo que sea para reconquistar a Mercedes y para ello le pide a Fanny que sea su intermediaria.

     Similarly, Nesturd tries whatever to reconquer Meche and to do that he asks Fanny to be his intermediary. (oh, gawd, gag. me. i hope Fanny and Meche both tell him to get stuffed.)

     *Fernando dice estar muy contento de que Lucía esté bien. Le dice a ella que es la única mujer que ha amado y la besa. ¡Lucía le corresponde el beso!

     Fertonio says he's really happy that Lucía is well. (to whom??? when last seen he was totally poisoning everyone who would listen against her!!). He says she's the only woman he's ever loved and he kisses her. (oh, i see... he's lying to Lucía.) Lucía kisses him back!! (and boy am I glad i'm going to be out for dinner while this is on so i can watch it with the safety of the FF button...!!).

 

Telenovela-World:   Eulalio - help!    Author: dd (---)      Date:   09-12-06 22:57 PDT

     I am totally, thoroughly confused by this character.

     1. Did they ever explain how his association with Fernando was going to help him get revenge on Nestor?

     2. What happened to his plans during the 3-year jump?

     3. Is he working with his uncle to destroy Nestor or simply using him?

     4. What gives between him and Lucia's mother? Is it for real? When did it start?

     In short, is he a good guy now? a bad guy? a bad guy with a good side? a good guide with a bad side?

     dd

     Re: Eulalio - help!  Author: B. (---)  Date:   09-12-06 23:23 PDT

     i haven't seen tonight's ep yet (have it on tape) but as of yesterday, this would be my take on your questions (others' mileage may vary...)

     1. as i understand it, the original plan was to bleed Nesturd dry (i guess at first via Lucía claiming her "rightful place" to his money, and then, when that was a bust because of Lucía being too uninterested in laying claim to a father who never wanted her, via ransom demands) and somehow share the proceeds. i guess Bead Boy was more trusting of Fertonio (or more certain he could "control" him) in the old days, because i'm not sure i would have EVER believed Fertonio would share once he got his greedy mitts on any money.

     2 & 3. Bead Boy's Vengeance Against Nesturd Plans have been in full swing during the three years break in the story. Bead Boy had already pretty much abandoned his plan with Fertonio when Fertonio decided, against Bead Boy's advice, to "escape" from his kidnappers only because he was jealous of Lucía's relationship with Diego. fortunately for him, soon after Fertonio turned up to put the final nail in the ruins of their original plan, Alberto reappeared on the scene. Bead Boy had a little chat with him and they quickly realized they had a common cause. Bead Boy joined Alberto's team and even before the three year jump forward he was already contributing his part, via passing inside information about Nesturd's plans to Alberto so that Alberto could get the jump on Nesturd at every turn. he has continued to do so all this time, with the result that Alberto's company has been doing well at the expense of Nesturd's company. at the fashion show, Nesturd revealed to us, via a chat with Beat Boy, that he is on the verge of bankruptcy. Nesturd also revealed that his company and Alberto's are currently partners in the construction of an information center at the beach, and if this venture fails, he will be completely ruined. the next day in the office he told Bead Boy that he is more than ever convinced there is a mole in the company (he does not suspect Bead Boy at all!!).

     4. Bead Boy is in love with Meche -- or at least, he says he is. i think it's for real (or at least, i haven't seen any signs that he isn't sincere, although i DID miss the first 15-20 minutes of last night's episode and have skimmed some of the others). assuming his feelings are for real, i'm not sure we know when it started, but my guess would be that the seed was already planted even before the leap forward even though he hasn't gotten up the nerve to speak up until now.

     i'd say he's either a good guy who made some really bad mistakes, or a potentially redeemable bad guy with a hidden good side. what i can't tell yet is if he's being positioned to be redeemed and live happily ever after, or redeemed via doing something noble before dying, or if, now that he's already started down a slippery slope, he's going to be allowed to continue to inexorably slip...

      Bead boy and Fernando  Author: g (---)  Date:   09-13-06 00:15 PDT

     I am not sure that their agreement hinged on shraing the money. BB's main objective was to bring down Savater, so if Fernando kept all the money, I don't think that would be a big thing for him.

      Re: Bead boy and Fernando  Author: B. (---)  Date:   09-13-06 00:27 PDT

     <<I am not sure that their agreement hinged on shraing the money.>>

     that makes sense. Bead Boy seems to smart to have ever thought Fertonio would share, so your suggestion that so long as Nesturd was ruined, he didn't care if Fertonio kept all the money totally works for me.

      Re: Very good question.  Author: Ana Orlando, Fl (---)  Date:   09-13-06 04:51 PDT

     Have they changed him to be a good guy. Although from the beginning he was rather strange. I don't see beads twirling in hand anymore. Now this attraction to Lucia's mother.

      Re: Eulalio - help!  Author: Mini (---)  Date:   09-13-06 06:57 PDT

     I hope they’re not doing a Freudian, I’m-in-love-with-an-older-woman-because-I-lost-my-mother-at-an-early-age nonsense. It seems totally sweet that he’s fallen for Meche.

     I don’t think Eulalio was a bad guy to begin with. Sure, he used Lucia and she wouldn’t be in this mess if it hadn’t been for his machinations to begin with, but since he confessed everything, I assume all is forgiven and that there are no grudges.

 

Telenovela-World:   [USA, 9/12/06] Bullet points (may not be in any particular order)  Author: g (---)  Date:   09-13-06 15:05 PDT

     - Lucia and Fernando are kissing. She finally breaks away, saying she'd like to keep on, but she can't disrepect her husabnd. He is convinced she is still attacted to him (as if she ever was.) He later tells his mother this (I'm the nest she ever had"), and she completely cracks up, which was highly amusing. Evilra also blackmails him into getting a maid so she doesn't have to keep doing housework (by telling him she will spill the whole story to Intolerable)

     - Mercedes warns Lucia to watch out or she will end up turing into someone as bad as her enemies.

     - Eulalio tells Mercedes that Savater is going to try to get her back, and asks he if he (Savater) proposed, would she accept. She basically reponds "are you kidding". However, when Eulalio brings up that he would be jealous, she doesn't want to talk about that.

     - Lucia tells Martha the truth about her marriage, the revenge plan, the market fire, etc. She asks Martha to denounce Fernando (for bigamy, I assume, maybe for domestice violence too?)

     - Adrian talks to Andrea- he brings her a big bag of not-very-subtle product placement candies, and asks to get back together (She apparently had a boyfriend she just broke up with a few moths ago.) She doesn't look too enthused. Betty confesses to Andi the crush she has on her profe. They also talk a bit about Adrian, and his father (Andi blames Fertonio for Adrain going bad) and speculate about the whole situation's effect on Nati.

     - The abused stepdaughter chick tells Green Girl what is going on (since she was 12!). GG tells her she needs to denounce her padrasto, because he should be in jail (at best...)

     - Diego wants a divorce. Moniloquita won't give it to him (not exactly a shocking turn of events.)

     - Nestor makes a date with Betty and Andi's mom.

     There is probably a bit more, but those are the big things I remember.

 

Telenovela-World:   speaking of maybe spoilers, sounds like Meche... (avances)  [USA, 9/14/06]   Author: B. (---)  Date:   09-14-06 14:07 PDT

     might be going along with what i presume to be Alberto's plan (i didn't see yesterday's ep yet, so i don't know -- am i correct in guessing that Meche told him Fanny's been pleading Nesturd's cause to her and Alberto told her she should play along and pretend to be willing to get back together with Nesturd...?)... here's LAI's latest

     *Mónica le aclara a la nueva amante de su padre..."su dinero es mi dinero también, así que ahí no te metas".

     Moniquel makes it clear to her father's new lover... "his money is also my money, so don't you meddle." (see what i mean? unless the "new lover" turns out to be Eleonora, which wouldn't surprise me in the least.)

     *Adrián cree que todas las mujeres deben rendirse a sus pies, parece una copia exacta de su padre.

     Intolerable Chip Off The Old Block believes that all women should fall at his feet, he seems to be an exact copy of his father. (and just as insufferable. i'm telling you: the VERY. BEST. THING. Vonn could do is definitely KILL. CHIP. OFF. it's the PERFECT end for him as well as punishment for everyone who's had a hand in creating the monster. anyone who posts over on the Telemundo forums, if they're not already talking about this, could you post there suggesting it, please?!!)

     *Por su parte Fernando se encarga de hacerle saber a Diego que se besó con Lucía y que piensa volver con su esposa.

     for his part, Fertonio makes sure to let Diego know that he and Lucía kissed and that he's thinking of getting back together with his wife. (ah, which wife would that be, Ferturdio? and there is just the minor matter of this: Lucía may have gotten an annullment, but that doesn't change the fact that you're still married to poor Marta, sortof. i mean, i'm sure even if it wasn't legal, it doesn't mean you're just free to go marrying anyone you want to. not to mention the fact that Lucía is actually legally married to Alberto... really, Ferturdio is just TOO stupid. then again, so is nearly everyone else on this show. which really doesn't say much for the writers, does it....?)

 

Telenovela-World:   hah. typical LAI, slacking off now it's the weekend.  [USA, 9/15/06]   Author: B. (---)  Date:   09-15-06 16:08 PDT

     i suppose he thinks we should be grateful he posted anythig at all, the lazy scum!

     translation for any who want it:

     *Diego tiene una pasión que no lo deja vivir en paz.

     Diego has a passion that won't let him alone. (i won't even dignify that with a comment. besides, i'm sure you all can figure out what i am pretending to have too much refinement of mind to say...)

     *Hará todo por reconquistar ese gran amor.

     He will do everything to reconquer that great love. (and as others have pointed out here --most recently, i believe, Mini-- we hear a lot of TALK about this supposed great love, but haven't seen a whole lot of FOUNDATION for it. whatever...)

     *¿Será Lucía capaz de continuar con su plan de venganza y dejar perder esta oportunidad?

     Will Lucía be capable of continuing her plan for vengeance and let this opportunity slip? (ok, leaving alone the way that is written is MEANT to say, "will Lucía stick with her plan to get revenge or let slip this opportunity to get her love back?" but actually COULD read "Will Lucía stick with her plan to get revenge or let slip this opportunity to use Diego's love to further her plan?" because that latter one is the way i'm betting it might go, now that Lucía is rejecting even Meche's sensible advice...)

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Telenovela-World:  Recap of bizarre sexual relationships Author: Mabouchita (---) Date:   09-18-06 13:57 PDT

     Recap of bizarre sexual relationships

     halfsister-halfbrother -> potential

     Adrian is potentially looking at his sister as another prey, fortunately she is aware of the blood connection.

     stepfather-stepdaughter -> done

     this is IMHO the most outrageous relationship in this SO. They NEED to deal with it as Public Service, the monster should go to jail for many many years, he does not even deserve to die.

     boss-employee relationship -> done

     They were free and there was not harassment, as far as I could see, let's see where the writers go now, boss or no boss he is jerk

     teacher-student -> potential

     Writer, stop there please... you don't really need to add another morbo to this SO, there is plenty.

     married woman- nearly (not yet) divorcé man -> done

     I am just watching since some weeks ago, what was the deal between Alberto and Lucia?

     Did I miss anything else?

     -Mabou

     Al and Lu Author: g (---) Date:   09-18-06 14:38 PDT

     Seems to be more of a Father/Daughter thing. He married her because he wanted to groom her to replace him in the company, and help in his revenge against Savater. In his conversation w/ Monica Fri., it was obvious he doesn't care what (or who) Lucia is doing in her spare time (unless it interferes with the Venganza).

     Re: Al and Lu Author: B. (---) Date:   09-18-06 15:27 PDT

     also, i think he married her to protect her. if she's single and no real relation at all, then if someone wants to contest a will leaving everything to her, they might have a shot. but if she's his wife and she's been his wife for a good while, then even if someone would like to contest the will, they don't really have much ground to do so.

     also, if she's married, it's a lot harder for Fertonio to get all in Lucía's face about her still being his wife. mind you, i'm not saying he won't go around saying anyway. but legally he's on much shakier ground.

 

Telenovela-World:  yesterday's Avances, translated (as it were) [USA, 9/26/06] Author: B. (---) Date:   09-27-06 14:45 PDT

     in case anyone's interested... and i have to wonder when he posted these and then who made him update them (see a thread or two above)...?

     *Mónica admite que Fernando le resulta atractivo e interesante.

     Moniquel admits she finds Fertonio attractive and interesting. (well, counting Evilra and Fertonio, that makes three of them...)

     *El trauma de Martha con Antonio, le impide entregarse completamente a Roberto.

     Marta's trauma with "Antonio" hinders her giving herself completely to THAT. MAN. (but it's nice to see them at least talking about it and trying to address the situation.)

     *¿Llegó la hora para Alberto? Lucía lo consiguió desmayado en su cuarto.

     Is Alberto's time up? Lucía found him passed out in his bedroom. (i'm over Alberto. good bye and good luck.)

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI must be under scrutiny... (avances) [USA 9/28/06] Author: B. (---) Date:   09-28-06 13:53 PDT

     *Desaparecieron todas las personas que conocían a Martha mientras vivía con Antonio.

     all the people who knew Marta when she lived with Fertonio have disappeared. (which does go to show what an excellent job he did of isolating her...)

     *Diego, en el hospital, culpa a Lucía por los golpes que le dieron y le pide que se vaya y lo deje en paz.

     Diego, in the hospital, blames Lucía for the beating he got and he asks her to go away and leave him in peace. (yawn. although it seems as if, now that Diego's all hurt, Lucía's all sorry for her earlier attitude toward him. whatever. these two are as hard to root for as the lead couple in Huracán, although in that case it was lack of chemistry in addition to stupid writing. but not so stupid as this writing...)

     *Fernando y Savater se aprovechan del estado de Alberto para terminar con su vida...

     Fertonio y Nesturd take advantage of Alberto's state to end his life... (and once again in this novela the writers are going to have someone in critical in the hospital WITH NO-ONE WATCHING so anyone and his henchman can just stroll in to the room and turn off their life support??? both writers are morons.)

 

Telenovela-World:    LAI obviously a cuate of Vonn's... (avances) [USA, 10/5/06]  Author: B. (---)  Date:   10-05-06 15:51 PDT

     look how he's doing his part to help make Loser having Fertonio beaten up "ok"...

     *El que a hierro mata, a hierro muere y Fernando recibió una prueba de su propio chocolate.

     he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword, and Fertonio got a taste of his own medicine. (nothing like a few mixed clichés to put the cherry on top of a poorly-constructed sundae...)

     *Lucía le confiesa a Adrián que tuvo que darle una advertencia a Fernando para que los dejara en paz.

     Loser confesses to Turdlet that she had to give Fertonio a warning so he would leave them in peace. (yeah, she "confessed" to Turdlet. more likely, she pretended to confess when really she was dying to brag. oh, well, i guess you could say it's all Fertonio's fault since if he had just waited a little while to kill Alberto, Alberto would have nixed Loser having Fertonio beaten up. then again, he who lives by the sw-- oh, right, we've been there before. how could i forget??)

     *Adrián cada vez se hace más experto en el arte de la mentira, su sangre fría deja impresionada a Lucía.

     Turdlet is ever more expert in the art of lying, his cold-bloodedness makes an impression on Loser. (i guess this means he pretends to be unconcerned about his father getting beaten up. even though she knows he's a total traitor, she'd better watch herself -- if Fertonio does get in to attack her, Turdlet will totally be the one opening the door...)

 

Telenovela-World:  WonderTemp must be in today, although he seems rushed... (avances) [USA< 10/11/06] Author: B. (---) Date:   10-11-06 14:31 PDT

     *Lucía va con sus guardaespaldas a buscar a Eulalio en Empresas Savater. Se destapó la olla y él corre peligro.

     Loser goes with her bodyguards to look for Bead(less) Boy at Nesturd's company. the fat is in the fire and he is in danger. (so i guess she figured out the land she bought at any cost was a trap... i wonder how?)

     *Adrián se devuelve con todo y maletas a casa de Fernando. "La mandé al diablo".

     Turdlet packs up all his stuff and returns to Fertonio's house (except that it's actually HIS house and Fertonio and Mommy Dominatrix just get to live there). "I told her to go to hell." (uh, oh, i guess he found out about Loser trying to tell Andi her son is a Very Very Bad Choice...)

     *Mercedes logra por fín hablar con Diego, el cuento es largo, la historia... ¿Hará cambiar de parecer a Diego?

     Meche finally manages to talk to Diego, the story is a long one, history... Will it make Diego change his mind? (and do we care if he does??? and if he does, bets are open on how long it will take for either him or Loser to change their minds AGAIN. give. me. a. break. already!!!)

    

     Telenovela-World:  lest anyone worry about LAI, DON'T. he's up to his old old OLD trick of posting YESTERDAY's avances...  [USA, 10/13/06]  Author: B. (---) Date:   10-13-06 11:18 PDT

     ...first thing in the morning, in an attempt to make us think he's Totally On Top of Things. whatever, we who know and despise LAI are SOOO NOT FOOLED:

     *Lucía y Diego están juntos otra vez. ¿Seá esta unión definitiva?

     Loser and Diego are together again. will this be the definitive time? (with i-don't-need-to-bother-with-writing-credible-or-consistent-leads Vonn writing....?!? <derisive snort> i'm sure not holding my breath!!)

     *De Mónica lo mínimo que Diego puede esperar es una cachetada bien propinada.

     the least Diego can expect from Miniloca is a well-placed slap. (i'd agree that the least he can expect from her WOULD be that, if it hadn't been for the fact she had him beat up. plus, she totally needs to grow up where Diego is concerned. he's already been pretty clear with her that no matter what did or didn't happen with Loser, he still wasn't interested in getting back together with Miniloca, so she really has no cause to go around acting like they're not getting divorced...)

     *En cuanto a Andrea, Lucía no logró nada, sólo consiguió que se molestara con ella.

     as for Andi, Loser didn't accomplish anything, all she managed was to make her upset with her. (yeah, well, we could all see that coming. on the other hand, now Andi can't blame anyone but herself when she finds out what a total turd the Turdlet is...)

 

Telenovela-World:  speaking of neverending... (avances)  [USA, 10/16/06] Author: B. (---)  Date:   10-16-06 13:51 PDT

     i had to snicker when i saw the first phrase...

     *La historia sin fin... Fernando no permitirá que las cosas se quede así para Lucía y jura dejarla sin nada y sola.

     the never-ending story... Fertonio won't leave things as they are for Loser and he swears to leave her with nothing and alone. (yawn. i'm so over Fertonio and his little threats. i wonder why no-one has thought of punishing him by just ignoring him...? that would be the worst anyone could do to him, i think.)

     *Ahora Eleonora también duda de Adrián, "ya son demasiadas opiniones en contra de él".

     now Eleonora also has her doubts about Turdlet, "there are too many opinions against him already." (well, this will have one of two effects: it will drive Betty right into Turdlet's greedy claws and put her entirely at his mercy with no-one she feels she can turn to --by the way, did i mention that i don't care if they choose to "redeem" this character, i still want him DEAD by the end of the story??-- or it will finally make Betty open her eyes and leave him until he offers her more definitive proof he's changed than he so far has. and what do you want to bet the latter option is NOT the one we're going to see...??)

     *En medio de su enfermedad Olga les pide a Diego y a Lucía que no dejen que nadie los separe.

     in the midst of her illness (ahem, Yawn: aren't you reading your own scripts anymore?? she's not in the middle of her illness, she's at the end of it!!), Olga asks Diego and Loser to not let anyone split them up. (whatever. you know, i wish Yawn would let someone else write the Diego-Loser story from here on out. they could hardly do worse than he has already...)

    

Telenovela-World:  A little help...  Author: KathyW (---)  Date:   10-20-06 23:54 PDT

     What was the risk Eulalio pointed out to Lucia regarding the house and the company?

     Re: A little help...  Author: Mabouchita (---)  Date:   10-21-06 11:47 PDT 

     Ok... Eulalio consulted some lawyer, and they said that if Lucia is still married to Fernando, then she couldn't inherit Alberto's fortune and Fernando couldn't access his money... so Lucia was happy. Nevertheless he would have rigths to everything Alberto gave to Lucia while he was alive... like the company and the house they are living.

     Lucia and Eulalio decided that they were going to offer money to Fernando to make him betray Nestor... and at the same time inform Nestor about it.

     -Mabou

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI apparently finally remembered he's supposed to be WORKING for his paycheck..  [USA, 10/30/06] Author: B. (---)  Date:   10-30-06 15:51 PST

     *Adrián irá a dormir en casa de Gil. Fernando le da una droga para que duerma a Gil y pueda hacer lo que quiera con la mamá.

     (in one of the sleaziest ongoing plots), Turdlet will go have a sleepover at Gil's house. Fertonio gives him a drug to make Gil go to sleep so he can do what he wants with the mother. (and if either Gil doesn't wake up and catch him trying to go after Mirella and/or she hasn't gone to stay with Dora for the weekend or, if she stayed, doesn't totally smack him down to his proper puny size and then report him to his grandfather for the total turd he is, then i vote we burn Yawn in effigy. Mirella is NOT some powerless ninny and we do NOT deserve to have yet another idiot Woman Helpless Against Worthless Male story, and especially not here, where we have already had an overabundance of them... the fact that Betty is still interested in Slimey is already more than enough. this stupid Turdlet-Wants- plot has already gone way too far already.)

     *Diego lleva a Lucía a un hermoso lugar, la razón... pedirle matrimonio.

     Dumbo takes Loser to a beautiful place, the reason... to ask her to marry him. (what. ever. i'm trying to remember the last time i was this uninterested in whether or not the lead couple did anything. as someone else here posted recently, Dumbo is so poorly written anymore, it's hard to blame Michel Brown for seeming to sleepwalk through this role... would we could do the same!! FF buttons around the country are totally getting a workout -- i wonder: does Telemundo have a reimbursement plan...??)

     *La policía llega a casa de Fernando y le dicen que está bajo arresto.

     The police arrive at Fertonio's and tell him he's under arrest. (heh. i can only assume this is as a result of Stalker Neighbor's arrival. some fun at last...! too bad it'll probably be when Turdlet is over at Gil's so he won't be there to get the benefit of seeing his precious papi hauled away, preferably in irons (although perhaps that is a bit much to hope for here??). maybe the cops will take Evilra along, for giving witches everywhere a bad name, seeing as how it IS nearly Hallowe'en....)

 

Telenovela-World:  avances for today... (finished translating)  [USA, 11/9/06]  Author: B. (---)  Date:   11-09-06 15:26 PST

today's title: Encierro que enloquece (poetically: Maddening Confinement) episode #: 97-A

     *Adrián no muestra lástima por su padre. "Yo no movería un dedo por él", le dice a Savater. A Adrián no le importa lo que le pase a su padre.

     Turdlet shows no compassion for his father. (like he ever really did except when it benefitted him!) "I wouldn't lift a finger for him," he tells Nesturd. Turdlet doesn't care what happens to his father. (hello, Fertonio: it's what i said to Evilra yesterday, you reap what you sow. as for Turdlet learning this, Turdlet won't pay attention because he doesn't. maybe if we tattooed it on his forehead somewhere, tho...)

     *Lucía está con Lorena apoyándola mientras su madre está en la cárcel.

     Loser is with Lorena, supporting her while her mother is in jail. (good on you, Loser!! keep this up and you might just be Lucía again one of these days...)

     *Martha le pide a Roberto que perdone a las niñas pero él está muy molesto porque Eleonora les consiente los libertinajes.

     Roberto está seguro que ahora Bety se irá de su casa para ir a vivir con Eleonora.

Marta begs THAT. MAN. to forgive the girls but he is very upset because Eleonora indulges their licentious behaviour. (and while i see how he has a right to be upset, i thought Betty made some very good points last night -- points he would be wise to give serious consideration.) THAT. MAN. is sure that now Betty will leave his house to go live with Eleonora. (who only got a 2-bedroom apartment. someone should give her a heads-up she maybe should start looking for something even bigger...)

     *Fernando se está volviendo loco en la cárcel. Delira con Martha, Lucía y Mómica, como si tuviera un Harem.

     Fertonio is going crazy in jail. He has delusions of Marta, Loser, and Moniloca, as if he had a harem. (i was going to say this is to support the retconning, but Fertonio has ALWAYS been delusional. the only thing that's changed is he's added Moniloca into the mix.)

     *Andrea por fin se da cuenta que Adrián se burló de ella. Llora y se desahoga con Eleonora.

     Andi finally realizes that Turdlet has been playing her for a fool. She cries and unburdens herself to Eleonora. (about time. but is it wrong of me to be impatient for Turdlet to try to play his little game on the new and improved Andi...??)

     *Savater le pone como condición a Adrián para seguir dándole su apoyo que se vaya a vivir con él. Adrián dice que preferiría vivir en el apartamento solo, pero Savater le dice que no hay discusión. Adrián trata de manipularlo al decirle que Lucía le tendería la mano y Savater le da a entender que es su decisión, el no lo obligará a nada.

     Nesturd informs Turdlet that he must live with him (with Nesturd) as a condition for continuing to receive his support. Turdlet says he prefers to live in the apartment by himself (now he's kicked out Evilra, i'll bet Turdlet's been having a few delusional delusions of his own... SO like father, like son), but Nesturd says it's not open for discussion. (hee! at least HE knows how to handle Turdlet. i'm not overfond of Nesturd, but it is fun to see him hand out well-earned smackdowns. i can't wait until he finds out what Turdlet tried to do to Mirella...!) Turdlet tries to manipulate him by saying that Loser is making approaches, and Nesturd lets him know that it's his (Turdlet's) decision, he (Nesturd) won't force him (Turdlet) to do anything. (hahahahahahaha!! foiled!! and if he's living at Nesturd's, and Evilra's back at the shag shack, and there is no more apartment, Turdlet's back to trying to get girls to make it with him in his car. don't you just love it when things like this happen? i wonder if he tries to put the make on Moniloca...? now THAT would be fun to watch!)

     *Medrano habla con Diego al encontrárselo en un restaurante y le dice que le gustaría hacerle una entrevista. En eso llega Mónica y Diego, ante sus cinismos, le dice a Medrano que ella es una basura.

     after running into him in a restaurant, La Rata con Stupid Bigote chats with Dumbo and tells him he'd like to interview him. Just then Moniloca arrives and Dumbo, in the face of her sneers, tells La Rata con Stupid Bigote that she (Moniloca) is trash. (i know she's not really all there when it comes to Dumbo, but she really needs to keep in mind that even if Dumbo doesn't necessarily know her Reeeally Beeeg Seeekret, if she pushes things too far with Dumbo, and especially in front of a journalist who knows her really well, well... things DO have their ways of slipping out...)

 

 

Telenovela-World:  avances for today (edited)  [USA, 11/10/06] Author: B. (---)  Date:   11-10-06 16:06 PST

title: A veces, la verdad duele  (sometimes, the truth hurts)  episode: 97-B

     *Mónica discute con Medrano porque a él le parece bonita... "Ha cambiado para bien".

     Moniloca argues with La Rata con Stupid Bigote because to him she looks pretty. (see??? i SAID it was a Stupid Bigote -- clearly it's affected more than just his looks.) "She's changed for the better." (no idea if this quote is right, since the sentence as used here is not gender specific. and IF it is La Rata con Stupid Bigote speaking, i don't think he's speaking to Moniloca (he would have said "has"). of course, with LAI writing stuff, it's anyone's guess what is going on...)

     UPDATE: that wretched LAI. when he writes poorly, he really writes poorly. (and he probably thinks he's being SOOOO clever!) having seen the scene now, i know what he's on about -- not that it was the least bit discernable from his mangled "avance." Moniloca isn't arguing with La Rata c/SB because he thinks SHE'S pretty -- La Rata c/SB was commenting to Moniloca about Loser. no wonder she was arguing. what now remains to be seen is whether his new Stupid Bigote only LOOKS stupid or it actually does make him stupid as well...

     *Mireya no cree que pueda tener problemas con Savater por culpa de Adrián.

     Mirella doesn't believe she could have problems with Nesturd because of Turdlet. (well, since Nesturd knows what Turdlet is like, maybe she won't. then again, Yawn is writing this, so the likelihood is, she will.)

     *Fany habla con Savater sobre Lucía. Para él Lucía es simplemente su enemiga, sin importar que sea su hija.

     Fanny speaks with Nesturd about Loser. For him, Loser is simply his enemy, it doesn't matter she's his daughter. (it's NEVER mattered to him that she's his daughter. is Fanny getting all on his case about it because she's trying to do something to get Meche back as a friend?? because i sure don't think Moniloca will thank her for pleading Loser's case to Nesturd --Fanny has to know that...)

     *Fany le habla con la verdad haciéndole ver que si quería ganarse a su nieto habría tenido que conquistarlos a los dos: a la madre y al hijo. "Adrián se quedará con usted mientras eso le sirva a sus intereses, cuando eso cambie no se quedará con usted".

     Fanny speaks to him truthfully, making him see that if he wanted to win over his grandson he should have won over both mother and son. "Turdlet will stay with you while it works for him; when that changes, he's gone." (ok, i prettied up LAI's text. i'm tired of him anyway. and what? does Fanny think she's telling Nesturd something he doesn't know --even if he won't admit it?? plus, Fanny: wake up and smell the dog poop. it's no loss at all if Turdlet leaves -- it's a total plus. THAT's what you should be trying to get Nesturd to admit!)

     *Adrián se burla y se ríe de Elvira y le confiesa que fue él quien la mandó a golpear.

     Turdlet mocks and laughs at Evilra and confesses that he was the one who had her beaten. (well, not that i approve of having biddies beaten up --even when they're as nasty as Evilra-- but it's hard to feel sorry for her about the rest, since she has consistently refused to believe the truth when she's been told it, not to mention the fact she's made everyone's lives a misery...)

     *Fernando le dice a Antonio que algún día saldrá de la cárcel y tendrá mucho tiempo para planear su golpe maestro contra Lucia y Martha.

     Fertonio tells Antonio (who, the fake one?? or is this more of him being delusional??) that one day he'll get out of jail and he will have a lot of time to plan his master stroke against Loser and Marta. (yawn, Yawn... think of something at least a LITTLE bit original, why don't you??)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: AVANCE 13/Nov English    Author: B. (---) Date:   11-13-06 12:59 PST

     Title: Sin remordimientos y con amenaza (loosely, Unrepentant and Threatening)

     Episode: 98-A

     *Martha le pide a Roberto que por favor perdone a sus hijas. Andrea en parte fue víctima del engaño de Adrián y Fernando, mientras que Bety es una hermosa mujer que simplemente cometió un error.

     Marta asks THAT. MAN. to please forgive his daughters. (he's being a blockhead.) Andi was in part a victim of Megaturd and Fertonio's deception, while Betty is a beautiful woman who simply made a mistake. (did i say THAT. MAN. is being a blockhead? well, he is. this was at least part of the reason that Eleonora left him and he knows it.)

     *Por su parte, Lucía está resignada a perder a Adrián, se ha vuelto duro e insensible. Los años que lo dejó con Fernando lo transformaron en una copia de su padre, lo cual es para Fernando motivo de jactancia: "Mi hijo es igual a mi".

     for her part, Loser is resigned to losing Megaturd (she should be breaking out the champagne, IMO, but i guess Yawn's decided to go the Mother Love route with her on this point...), he has become hard and unfeeling. (not to mention deceptive, traitorous, disloyal, abusive, even more selfish, worthless...) The years she left him with Fertonio turned him into a copy of his father (and again i say it: while the years with Fertonio certainly didn't HELP, he was with her almost twice as long as he was with Fertonio. conclusion: Megaturd wasn't "turned into" a copy of Fertonio. he merely became what he would have always become, just sooner.), which is something for Fertonio to brag about: "My son is just like me." (except he apparently doesn't even have retconned parental abuse to use as an excuse. they shouldn't've bothered with the whole very belated and patently unbelievable Mommy Dominatrix thing as an "excuse" for Fertonio since i think it's pretty clear he's not really redeemable. it was a pathetic and misjudged attempt to garner sympathy where none was needed. by the same token, blaming Fertonio and especially Loser for Megaturd deciding to be a total crud is also pathetic and misjudged. just kill him off already.)

     *Andrea le reclama a Adrián por haberla engañado y le planta una cacheta muy bien merecida.

     Andi berates Megaturd for deceiving her and gives him a well-deserved slap. (too bad she didn't give him an even more well-deserved kick...)

     *Sin remordimientos, Adrián le acepta a Andrea que se aprovechó de ella y, no contento con eso, la amenaza con mostrarle a todo el mundo unas fotos que le tomó. Ahora Andrea conocerá el odio.

     Unrepentant, Megaturd admits to Andi that he took advantage of her and, not content with that, threatens to show the whole world some pictures he took. Now Andi will know hate. (here we go...)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: Avance for 11/15 - English    Author: B. (---) Date:   11-15-06 15:35 PST

     (i had a staff meeting yesterday, that's why i couldn't get to those avances...)

     Title: Libre y feliz (Free and happy)

     Episode: 99-A

     *Medrano y Diego acuerda que a ninguno de los dos les conviene Mónica.

     La Rata con Stupid Bigote and Dumbo agree that Moniloca isn't right for either of them. (i guess La Rata finally figured out getting involved with her again is only asking for more trouble (unless he's just so determined to get the interview and he figures he won't get it unless Diego is convinced he's not on Moniloca's "side" any more...?)... now, if only he'd take a good look in the mirror and get rid of that mustache.)

     *Por ahora Mónica perdió la batalla, así que no le queda otra que resignarse y firmarle el divorcio a Diego.

     Moniloca lost the battle for now, and she has no other choice than to resign herself and sign the divorce papers with Diego. (about time. geez, could they have dragged it out even more pointlessly...??)

     *Diego le cuenta a Lucía que todo salió bien y ya es un hombre libre para unirse con ella.

     Diego tells Loser that everything turned out well and he's now a free man to be with her. (what. ever.)

     *Roberto decide perdonar a su hija Beatriz y no reprocharle más por su error.

     THAT. MAN. decides to come down off his high horse, forgive his daughter Betty and not throw her mistake in her face any more. (ok, that's not a strictly strict translation, but we all know that's really what's meant, right...??)

     *A pesar de esto, Roberto va a la universidad a hablar con Ernesto, quien le ofende con su respuesta...

     in spite of this, THAT. MAN. goes to the university to speak with Ernesto ("ERNESTO"?? who's he???), who offends him with his reply. (well, i'm guessing HERNÁN would have told THAT. MAN. to bugger off. i mean, even though i think Slimy is a total slime, THAT. MAN. needs to get over himself already. all he's doing is making a bad situation worse, and i bet his daughter won't thank him for it.)

     *"¿Qué haría usted si una niña linda y joven se le ofrece en bandeja de plata?"

     "What would YOU do if a beautiful young girl offered herself to you on a silver platter?" (what a maroon, asking an obviously self-righteous and outraged father of a beautiful young girl a question like that. how did Slimy get to be a university professor, anyway? i can't believe his talents in bed are THAT good...)

     *Roberto no permite que Ernesto hable así de su hija y le da un buen golpe.

     THAT. MAN. won't permit the mysterious Ernesto to speak so of his daughter and he gives him a good punch. (sigh. i don't know who's worse. LAI, back on form making up characters, or Álvarez, for once again giving us dreck instead of consistent characterizations.)

     *Mientras tanto, la cosa se le pondrá más fea a Fernando al llegar al reclusorio. Trata de hablar con Adrián, pero Adrián le reitera que no quiere saber nada de él.

     Meanwhile, things get worse for Fertonio upon arriving at the prison. He tries to talk to Megaturd, but Megaturd reiterates that he doesn't want to know from his father. (Fertonio, see my comments in earlier avances re: reaping what you sow. you are getting it, in spades. and you have no-one to blame but yourself.)

     *Fernando llama a Lucía para decirle que los domingos son las visitas conyugales. "¿Te espero?"

     Fertonio calls Loser to tell her that Sundays are conjugal visit day. "Should I expect you?" (hah. Loser should hire Bad Fruit from La Mujer en el Espejo to pretend to be one of Fertonio's *other* wives and go on Sunday... that would serve him right.)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: Avance for 11/16 - English    Author: B. (---) Date:   11-16-06 16:10 PST

     title: Sola y desesperada (She's alone and desperate)

     Episode: 99-B

     *Fernando recibe su merecido cuando los presos le quieran dar la bienvenida.

     Fertonio gets his just desserts when the prisoners want to welcome him. (if this means what i would like it means and it isn't LAI just being a tease, then HEE!! but i am determined not to get my hopes up. LAI is a sneaky little twerp....)

     *Andrea se reconcilia con Roberto, pero quiere seguir viviendo con su mamá, pues se han hecho buenas amigas. A Roberto le duele que su hija prefiera a Eleonora en lugar de a él.

     Andi reconciles with THAT. MAN., but she wants to keep living with her mother as they have become good friends. (well, that's nice.) THAT. MAN. is hurt his daughter prefers Eleonora over him. (hello, THAT. MAN.: get over yourself already. Andi's got room for both of you in her heart!)

     *La desesperación se apodera de Elvira y va a pedirle a Savater que la ayude, pero Savater no está dispuesto a mantenerla.

     Evilra is consumed by desperation and she goes to ask Nesturd to help her (by the way, did you guys enjoy her scene with her horrible spawn last night as i did? was that fun or what?!), but Nesturd is not in the mood to support her. (and really, why should he? if he wouldn't acknowledge or support his own daughter even to get in with the male issue he so desperately wanted, whatever in the world makes Evilra think he will shell out for a woman who is less than nothing to him, short of Megaturd asking him to?? and Evilra has got to know that Megaturd's in no mood to ask Nesturd for anything to help her! still, it ought to be fun watching Nesturd cut her down to size, the way that only he can when he sets his mind to it.)

     *Entonces Elvira recurre a Lucía y le pide perdón, hasta se arrodilla y le besa la mano.

     So Evilra resorts to Loser and she asks her forgiveness, she even gets on her knees and kisses her hand. (eeeeewwwww! well, if we can't have Megaturd being totally squashed, watching Evilra jump through every hoop she can think of --no matter how improbable-- in an attempt to avoid going back to live in the house she owns just because it's in the barrio and would again take her out of "society" should have its amusement value. i just hope that if Loser DOES take pity on her former MIL and agree to give her something, she slaps a gazillion conditions on it first, and then sticks to it.)

     *Mónica trata de convencer a Adrián de que su papá lo necesita en este momento, pero Adrián le contesta que por el jueguito del auto-secuestro de su padre él y su mamá tuvieron que terminar poniendo el puesto en el mercado.

     Moniloca tries to convince Megaturd that his father needs him right now, but Megaturd teels her that thanks to his father's little self-kidnapping game, he and his mother had to end up setting up shop in the mercado. (in other words, Megaturd still hasn't realized that his father wasn't rich or hard-working in the first place, but was living off scams. and he's inherited a very healthy dose of his paternal grandmother's snobbish attitude. oh, well. at least the people in the barrio are spared having to live with him any more. but speaking of the barrio, whatever became of the big project Nesturd was going to build on the site of the former mercado?? it should have been way easy to do with the mercado all burned to the ground and all, but we sure haven't heard a thing about that ever since Yawn took over. i guess he forgot to read that part of the script...)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: Avance for 11/17 -- English. Author: B. (---) Date:   11-17-06 11:30 PST

     LAI probably wants to get out early for the weekend... and speaking of weekends, i wonder whether he's going to show up next week? it seems like one good thing from the Yahoo! takeover of the Telemundo website has been someone has finally realized LAI isn't just getting a paycheck to sit around and drink his boss' scotch. but with a holiday coming up, i wonder if we're going to get some backsliding...?

     Title: Súplicas y humillación (Pleas and humilliation)

     Episode: 100-A

     *Todos están pagando sus errores...

     Everyone is paying for their mistakes... (is Yawn paying for HIS mistakes??? i don't think so!! if he is, i demand proof!!)

     *Diego le responde a Elvira ante sus súplicas de perdón: "Usted cree que con esas lagrimitas va a borrar todo lo que hizo en el pasado".

     Diego replies to Evilra and her pleas for forgiveness: "You think that with these little tears you can erase everything you did in the past?" (i was thinking about this a little last night, trying to decide whether it would be better for Lucía to take the high road, be generous and at least support Evilra in a limited way --preferably while keeping her at a distance-- or pay her back in kind by rejecting her outright, given that Evilra is no longer her mother-in-law, will probably do nothing but whine unless Lucia gives her everything to which she feels she's entitled (and which Fertonio didn't give her, either!!), will almost certainly report to her horrible son about everything Lucía is getting up to, and will probably rat Lucía out to Fertonio, Megaturd, and/or Nesturd in a heartbeat if she thinks it will get her in with Megaturd or help Fertonio.)

     *Como una última y desesperada carta, Elvira le ofrece a Lucía devolverle a Adrián.

     (and i guess we have our answer: Lucía clearly is leaning toward turning Evilra away...) Playing her last, desperate card, Evilra offers to return Megaturd to Lucía. (oh? and how's she going to do that, given Megaturd totally doesn't want to know from Evilra??)

     *Mientras tanto, Fernando le promete dinero a los internos, pero ellos también lo quieren a él.

     Meanwhile, Fertonio promises money to the prisoners (yeah? where's he supposed to get it from??), but they also want him. (i thought he was "too old" for them? or did they fall for his eyes...?)

     *Aunque Fernando piensa que puede cambiar las reglas de la cárcel, los presos le bajarán los humos.

     Although Fertonio thinks he can change the rules of the prison (ha ha. but then, we've always known he was totally deluded...), the prisoners will cut him down to size. (and really, although i am not in favor of a prison rape scene --even with Fertonio (and even though they have hinted at it)-- if they want to rough him up and smack him down, that is F.I.N.E. by me.... it's no less than he deserves. for starters.)

 

Telenovela-World:  hah, someone caught him before he could escape for the day! updated avances  Author: B. (---)  [Previews, USA, 11/20/06] Date:   11-20-06 18:48 PST

     for today (11/20/06):

     title: ¿Un preso sexy? (A Sexy Prisoner?)

     episode: 100-B

     *Mónica visita a Fernando en la cárcel y le dice que aunque hizo lo posible por sacarlo, lo único que logró fue que redujeran la sentencia, pero le deja claro que fue ella la que le insistió a su padre para que lo ayudara.

     Moniloca visits Fertonio in jail (AGAIN?? she's off her head.) and tells him that although she did her best to get him out, the only thing she managed was to get them to reduce his sentence, but she leaves it clear that it was she who bugged her father to help him. (meaning: Megaturd did not do anything to help you --not that this is likely to come as much of a surprise to Fertonio-- and: i am your only friend, so now you owe me. sigh... Moniloca would do well to listen to Fanny's advice a bit more often. if Fanny knew what Moniloca was up to so far as Megaturd or Fertonio was concerned, i'm sure she'd tell Moniloca to cut it out as she's so busy playing one side off to spite the other that she hasn't yet seen she's really only going to end up spiting herself... does she think Lucía is going to care she's got her claws in Fertonio (well, other than maybe to warn her he's a Bad Man)? or Megaturd? her father will, though -- maybe that's the point...?)

     *Lucía decide contratar a Mireya y Dora, es lo menos que puede hacer luego de lo que les hizo Adrián.

     (and now, in the oh-gosh-what-a-surprise... NOT! department...) Lucía decides to hire Mirella and Dora, it's the least she can do after what Megaturd did to them. (ay, Lucía, Lucía... while i can both understand and applaud what you did in this case, i would advise you to not make a habit of it or you will end up with a gazillion employees and no business. especially once Megaturd figures out it doesn't matter who he hurts, because you will be there to make ammends...)

     *Julio está pensando en casarse con Eleonora y le pide ayuda a Diego para montar un negocio.

     Rah-Rah Lapdog is thinking about marrying Eleonora and he asks Diego for help to start a business. (doing what?? still, it's good he gets a real hobby, i suppose...)

     *Fernando contrata a Luisa para que se vea con Adrián, pero le dice que su hijo se llama Mario. Luisa le exige que le envíe el dinero primero, pues sin dinero no habrá trato.

     Fertonio hires Luisa to go out with Megaturd but he tells her his son is named Mario. Luisa demands to see the money first, since no money, no deal. (good going, girl. but you'd be better off saying you're out of the business and then tossing that cel phone of yours...)

     *Medrano habla con Savater y le asegura que no tropezará con la misma piedra, por lo cual no le interesa tener ninguna relación con Mónica.

     La Maybe Not So Rata But Still With Stupid Bigote talks to Nesturd and assures him he will not make the same mistake [as before] (literally, stumble over the same stone), and as such he is not interested in having any relationship with Moniloca. (well, he's at least being sensible, even if we all know she'll be doing everything she can think of to make him come crawling to her so she can use him for what she thinks she needs to get even with Diego and Lucía and then dump him again.)

    

Telenovela-World:  nah, i think that's all yesterday's...       Author: B. (---)       Date:   11-22-06 17:27 PST

     ...i only skimmed yesterday's episode (was doing a bunch of other stuff), but i remember nearly all of this from yesterday. which kinda makes me wonder if maybe now they're not giving us full "half-hour" episodes, instead of just stopping the episode sooner, they're editing a few minutes out of the episode in order to make it end by 10:01p even though it's not starting until 9:35p or later, but that LAI is being given a copy of the unedited episode to review, which is why he's giving us avances for a few scenes we haven't seen....

     still, for whatever it's worth...

     Title: EL dolor de perder (The pain of losing)

     Episode: #101-A

     *Eulalio se burla de Savater y le muestra un nuevo plan de trabajo que Savater no podrá cumplir.

     Bead(less) Boy mocks Nesturd (well, if he's having fun, but still, is it really worth bothering?) and shows him a new work plan that Nesturd will not be able to fulfill. (don't you just love how Yawn seems to have gone back and picked up the old "we're working together on a project" thing from ages ago?? the one that's pretty much been ignored for, i dunno, ever?? i wonder if he remembers what the project's supposed to be... oh, yeah, and this was definitely yesterday.)

     *Savater se enfurece y lleno de soberbia le dice que jamás podrán destruirlo.

     Nesturd becomes furious and proudly tells [Bead(less) Boy] that they will never destroy him. (except for the part where if this project supposedly doesn't succeed for him, he really will be ruined, that is... i don't think Yawn's even checking back on his own scripts...! also definitely yesterday.)

     *Elvira le paga a Luisa sin saber qué negocios tiene con Fernando. Aunque le pregunta de qué se trata, no obtiene ninguna respuesta.

     Evilra pays Luisa without knowing the nature of her business with Fertonio. (because Evilra's an idiot.) Even though she asks her what it is for, she doesn't get any answer. (i just wish they'd forget about this plot, too. GMAB already!! also from yesterday.)

     *Gabriel le dice a Fernando que tiene dos hijos y que a uno de ellos no lo conoce.

     Deadbeat Dad tells Fertonio he has two children and that he doesn't know who one is. (he is SO Diego's missing father. as for whether this was yesterday or not, there was a scene with Deadbeat and Fertonio but i have a real tendency to tune Fertonio out, so... but i'm betting this was yesterday, too.)

     *Andrea le pide perdón a Lucía por no haber confiado en ella.

     Andi begs Lucía's pardon for not trusting her. (THAT. MAN. brought her up right. i don't remember this from yesterday but as i said, i was doing stuff, so...)

     *Mercedes le cuenta a Lucía que Eleonora le cayó muy bien y que le hará algunos diseños para verse más elegante. Ahora que Mireya será la asistente de Eulalio no quiere quedarse atrás en nada. ¿Serán celos?

     Meche tells Lucía that she likes Eleonora and that [Eleonora] will make some designs for [Meche] so she can dress more elegantly. Now that Mirella will be Bead(less) Boy's assistant, [Meche] doesn't want to be caught out. Could she be jealous? (what. ever. but this did happen yesterday.)

     *Luego de su conversación con Eulalio, Savater siente un fuerte dolor en el vientre...

     after his conversation with Bead(less) Boy, Nesturd feels a strong ache in his gut... (precursor to writing him out altogether, as has been suggested by some here? in any event, this also happened yesterday.)

     so out of SEVEN avances, i know that at least FIVE of them happened. i'm thinking maybe the other two bits were edited out of our episode in the name of Putting More Ads During Amor Mío. faugh.

     B. I did the resumen yesterday  Author: Mabouchita (---)  Date:   11-22-06 18:34 PST

     B. I did the resumen yesterday

     http://mabouchita.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4

     and apart from 2 minutes (my cable did not work, i have no idea why) these two topics were not there!

     *Gabriel le dice a Fernando que tiene dos hijos y que a uno de ellos no lo conoce.

     Deadbeat Dad tells Fertonio he has two children and that he doesn't know who one is. (he is SO Diego's missing father. as for whether this was yesterday or not, there was a scene with Deadbeat and Fertonio but i have a real tendency to tune Fertonio out, so... but i'm betting this was yesterday, too.)

     *Andrea le pide perdón a Lucía por no haber confiado en ella.

     Andi begs Lucía's pardon for not trusting her. (THAT. MAN. brought her up right. i don't remember this from yesterday but as i said, i was doing stuff, so...)

     -Mabou

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI has problems, period.  [USA, 12/4/06]  Author: B. (---) Date:   12-04-06 15:02 PST

     TITLE: Miedo y confesión (fear and confession)

     *Cuando la muerte es una posibilidad una consciencia sucia atemoriza a Néstor Savater.

     When death is a possibility, a guilty conscience terrorizes Nesturd. (hah. i should think so!! he's probably one of those sorts who figured that it didn't matter what he did to get ahead because a) he'd have plenty of time to get things just right and b) when the time came, he would have done so much good for his heir(s) that it would even up the "accounts..." only now he's looking at dying a lot sooner than he planned to, he's realizing that his daughter --who is relatively business-savvy, when she can be made to focus-- is totally loony-tunes in addition to everything else (and that he had no small hand in making her totally loony-tunes!), and the sleazy slacker of a presumptive heir he has unjustifiably favored only by virtue of his having genetic equipment the infinitely more-capable (if crazy) Moniloca has not got is not only completely unsuited to take over the business, but completely unworthy of even such a slimy business as is Nesturd Co (and you thought that wasn't possible!!). yes, Nesturd has a LOT for which to answer, even not taking his treatment of Fanny, Meche, Lucía and others into account...)

     *¿Llegó la hora del arrepentimiento? Por el momento, Savater tendrá que escuchar una confesión que lo dejará con la boca abierta."

     Has the time for penitence arrived? For now, Nesturd will have to listen to a confession that will leave him gaping. (i'm with Mabou -- i bet it's Fanny's confession. and i hope it's something decent, instead of the completely predictable lead balloon we got when she 'fessed up to Moniloca...)

     classic. LAI finally finished yesterday's avances... THIS MORNING. Author: B. (---) Date:   12-05-06 10:49 PST

     so here they are (for what little they're worth!)....

     TITLE: Miedo y confesión (Fear and confession)

     EPISODE: #105-A

     *Mónica aprovecha el encuentro con Lucía para preguntarle si sabe sobre las amistades de Diego en la cárcel, pero a Lucía no la toma por sorpresa con sus insinuaciones y le contesta con el mismo sarcasmo.

     Moniloca takes advantage of the meeting with Lucía to ask her if she knows about Diego's friends in the prison, but her insinuations don't catch Lucía by surprise and [Lucía] responds with equal sarcasm. (yawn. it ought to be fun watching these two spar with each other, but somehow, i dunno...)

     *Diego se acerca cada vez más a David, su hermano.

     Diego grows ever closer to David, his brother. (well, good, but i'm not sure i see where this is going. are they going to kill off Julio, so they need a new pal for Diego? but why bother killing off Julio in the first place? or are they working toward some sort of jealousy/rivalry plot?? and if so, why bother, really???)

     *En la universidad el profesor felicita a Gilberto delante de todos, despertando la envidia de Adrián quien presentó el peor trabajo de todos.

     at the university, the professor congratulates Gil in front of [the whole class], arousing envy in Megaturd, who presented the worst paper of all. (and ok, i can't think of many professors who would handle a situation that way, but was it fun anyway?? yes!! and did you see Megaturd's face when the professor was talking about the best paper, he actually thought it was going to go to him!!! hee!! or, as they used to say when i was in school, "CUT. LOW.!!" and i don't care that i am enjoying this way too much, either...)

     *Martha está muy angustiada porque cree que está embarazada de Fernando, quien abusó de ella.

     Marta is very upset because she believes she is pregnant by Fertonio, who raped her. (ok, this is either LAI or the writer being stupid. if it's LAI, well... we all know Marta and THAT. MAN. haven't slept together, so therefore the baby HAS to be Fertonio's. unless it's the writer, and Yawn actually thinks he's going to pull off a miracle baby plot. since Sharmel's actually pregnant, i don't think he can reasonably expect us to go the hysterical false pregnancy route, but then again, this IS Yawn we're talking about here, so maybe...)

     *Por primera vez en la vida Néstor Savater tiene miedo.

     for the first time in his life, Nesturd is afraid. (and he should be. yeesh!!)

     *Se lo confiesa a Fany quien le aconseja pedir perdón a Dios por todo lo que ha hecho, pero es ella la que tiene que confesarse...

     he confesses this to Fanny, who advises him to ask God for forgiveness for everything he's done, but it's she who has a confession to make... (...and in the ongoing Lead Balloon Plot...)

     *"Yo soy la mamá de Mónica".

     "I'm Moniloca's mother." (...yes, folks, he did it. the question is, will this confession of Fanny's be the final nail in Nesturd's coffin? the thing that finally pushes him over the edge so he dies from fury rather than stomach cancer??)

    

     ...and now to see if LAI gets around to updating today's on time or not. shall we take bets??

    

Telenovela-World:  LAI continuing his stellar new trick of after-the-fact full avances... Author: B. (---) Date:   12-06-06 10:35 PST

     herewith are yesterday's FULL avances, posted this morning:

     TITLE: Preso con el enemigo (imprisoned with the enemy)

     EPISODE: #105-B

     *Fernando descubre que Gabriel es el padre de Diego. "Todo en esta vida se paga", dice burlándose de Gabriel.

     Fertonio discovers Deadbeat is Diego's father. (he didn't "discover" this -- Deadbeat TOLD him. if you're going to post these AFTER THE EPISODE HAS ALREADY AIRED, LAI, the least you can do is stop trying to mislead us!!!) "You pay for everything in this life," he says, mocking Deadbeat. (what. ever. Deadbeat's a standup guy for telling him given that he had to know it was probably going to be futile since Fertonio the Paranoid Gnat is CONvinced Diego eats, breathes, and sleeps nothing but plans to get even with Fertonio (because Fertonio can't admit to himself the far more humiliating truth: that Diego doesn't think about Fertonio almost at all -- ha ha!) and that it's going to be nothing but trouble from Fertonio the Paranoid Gnat from here on out...?)

     *Operaron a Néstor Savater y Mónica y Adrián van a visitarlo.

     (alert the presses: giant news flash to follow!) They operate on Nesturd and Moniloca and Megaturd go to visit him. (maybe it was just me not really paying attention, but i thought they went BEFORE they operated on him...??)

     *Lucía conoció a David, el hermano de Diego y le pareció un buen muchacho. Diego le comienza a hablar sobre ayudarlo un poco y Lucía le pide que por favor vaya paso a paso.

     Lucía met David, Diego's [half-]brother and he seemed like a good kid to her. (ok, was it just me not really watching, or did anyone else think the director was trying to build some Tension in that meeting scene? speaking of which, i've seen hookers wearing more discrete clothing than Lucía and especially Meche had on for that meeting. the wardrobe department ought to be fired.) Diego starts to talk to her about helping [David] a bit and Lucía asks him to please take it slowly. (as i said yesterday: good advice.)

     *Mónica mandó a Fanny a la casa, pero Savater le dice que la quiere allí a su lado a primera hora de la mañana.

     Moniloca sent Fanny home, but Nesturd told her he wants [Fanny] there at his side first thing in the morning. (yeah, because the doctors interrupted Fanny's "confession" and Nesturd, at least, wants to hear the rest of it. yawn. what. ever. he's the only one.)

     *Aunque él médico le haya dicho a Mónica que todo salió muy bien, Savater sospecha que los días se le están acortando.

     although the doctor had told Moniloca that everything came out very well, Nesturd suspects his days are numbered. (yes, especially since Cao took the part in Zorro.)

    

 

Telenovela-World:  exactly, LouLou! LAI is falling back into old patterns...  [USA, 12/6/06] Author: B. (---) Date:   12-07-06 13:57 PST

     last week we only had one or two avances, but at least for those few, the teasers and the full avances (follow the "Más" link) were in synch. not so this week: this week he started out by updating the teaser avances but not the full avances, so for instance, on Monday afternoon we had teaser avances for that day's episode but if you clicked on the "Más" link, you got full avances left over from Friday's show, etc. then on Tuesday morning, he would update the full avances for Monday's show, so that for a brief time the teasers and the avances would be in synch but a day late. later on Tuesday, he would update the teasers, but not the full link, and so on...

     then yesterday, even that half-assed system broke down. having updated everything so that it was all for Tuesday's show, he just left it there, all day and even when i checked late last night. i guess he just now got around to updating both the teaser and the "Más" link for yesterday's show -- and what's worse is, it's totally OBVIOUS it's for yesterday's show, because it says so right up front on the teaser page...!!!

     so for now they're no longer avances, they're RECAPS. and that being said, herewith the RECAP for yesterday...

     TITLE: Haciendo leña del árbol caído (literally: making firewood from the fallen tree. loosely, taking advantage)

     DATE: Miércoles 06 de diciembre de 2006 (Wednesday, 6 December 2006)

     TEASERS:

     *Lucía visita a Savater en el hospital.

     Lucía visits Nesturd in the hospital. (whatever. given the situation between them, i'm not sure a real person would risk doing that because everyone who knew the situation would ascribe it to one or both of the following reasons: 1) morbid (and very vulgar) curiousity (find out for herself if he's going to get better or not), so she can try to turn his illness to her advantage; and/or 2) if "not," to try to hasten his decline. also possibly a third reason, because the patient and/or his doctors might refuse to let her see him and/or to give her any information about his status. not wanting to expose themselves this way to the world at large is why i believe any and all of these reasons are reasons a REAL person in this situation would rely on spies or bribes to get the information she's looking for. but of course, we're dealing with the same hospital and doctor(s) where just anyone can walk in, totally unimpeded, pretty much anywhere at all --including rooms and/or areas that in a REAL hospital would be under the watchful eyes of at least a nurse (intensive care) and/or would be full of people (the emergency room)-- and proceed to do pretty much anything they want (disconnect monitors without setting off an alarm or alerting anyone (Moniloca in the emergency room); smother a patient in intensive care without setting off an alarm or alerting anyone (Fertonio killing Alberto); and so on...)

     *Fría y calculadoramente le hace ver que los que lo rodean sólo tienen interés por su dinero, empezando por Adrián...

     Coldly and in a calculating manner she makes [Nesturd] see that those who surround him are only interested in his money, starting with Megaturd... (well, while she's certainly got her son pegged, i'm not entirely certain that Moniloca is 100% motivated by Nesturd's $$ and i'm nearly sure his money isn't really the reason Fanny is there, since she isn't usually the delusional type who would figure she's coming into a nice fat inheritance from his will...)

     FULL:

     TITLE: Haciendo leña del árbol caído (literally: making firewood from the fallen tree. loosely, taking advantage)

     EPISODE: #106-A

     *Lucía visita a Néstor al hospital. Se muestra muy fría e indiferente con su dolor.

     Lucía visits Nesturd in the hospital. She is cold and indifferent toward his pain. (and i'm sure he knew better than to expect anything different from her, seeing as how he's ignored her her whole life.)

     *Incluso trata de hacerlo sentir mal porque nadie se quedó con él y al llegar Adrián lo hace quedar mal con Savater.

     She even tries to make him feel bad because nobody was keeping him company [in the hospital] and upon Megaturd's arrival, she made him look bad to Nesturd. (no less than he deserves, really.)

     *Al llegar Adrián a ver a su abuelo, Lucía finge no haberse acordado de que es su cumpleaños, dejando a Adrián muy extrañado.

     upon Megaturd's arrival to see his grandfather, Lucía pretends not to remember that it is his birthday, which bewilders Megaturd. (she should have stayed away from the hospital altogether, in case she should run into Megaturd. i guess she went on purpose, not only to gloat to Nesturd, but also in the hopes of running into her horrible child so she could at least comment on his birthday by not commenting. if you know what i mean. she should have been better about heeding Bead(less) Boy's advice...)

     *La mujer que vive con David le dice que es lógico que Diego tenga que ayudarlo a salir de la pobreza en que vive.

     the woman who lives with David (what? she's not his mother?? ok, yes, i wasn't paying a whole lot of attention here... don't tell me that Olga, after being deceived once by Deadbeat, let him farm out yet another child...! or was it that Deadbeat was in the habit of taking his sons away from their mothers and giving them to others to raise??) tells him it makes sense that Diego has to help him get out of the poverty in which he lives. (was she nice or greedy? if the latter, she and Fertonio ought to get along wonderfully...)

     *Nelly le aconseja a Martha que le cuente de su embarazo a Roberto y no deje que Fernando arruine su vida ahora que está teniendo un respiro después de tantos años de sufrimiento a su lado.

     Nelly advises Marta to tell THAT. MAN. about being pregnant and not let Fertonio ruin her life now that she's finally got a chance to breathe freely after so many years of suffering with [Fertonio]. (once again some sound advice, so once again, Yawn must've relegated this scene to one of the other writers. Telemundo: hire this guy instead!!)

     *Savater le dice a Adrián que se vaya a la universidad, "además yo tengo cosas que hablar con Fanny". Sintiéndose rechazado por su abuelo, Adrián mira con malos ojos a Fanny.

     Nesturd tells Megaturd to go [back] to the university, "what's more I have things to discuss with Fanny." (yeah, like what's this about how she's Moniloca's mother and he never knew...? not so sharp as you've always thought you were, huh, Nesturd? well, that's what you get for not being more of a REAL father. i bet now you're wishing you'd been more like a real father these days, and in the delivery room when your children were born... 'coz THEN you would have known already. ha ha.) Feeling rejected by his grandfather (as he should, since he pretty much doesn't have anyone else who puts up with him these days. but will it make Megaturd reconsider his attitude and behaviour? i think NOT!!), Megaturd glares at Fanny. (like it's her fault. ok, well, technically speaking, it IS her fault Nesturd is kicking Megaturd out like the child he is, so the adults can have a real conversation. but regardless, it says a lot about Megaturd that what he really resents is not that he can't spend time with Megaturd, comforting him and just hanging out, but that she is the reason he's being ordered to go back to the scene of his recent and very public humilliation AND keeping him from trying to score Brownie points with his grandfather so that he can get more in the Will...)

    

Telenovela-World:  no, LAI's back with his recent Trend... teaser avances for today [USA, 12/7/06]  Author: B. (---) Date:   12-07-06 14:18 PST

     of course, the full avances are still yesterday's... idiot.

     TITLE: Cumpleaños solitario (solitary birthday)

     DATE: Jueves 07 de diciembre de 2006 (Thursday, 7 December 2006)

     *Lucía confiesa que fue al hospital para tener una excusa para ver a su hijo.

     Lucía confesses that she went to the hospital as an excuse to see her horrible spawn. (i KNEW it!!)

     *Adrián sigue tan altanero como siempre, pero eso lo lleva a estar solo y deprimido el día de su cumpleaños... hasta que le llega una visita inesperada.

     Megaturd continues as arrogant as always, but this leads to his being alone and depressed on his birthday... (awww, poor baby. NOT!!! he clearly never learned there's a reason aphorisms hang around across the ages -- they're usually TRUE. Megaturd: i'm typing really slowly, so you can maybe pay attention this time: Y.o.u. R.e.a.p. W.h.a.t. Y.o.u. S.o.w., you moron!!) ...until he has an unexpected visitor. (oh gawd, what now??)

 

Telenovela-World:  RECAP, not avance!  [USA, 12/11/06] Author: B. (---)  Date:   12-12-06 11:02 PST

     LAI's back to his usual "schedule." damn, i need his job.

     TITLE: Un secreto muy caro (A very expensive secret)

     EPISODE: #107B

     DATE: Monday, 11 December 2006

     *Adrián anuncia a todos en la universidad que él y Luisa son novios. Luisa está atada de manos ya que si no le sigue el juego Adrián descubrirá su secreto.

     Megaturd announces to everyone at the university that he and Green Girl are a couple. (since when do you have a university attended by just six students??? learn to count, LAI!!) Green Girl's hands are tied (figuratively, not literally) since if she doesn't play along, Megaturd will reveal her secret. (and i am with those here who asked if it was really better to have to pretend to be Megaturd's girlfriend than to be known as an "escort..." personally, i think i'd rather the latter. if people are going to hate and avoid you anyway for being a slut, you may as well at least be able to live with yourself and not have to worry about having to put up with Megaturd pawing you. and even though Green Girl already knows "but it's the only way i can pay for school" is actually a pretty lame argument, still, i should think it would be way easier to defend being a prostitute than being Megaturd's "girlfriend," and especially when you know he's only doing it to get back at you and your friends for dropping him when they found out what a true turd he is.)

     *Lucía teme que la nueva familia de Diego quiera sacar provecho de él. Mientras tanto David, el hermano de Diego, le pide que no le ofrezca más dinero pues no es eso lo que busca y si insiste no se lo va a aceptar.

     Lucía is afraid Diego's new family will want to take advantage of him. (yes, and when his dad hits him up for menaces money, she is going to be certain of it.) Meanwhile, David, Diego's brother, asks [Diego] not to offer him any more money since he's not looking for that, and if Diego pushes it he's not going to accept. (Yawn's so predictable, i'm just waiting to see how long it takes before some horrible situation comes up for David that will make him decide he has no other choice than to go ask Diego for money after all -- not for himself, of course, but for... Deadbeat, maybe? and of course, this will lead to all sorts of misunderstandings with Lucía. spare. me.!! i know trying for something original is WAY beyond your scope, Yawn, but could you at least try for something a LITTLE more interesting...?)

     *Mirella está muy emocionada con Medrano y lo platica con Dora, quien la anima a luchar por lo que siente.

     Mirella is very moved by La Not So Rata Still con STUPID Bigote and talks about it with Dora, who encourages her to go with her feelings. (and really, not that the story isn't sweet and Mirella doesn't deserve to have a nice guy in her life that isn't a blood relative and all, but that whole diamond necklace product placement thing was SO clumsily-handled, it was BEYOND obvious the scenes were written only because Kay Jewelers forked over $$$ to have closeups of their bag, their velvet boxes, and their jewelry on a beautiful woman (although, wasn't it a relief and a nice change to see a piece of jewelry that WASN'T the size of someone's foot on a woman in this story??). i can think of several ways this could have been handled in at least a marginally more believable and "natural" fashion -- hell, my CATS could think of several ways!-- so i have to assume the reason Yawn didn't was because he couldn't be bothered trying to disguise what it was, rather than for any lack of at least marginal "creativite" effort. i wonder if he was pissed off at being told he had to work that into his precious story somehow, and so he deliberately wrote the necklace scenes the way he did, in order to make his displeasure obvious (well, even more obvious)...?)

     *Mónica y Savater buscar alternativas para resolver sus problemas económicos. Ella quiere bajarle el salario a sus empleados.

     Moniloca and Nesturd look for alternative ways to solve their economic problems. (here's a hint: cut Megaturd loose. he's a total drain.) She wants to cut the employees' salaries. (unworthy, Moniloca -- and you know better!! lay people off, if you have to, but don't start cutting salaries across the board -- that's just asking for trouble!! and you want to show your father you can make it on your own -- this is not the way!)

    

Telenovela-World:  TEASER & FULL AVANCES for 12/12/06  Author: B. (---)  Date:   12-12-06 14:49 PST

     TITLE: Amor por chantaje (Love by blackmail)

     EPISODE: #108-A

     DATE: Martes 12 de diciembre de 2006 (Tuesday, 12 December 2006)

     TEASER:

     *Todos están muy sorprendidos de que Luisa haya aceptado ser la novia de Adrián.

     Everyone's very surprised that Green Girl (who must be literally turning green now -- with nausea!) has agreed to be Megaturd's girlfriend. (i just hope Lorena, who knows the true source of Green Girl's financing, figures out what has to have happened and defends her. or that she just defends her anyway, even without knowing the truth. Green Girl stood up for her when she needed someone; Lore should do the same...)

     *Lorena no puede creer lo que su amiga le está contando, es la historia más horrible que jamás haya escuchado...

     Lore can't believe what her friend is telling her, it's the most horrible she's ever heard... (out of the mouths of... Yawn, are you paying attention?? IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE STORY SHE'S EVER HEARD!! really! it is!!! why haven't you killed Megaturd yet???)

     FULL:

     *Gil comenta con su mamá que Luisa es la novia de Adrián. Es increíble que se haya involucrado con alguien como él.

     Gil remarks to his mother that Green Girl is Megaturd's girlfriend. It's incredible that she's gotten involved with someone like him. (yes, it is incredible. hello, Gil? Major Clue calling...)

     *Adrián le comenta a su abuelo que su padre, Fernando, fue el único que lo felicitó por su cumpleaños y le envió un regalo.

     Megaturd remarks to his grandfather that his father, Fertonio (what? he's got another father somewhere around that we need this clarification??), was the only one to wish him happy birthday and he sent him a present. (um, Megaturd, although you are supremely self-absorbed, since you did go to curry favor with Nesturd IN THE HOSPITAL, i don't know how it managed to escape your attention that Nesturd might, perhaps, have had other things on his mind --like, you know, you know, like COMING OUT OF SURGERY ALIVE!!-- than your stupid birthday...?? )

     *Savater le dice que él tampoco lo felicitó y Adrián lo excusa porque él estaba recién operado. Sin embargo, se queda con la boca abierta cuando Savater le dice que no lo felicitó porque "no me dio la gana".

     Nesturd tells him [Megaturd] didn't congratulate him [on his recovery?] and Megaturd lets him off the hook because he recently had surgery. However, he is left agape when Nesturd tells him he didn't wish him happy birthday because he "didn't feel like it." (ha ha, take THAT you horrible twerp!)

     *En el partido, Diego está rodeado de la prensa y de admiradores. Roberto, Martha, Naty, Lucía, Eulalio, Mercedes y Eleonora lo acompañan desde las bancas mientras disfrutan de un buen partido.

     At the game, Diego is surrounded by the press and admirers. THAT. MAN., Marta, Naty, Lucía, Bead(less) Boy, Meche, and Eleonora (what? no Julio??) watch from the stands while enjoying a good game. (ok, whatever.)

     *Luisa le cuenta a Lorena el chantaje de Adrián.

     Green Girl tells Lore about Megaturd's extortion. (see comments in teasers.)

     *Fernando le cuenta a Mónica del papá de Diego. Con su cara cortada, Fernando cada día tiene más cara de matón.

     Fertonio tells Moniloca about Diego's father. With the injury on his face, every day he looks more like a killer. (which he is, so good.)

    

Telenovela-World:   Re: Teaser and Full Avance 108B  [USA, 12/13/06]  Author: B. (---)  Date:   12-14-06 00:23 PST

     sorry it's so late but we had our office holiday party this afternoon and then i was at a birthday party. i'm just getting home and logging on now...

     TITLE: El dinero no compra el amor (Money doesn't buy love)

     EPISODE: #108-B

     DATE: Miércoles 13 de diciembre de 2006 (Wednesday, 13 December 2006)

     TEASER:

     *Savater tantea a Adrián y recibe la respuesta que esperaba. No hay sorpresas.

     Nesturd sounds out Megaturd and gets the answer he expected. There are no surprises. (ok, i wonder what that's all about. i mean, it's not as if Nesturd doesn't already have a pretty good idea of the kind of guy Megaturd is. unless he feels like he needs confirmation...?

     *El amor no lo venden en ninguna tienda...

     Love isn't for sale in any store... (well, unless you're buying a puppy or something, but yeah. ok, i guess that's what Nesturd was checking up with Megaturd about, to find out if he actually loves his grandfather, or only "loves" him because he thinks he rich and he's going to inherit.)

     FULL

     ===

     *Lucía invitó a David para que fuera con ellos pero él no quiso.

     Lucía invited David to go with them (leave with them?) but he didn't want to. (um, ok. whatever.)

     *Diego le dice a Julio y a su representante que no podrá irse a España y esta vez no es por causa de Lucía.

     Diego tells Julio and his representative that he can't go to Spain and this time it's not because of Lucía. (what? Julio's still around? and: they didn't already know Diego wasn't going to go to Spain...? i guess they weren't reading ahead in the script in case they get killed off or something.)

     *Lorena le dice a Luisa que no podrá dirigirle la palabra en la universidad y siempre que la vea le recordará que lo que hace está mal.

     Lore (lets all of us down when she) tells Green Girl she can't [be seen] speak[ing] to her at the university and every time she sees her she will remind her that what she does is wrong. (classic LAI, very bad writing. but more to the point, Lore's really letting us down. Green Girl supported and defended Lore when Lore's own mother believed Lore's rapist over Lore, yet Lore can't give her friend some support even though she knows Green Girl must need it, and all because she disapproves of how Green Girl supports herself? hey, Lore -- you'd have a much better chance of helping Green Girl stop turning tricks and perhaps even standing up to Megaturd if you show her clearly that your love for her as a friend and your concern for her are greater than your moral outrage...)

     *Es muy caro el precio que Luisa está pagando por sus estudios y el futuro con el que sueña.

     Green Girl is paying a very high price for her classes and the future she dreams of having. (and no thanks to fair-weather friend Lore...!)

     *Fernando aconseja a Gabriel que le pida dinero a Diego para que pueda salvar su pellejo en la prisión.

     Fertonio advises Deadbeat to ask Diego for money in order to save his skin in the prison. (yeah, since Fertonio was the one who told the bad guys they were about to lose a potential source of $$$... thanks a lot, Fertonio...)

     *Adrián le dice a su abuelo que lo mejor será que se vaya de su casa. Con Savater tiene casa, comida, carro, pero esos no son motivos suficientes para quererlo y se lo deja bien claro.

     Megaturd tells his grandfather it would be best if he (Megaturd) left [Nesturd's] house. With Nesturd he's got a home, food, a car, but those aren't motive enough to love [Nesturd] and [Megaturd] makes this very clear. (ah. Nesturd is learning something most real people learn a lot earlier in life: you can't buy love. i wonder what game Megaturd's playing at, though...? or maybe he's gambling that the suggestion he move out will scare Nesturd enough to make him offer Megaturd even more in hopes Megaturd will stay and "learn" to love him...? if so, who would have thought Megaturd were that clever?? i wouldn't. someone must've given Megaturd a pointer or two.)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: Teaser and FULL AVANCE Today!  Author: B. (---)  Date:   12-14-06 17:53 PST

     TITLE: Crece la cizaña (loosely, growing discord)

     DATE: Jueves 14 de diciembre de 2006 (Thursday 14 Dec 2006)

     TEASER:

     *Fernando y Mónica están haciendo lo planeado.

     Fertonio and Moniloca are putting their plans into action. (which would be... what? i have been out the past couple nights and the temptation to FF through all their scenes, given that i so don't care, was just overwhelming...)

     *Un poquito de picante por aquí, otro por allá... ¿Lograrán sus objetivos?

     a little bit here, a little bit there... will they accomplish their aims. (what's LAI up to, trying to get poetic?? he should know better...)

     FULL:

     *Mónica le dice cosas a Lucía para hacer quedar mal a Mirella, pero Lucía no le hace caso.

     Monilocal says things to Lucía to make Mirella look bad, but Lucía doesn't give them any credence. (which Moniloca should have figured would happen. geez, Yawn, are you even paying attention any more, or are you completely brain dead now?? Moniloca, as originally written, would have KNOWN Lucía wouldn't fall for anything so obvious, just as she would not had the situation been reversed.)

     *Fernando sigue tratando de convencer a Gabriel para que le pida dinero a Diego.

     Fertonio keeps trying to convince Deadbeat to ask Diego for money. (well, at least Deadbeat's holding out. but for how long...?)

     *Julio habla con Diego, está preocupado de que el padre de Diego quiera sacarle dinero, sobretodo después de comentarle que comparte su celda con Fernando.

     Julio, inexplicably still in the story, is worried that Diego's father wants to get money out of him, especially after commenting that he shares a cell with Fertonio. (well, good, at least Diego knows Fertonio's his cellmate.)

     *Mónica también trata de meterle ideas a Lucía en la cabeza en contra del padre de Diego.

     Moniloca also tries to put ideas against Diego's father into Lucía's head. (and Lucía is still even talking to Moniloca because...?)

     *Para Fernando, la venganza es lo único que lo hace sentir libre.

     For Fertonio, vengeance is the only thing that makes him feel free. (really? i would have thought actually BEING free might make him feel free, too. who writes this crap?? Yawn must be in league with LAI...!)

     *En un ataque de furia, Fernando está a punto de ahorcar a Gabriel.

     in a fit of fury, Fertonio is on the point of strangling Deadbeat. (yes, but Fertonio, if you kill him, you can't extort money out of him. on the other hand, he won't have to listen to you rave any more, so maybe he'd welcome the reprive...)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: AVANCE Teaser (B. I hope you are Ok!!)  [USA, 12/20/06]  Author: B. Date:   12-20-06 16:55 PST

     thanks, Mabou -- i've been a little crazed the last few days with pre-holiday and car stuff, so i've been away from my computer more often than not.

     TITLE: Juego de gato y ratón (game of cat and mouse)

     DATE: Miércoles 20 de diciembre de 2006 (Wed 20 Dec 2006)

     *Fernando llama a amedrentar a Diego. “Si le pasa algo a mi papá te juro que te mato”.

     Fertonio calls to intimidate Diego. (see, this is where caller ID comes in very handy...) "If anything happens to my father, i swear i'll kill you." (yes, always the sort of thing you want to go saying to someone who's talking to you from a prison phone... plus, like he seriously thinks Fertonio is going to start being scared of him now...? wherever did he get that idea??)

     *Por otra parte, la paliza la recibirá Adrián. Una abuela resentida y sin nada que perder le demostrará que no está dispuesta a aguantar sus malcriadeces.

     On the other hand, Megaturd will take a hit. (hah. certainly no less than he deserves. one can only hope it will be FATAL --are you listening, Yawn??? MEGATURD. MUST. DIE. this is not open for negotiation.) A resentful grandmother with nothing to lose will show him she's not willing to put up with his bad behaviour. (i guess that means Lucía turned him away. ha ha ha ha ha.)

     *Nota: A partir del próximo martes 26 de diciembre Amores cambia su horario a las 2pm/1c.

     NOTE: Starting next Tuesday, December 26th, Abhores will change its time slot to 2p / 1p Central. (i wonder -- does this mean they are going to pick up the slack by stretching (even further) a show or shows that are already on the air, adding a second ep of Amor Mío, or putting something new in its place...? because Zorro's certainly not ready yet.)

    

Telenovela-World:  Re: Back to old times?? AVANCE Teaser/FULL  [USA, 12/21/06] Author: B. Date:   12-21-06 18:17 PST

     TITLE: ¿Quién manda a quién? (loosely: who's in charge?)

     DATE: Jueves 21 de diciembre de 2006m (Thurs 21 Dec 2006)

     TEASERS:

     *Adrián va a la cárcel a pedirle a Fernando que saque a su abuela del apartamento para él poder vivir allí.

     Megaturd (continues to demonstrate his supreme lameness by) going to the prison to ask Fertonio to get his grandmother out of the apartment so he (Megaturd) can live there. (ok, first, he can live there now. he just doesn't want his grandmother there spoiling his "fun." but more to the point, what exactly does he think his father is going to be able to do to get Evilra out of there?? it's not like Fertonio can walk out of jail and go toss her out! which just goes to show Megaturd has no balls of his own. not only will he not do his own dirty work (hell, even Fertonio would do his own dirty work on occasion!!), but he actually thinks he's so wonderful he should be given everything he wants without having to do more than be alive and breathing. MEGATURD. MUST. DIE.)

     *Pero aunque el niño patalea, no consigue lo que quiere.

     But even though the boy stomps his foot, he doesn't get what he wants. (because he's a completely useless and unreasonably spoilt brat. why is he not dead yet?)

     FULL

     *Luisa le pide a Lorena que no se meta en su vida.

     Green Girl asks Lore to stay out of her life. (i haven't seen it lately? is Lore doing a lot of preaching? or is she maybe being shunned by everyone else for sticking up for Green Girl? because if it isn't one or the other, then this request doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. then again, much that Yawn does --like not yet killing off Megaturd, for instance-- makes little sense, so...)

     *Mónica les lleva a Fénix un nuevo presupuesto sorprendentemente bajo en comparación al anterior. "Si ustedes no quieren tener utilidades por eso nosotros tampoco".

     (and now, in the "business" plot,) Moniloca takes a new quote (budget?) that is surprisingly low in comparison to the earlier one to the folks at Fénix. "If you guys don't want to have utilities for this, we don't either." (fine. what. ever. does anyone actually have any idea what's going on with the business side of this anymore anyway?? not that the original writer seemed to have that much of a clue, either, mind you, but Yawn seems particularly clueless.)

     Diego consiguió protección para su padre en la cárcel. El director del reclusorio es admirador de Diego y se encargará de mantener a Gabriel aislado.

     Diego got protection for his father in prison. The director of the jail is a fan of Diego and he will see Deadbeat is kept apart [from others]. (well, that's good. but i bet it doesn't last...)

     Adrián va a la cárcel a pedirle a Fernando que saque a su abuela del apartamento para él poder vivir allí. Pero el niño no consigue lo que quiere.

     Megaturd goes to the prison to ask Fertonio to get his grandmother out of the apartment so he (Megaturd) can live there. But the boy doesn't get what he wants. (and so he shouldn't. why isn't he dead yet, Yawn??)

     *"Yo soy el papá y tú eres el hijo. Arréglate con tu abuelo, porque si no vas a ser tú el que se quede sin nada".

     "I am the father and you are the son. Work it out with your grandmother, because if you don't, you're going to be the one who ends up with nothing." (ha ha. but who's willing to bet Megaturd doesn't believe his father, either...?)

    

Telenovela-World:  Re: AVANCE Teaser Friday 22/Dec CAPITULOS CULMINANTES!! Author: B. Date:   12-22-06 16:49 PST

     final episodes -- really? does it say that on the website? i wonder how long that means we have... (in the old days, it meant we still had 6 weeks at least, but recently, it's anyone's guess.)

     oh, well, it's just as well. i don't really see how they can keep dragging this story out too much more anyway.

     TITLE: Los culpables pagarán… (The guilty will pay)

     DATE: Viernes 22 de diciembre de 2006 (Fri 22 Dec 2006)

     *Fernando está desesperado en su encierro: “Yo no me voy a pudrir aquí porque ella lo diga”.

     (in spite of only being in prison for, what...? about two weeks so far?) Fertonio is getting desperate in his captivity. "I am not going to rot her just because she says so." (funny, it's usually a judge and jury that says so, not Lucía...)

     *En los capítulos culminantes el amor caerá en las redes de la venganza y Fernando se escapa de la cárcel ¿Podrán sus víctimas escapar de él?

     in the final chapters, love will fall into the snares of vengeance and Fernando escapes from the prison Will his victims escape from him? (yes, because this is a novela. duh, LAI!! oh, and is this intended to cover the rest of the episodes, so you don't have to keep writing stuff any more...??)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: LAI AT WORK!! AVANCES! [USA, 1/2/07]  Author: B. (---) Date:   01-02-07 16:22 PST

     oh yeah, that's definitely LAI -- you can tell by the bad spelling...

     TITLE: Bajo amenaza (under threat)

     TEASER:

     *Fernando le advierte a Lucía que piensa matar a Diego no importa cuando haga ella para protegerlo.

     Fertonio warns Lucia that he intends to kill Diego no matter when (ahem, LAI -- the word you want is "cuanTo," which would be WHAT in English...) she does to protect him. (talk to the hand Fertonio, 'coz the head should never have even started listening...)

     *Adrián saca a la luz la verdad sobre Luisa, y Chava se rehusa a creer que ella pueda ser una prostituta.

     Megaturd blabs the truth about Green Girl and Chava refuses to believe she could be a prostitute. (poor Chava, but at least if Yawn has him stop to think about things, he will realize that's why she kept trying to push him away.)

     FULL:

     *Lucía visita a Fernando en la cárcel y él la amenaza con que va a matar a Diego. Además le hace entender que él fue el responsable de la muerte de su marido.

     (for some reason that has no basis in a reality outside of Yawn's tepid, so-called "imagination,") Lucía visits Fertonio in jail (whatever for?? that's what lawyers are for, you idiot!) and he threatens to kill Diego. (and this is news? when has he NOT threatened to kill Diego??) What's more, he makes her understand that he was the one responsible for the death of her husband. (and of course, there won't be any proof of his "confession...")

     *Diego le ofrece trabajo a David, quien a principio lo rechaza por orgullo pero termina aceptando ante la insistencia de su hermano. David le pregunta por qué insiste en ayudarlo no sólo a él sino a su padre y Diego dice que lo ha perdonado.

     Diego offers a job to David, who at first refuses it out of pride but then ends up accepting when his brother insists. David asks him why he insists on helping not only him but his father and Diego says that he's forgiven him. (sigh... LAI, LAI, LAI... who did you blackmail to get your job...?? my CATS could write something better and at least they'd earn their kibble...)

     *Adrián se enoja con Luisa y cumple con su amenaza de destaparla ante toda la universidad. Chava se niega a aceptar que Luisa puede ser una prostituta pero Adrián lo reta a que vaya y le pregunte.

     Megaturd gets mad at Green Girl and goes through with his threat to unmask her in front of the whole school. Chava refuses to accept that Greenie could be a prostitute but Megaturd dares him to go ask her. (ay, poor Greenie... i told ya, honey -- no matter how hard it would have been, you should have at least 'fessed up to your friends the second Megaturd found out about you. now you've just helped him REALLY screw you over (instead of his pathetic, inexperienced attempts to literally do it...).)

 

Telenovela-World: Don't have time for a full summary  [USA, 1/2/07] Author: g (---) Date:   01-03-07 11:23 PST

     But some highlights (in only vague order):

     Lucia has a bunch of visions, with various people telling her how much she has screwed up. Later, she and Diego argue about her continuing the venganza. He essentially gives her an ultimatum ("venganza or me"). For reasons passing understanding, she visits Fertonio in jail, and he threatans Diego.

     Diego offers his brother a job, and makes some sanctimonious speech about how you should always forgive people blah, blah, blah....

     Ugly Prison scenes including bad times for Molester Stepdad.

     Nelly offers to let Green Girl stay with them but she refuses (is she still working? she must be paying rent somehow...). She does finally crack with Adrian, telling him to go to hell, she isn't going to play his game anymore. He, of course, runs off to tell Gil and Chava the truth immediately. Chava is pretty crushed.

     Beadless boy goes to talk to Nestor about some business thing, but that plotline is completly meaningless to me, so I have no idea what, really.

     Moniloca also visits her dad- she wants Fanny out of the house (Nestor refuses). She asks him if he is really going to get better. He assures her he is, but I don't think she believes him (maybe he really won't die- if it's ending in 10 days, they must be done filming, and Cao is already moved on to Zorro anyway).

     That's all I remeber (btw- the Spanish CC's are working fine, if that helps you at all).

     Re: Don't have time for a full summary Author: Tali (---) Date:   01-03-07 12:00 PST

     Lucia/Paola looks clearly anorexic at this point, and it's very disturbing to see how skinny she is.

     The business thing is that Fenix gave very low bids to make Savater bid just as low on their part of the contract, but Savater is extremely low on funds and can only meet the bid it offers by purchasing and using sub-quality materials (highly illegal) -- which was the plan since once Eulalio and Lucia expose the illegal quality of Savater's work, he'll be out of business. Eulalio was telling Savater himself that Fenix plans on using sub-quality material as well, to make Savater believe that they're truly even partners. Of course Eulalio and Lucia don't know Savater is on death's door.

     When Monica rants and raves about how Eulalio also knows about the secret of who her mother is, Savater suggests she's so upset about being Fanny's daughter b/c that makes her the daughter or a servant, which makes her just like Lucia. For one blessed moment, Monica finally shuts up.

     In prison, Fernando tells Abusive Creep to get used to being raped since in prison that's what's going to happen to him over and over, since he's a molestor. Fernando is clearly full of glee at the idea of "the abuser becoming the abused." And, of course, being Fernando, he's enjoying Molestor's suffering -- which is rather disturbing to me b/c I'm also glad the molestor is getting what's due to him.

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI still chained to... something (avances) [USA, 1/3/07] Author: B. (---)      Date:   01-03-07 16:14 PST

     TITLE: Muerte inevitable (inevitable death)

     DATE: Miércoles 3 de enero de 2007 (Wed 3 Jan 2007)

     TEASERS:

     *El doctor le dice a Savater que le quedan de uno a dos años de vida.

     the doctor tells Nesturd he’s only got one to two years to live. (ok, not to be mean or anything, but from the way LAI was hinting around, you’d’ve thought it was only one to two DAYS. or at least weeks. but not YEARS. geez!)

     *Adrián visita a Fernando en la cárcel y este le dice que se ponga listo si no quiere que Mónica se quede con la herencia.

     Megaturd visits Fertonio in jail and is told he’d better get himself organized if he doesn’t want Moniloca to end up with all of the inheritance. (well, Fertonio’s got more people visiting him now in prison than he did when he was out!! what’s that all about? and, more to the point, why the hell bother escaping, since he’s already getting to see everyone and the kitchen sink practically!! they should really tighten up the visiting hours at that place. oh, and speaking of the prison, since when does Fertonio have his own little cel phone?? he used to have to make calls from the pay phone! how is it that no-one’s taken it from him??)

     FULL:

     *Savater descubre que tiene sólo un año o dos más de vida. Él le pide al doctor que no le comente nada a Mónica, pero no imagina que Lucía lo ha escuchado todo sin ser vista.

     Nesturd discovers he’s only got one or two more years to live. He asks the doctor to not say anything about this to Moniloca, but he doesn’t even imagine that Lucía, unobserved, has overheard everything. (what. ever. i suppose now Yawn is going to have Lucía agonizing over whether or not she should use this information to her advantage in furtherance of the not-terribly well-thought-through Gran Venganza plan that no-one really seems to have a good grasp on (of course they don't, since Yawn himself hasn’t got one!), or tell Moniloca anyway –not to hurt her, but because she should know— or something else.)

     *Adrián visita a Fernando y le cuenta que Luisa resultó ser una de las mejores amigas de Andrea, y que él se encargó de decirles a todos en la universidad que ella es una prostituta. También hablan de Savater y su inevitable muerte. Fernando le dice que se ponga listo porque si no Mónica se quedará con toda la herencia.

     Megaturd (apparently joining the the endless parade of unrestricted guests permitted to his imprisoned father) visits Fertonio and tells him that it turns out Green Girl was one of Andi’s best friends and that he (Megaturd) took care of telling everyone at the university that she is a prostitute. (really? everyone? are you sure?? we didn’t see you telling the cafeteria lady...) they also talk about Nesturd and his inevitable death. (like their own aren’t inevitable as well, although clearly not anywhere near as immediately impending as Nesturd’s appears to be... Yawn: get your act together, man!! why isn’t Megaturd dead already??? you’re really slacking off!!) Fertonio tells [Megaturd] to be prepared because if he isn’t, Moniloca will end up with the whole inheritance. (as she should, really. for one thing, it sounds like there’s pretty much nothing to inherit. but for another, she’s actually worked for it, and been a devoted and caring daughter (well, in relative terms, mind you) to her father, whereas Megaturd has been nothing but a lazy, greedy leech from the start (no, not even a leech. leeches have their uses; Megaturd has none other than to make me constantly waste cyber ink asking WHY THE HELL YAWN HASN’T KILLED HIM OFF ALREADY...!! but you get what i mean.) and consequently deserves less than nothing. Nesturd should leave the business and the house and everything in it to Moniloca, and the immediate profits as of the day he dies –and only as of that day—to Megaturd, provided only that Megaturd is actually working at the company and helping earn said profits at the time. heh. of course, Megaturd could learn there are no profits and won’t be any for a loooooong while, and die in abject penury before Nesturd kicks it. that would make everyone happy. well, everyone here, at least.)

     *Lucía habla con Savater y le dice que se va a España con Diego y que ahí se van a casar. También le dice que ya sabe que él está muriendo, y que siente lástima por él porque nadie lo va a extrañar.

     Lucía (in yet another WTF?? interview) talks to Nesturd and tells him she’s going to Spain with Diego (really? have a nice trip. and have a glass of Rioja for me. don’t forget not to write.) and that they will get married there. (oh, i am so holding my breath. NOT.) she also tells him she knows he’s dying, and that she feels sorry for him because no-one will miss him. (not true, Moniloca will miss him. and so will Fanny. and Megaturd especially will miss him, because even if he signs over 100% of his rapidly-dwindling estate to Megaturd and cuts Moniloca out completely, Megaturd hasn’t a clue how to make whatever pennies he might inherit grow into dollars, which Nesturd might still know how to do if he could get off his high horse, and Moniloca has already shown she knows how to do when she can make herself actually focus dispassionately on the business.)

     *Adrián habla de su odio hacia su madre y Fernando le dice que muy pronto él estará fuera y ella se va a arrepentir de todo lo que ha hecho.

     Megaturd talks about how he hates his mother and Fertonio tells him that he will be out soon and she will regret everything she’s done to him. (Yawn: get a real story already, would you??)

     Telenovela-World:  Re: can someone recap please for a lurker  [USA, 1/3/07] Author: Lori (---) Date:   01-03-07 19:41 PST

     Ok for those who haven't seen the ep yet and dont want spoilers, dont read. lee, these are the things i remember:

     episode 137: two weddings and a funeral

     hernan and chava's mother (cant remember her name) were talking. i would normally not care about this particular scene but, something interesting actually happens. he asks for her forgiveness, says he behaved horribly and that he still loved her. she said she didnt want to talk about it and while she was cleaning up the house and rambling away hernan has a heart attack and dies.

     luisa tells andrea and betty that she's a prostitute and she was forced to be with adrian to keep him from telling. soon everyone finds out afterwards, including nelly and a bunch of others.

     moniloca and fertonio are chatting in the visiting hall (ur right b, he does get a lot of visitors! very popular for a worthless criminal!) and she tells him that nesturd is about to kick the bucket. she tells fertonio that she wants him to die right away lest he has a sudden attack of conscience and decides to add lucia to his will. fertonio tells her to be subtle in her behavior, not to make it obvious that she doesnt care and wants him to die. (by the way am i the only one tired of seeing these two flirting and calling each other "mi amor"? what's the point when they obviously dont give a sh*t about each other!) so moniloca does a whole show about being devastated about her father being terminally ill for fanny. fanny looks suspicious at first but then believes her (the fool).

     megaturd visits green girl and humiliates her by dangling money in front of her and then tries to force her to have sex with him. then she kicks him in the nuts (thatta girl!) and pulls out a gun. he's amused at first but then panics when he sees that she means business. he tries to grab the gun from her and that's when she shoots him in the gut (yippy!!).

     diego finally accepts to go to spain and after some deliberation, loser finally says she will go with him. (gosh, these two gotta be the most boring leading couple in the history of leading couples. my biggest pleasure would be the see them off to spain and away from my tv screen foreva).

     martha and that. man get married.

     mercedes and eulalio get married the next day.

     everyone looks happy and in bliss, which every one knows it is telenovela speak for impending doom.

     luisa is in jail for shooting megaturd. she said she did it in self-defense. i hope she makes it out ok.

     a weird shot of fanny, in tears, leaving the savater house carrying a tiny suitcase.

     thats all i remember....oh and loser and diego find out about megaturd being shot of course and they head to the hospital. loser sees megaturd and tells him he's gonna be all right. thats when he notices that he cant feel his legs and panics.

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI still pretending to be responsible... how long can it last? [USA, 1/4/07]      Author: B. (---)   Date:   01-04-07 12:36 PST

     TITLE: Comienzan las desgracias (loosely: bring on the tragedies. literally: the tragedies start. but i like the first one better - heh)

     DATE: Jueves 4 de enero de 2007 (Thu 4 Jan 2007)

     TEASERS:

     *Diego y David buscan a Fernando en la cárcel, pues acaban de enterarse de que su padre fue asesinado y el único de quien pueden sospechar es Fernando.

     Diego and David look for Fertonio in the prison, since they just learned that their father was killed and the only one they can suspect is Fertonio. (granted, i would consider him the prime suspect as well, but it’s not like there aren’t others there who could have done it, likely in league with Fertonio. although as we have seen, Fertonio certainly isn’t afraid of doing his own dirty work, so...)

     FULL:

     *Diego y David buscan a Fernando en la cárcel, acompañados por Julio y Lucía, pues acaban de enterarse de que su padre fue asesinado y el único de quien pueden sospechar es Fernando.

     Diego and David look for Fertonio in the prison, accompanied by FanBoy and Lucía, since they just learned that their father was killed and the only one they can suspect is Fertonio. (i already did this rant. you have to write more than just adding FanBoy and Loser if you want more, LAI...)

     *Fanny deja la mansión Savater ante humillaciones que recibe de Mónica y el mismo Néstor.

     Fanny leaves the Savater hovel due to the humiliations she receives from Moniloca and Nestor himself. (well, i guess 20-something years of snubs and humiliations has a cumulative effect, because it’s not like they haven’t been mostly pretty arrogant with her all this time...)

     *Adrián trata de violar a Luisa pero ella le dispara y él termina en el hospital. Lucía corre a su lado y pronto descubren que él no podrá caminar. Decidida, ella le dice a Diego que no puede irse con él a España pues su obligación es quedarse con su hijo.

     Megaturd tries to rape Green Girl (again, since he already did it at least once) but she shoots him and he ends up in the hospital. Loser runs to his side (MORON) and they soon discover he can’t walk (Yawn: if you think this gets you out of having to kill Megaturd, you are DEAD WRONG. KILL THAT BOY OFF!!!). Her mind made up, she tells Diego she can’t go to Spain with him because her obligation is to stay with her son. (oh, for gawd’s sake...!! as Ace Ventura, Pet Detective would say: “LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!!!” if Megaturd hadn’t been such a total turd all this time, MAYbe i could see it. but spare me already...!)

     *David le pide a Diego que lo lleve con él a España como su asistente.

     David asks Diego to take him with him to Spain as his assistant. (would this fit in the job description for whatever job Diego insisted David take...? because otherwise, what about that job?? way to act responsibly, guys!)

     *Adrián se muestra muy arrepentido con Lucía y dice que no merece su cariño. Sin embargo, es muy probable que esta sea otra de sus manipulaciones.

     Megaturd acts all reformed and sorry with Loser and says he doesn’t deserve her tenderness. (well, he’s certainly got that right – he doesn’t!!) However, it’s very likely that this will turn out to be another of his lies. (i’m not even going to BOTHER taking bets on this. of course it is. Yawn: where is my death scene??? don’t think you’re getting off without killing that little twerp off before the end of the story!!)

     Telenovela-World:  Re: Me too  [USA, 1/4/07] Author: Anthony D (---) Date:   01-05-07 09:36 PST

     The important things that happened are: Fernando killed Gabriel (Diego's dad) & Martin the one who cut him on his face. Diego his brother & Lucia went to jail & blamed Fernando for killing Gabriel.Diego punched him in his stomach. Fernando laughed.Luisa got freed from jail. Savater visited Adrian & Adrian told him that he never loved him & he told him that he was going to end up in the hospital. Lucia visited Zavater & told him to stop manipulating Adrian because that is why he has so many problems. Savater told Lucia that he will give her Adrian because he dosen't want him.Lucia visited Adrian & he told her that he was wrong about everything he did & that if he could go back in time to vhange everything he would. They hugged each other & Adrian was laughing. I think he's faking.

    

Telenovela-World:   LAI again on a roll... right out the door for the weekend (avances)  [USA, 1/5/07]

Author: B. (---)  Date:   01-05-07 14:34 PST

     TITLE: El amor de una madre (a mother’s love)

     DATE: Viernes 5 de enero de 2007 (Fri 5 Jan 2007)

     TEASERS:

     *Lucía daría su vida para que Adrián se recupere. Diego está convencido que la ha perdido para siempre. Fernando planifica su fuga de la cárcel.

     Loser would give her life for Megaturd to recover. (which is why she’s LOSER again...) Diego is convinced he’s lost her forever. (consider, Diego: you’re a lame-o, but even so, you might well be better off if you have lost her...!) Fertonio plans his escape from jail. (what. ever.)

     FULL:

     *Lucía daría su vida para que Adrián se recupere. Mercedes le advierte a su hija que no se puede dejar enganchar ya que hay muchísimas cosas en juego y le ruega que abra los ojos y se dé cuenta de que su hijo heredó las cualidades histriónicas de su padre, y que por su culpa ella está perdiendo a Diego.

     Loser would give her life for Megaturd to recover. (which is why she’s LOSER again...) Meche warns her daughter not to let herself be deceived [by Megaturd] since there are a lot of things at stake and she (Meche) begs her (Loser) to open her eyes and she (Loser) realizes that her son inherited his father’s histrionic qualities (well, “histrionic” is certainly ONE way of putting it...) and because of (him? her? it’s not clear) she’s losing Diego. (ah, LAI must’ve been in a rush to get out the door. even for him, that is just so spectacularly badly written...)

     *Néstor Sabater está de acuerdo con Mónica y confirma que hay que arrancar el problema de raíz... "Ya es tiempo que Eulalio pague con su muerte".

     Nesturd agrees with Moniloca (about what? the weather? the price of tea? what a total waste of time Megaturd is?) and confirms they have to pull out the problem, roots and all. “It’s past time Bead(less) Boy pays with his death.” (!!! you do understand Meche won’t give you the time of day if you kill her husband, right, Nesturd??!?)

     *Eulalio por su parte se entera por un amigo que trabaja en el gobierno que pronto comenzará la investigación de Néstor Sabater y que seguramente lo detendrán. Él quiere desasociar al Fénix de las empresas Sabater.

     For his part, Bead(less) Boy finds out from a friend who works in the government that the investigation of Nesturd will start soon and that he will surely be detained. (about damn time...) [Bead(less) Boy] wants to disassociate Fénix from Nesturd Companies. (yes, and especially now that he’s married to the boss’ mother...!! still, i’ve always liked Bead(less) Boy, in spite of some of his questionable actions (especially earlier in the story), and i hope he comes out of this ok... i also hope we see more of Salvador del Solar in the future – he’s fabulous!)

     *Diego le agradece a Julio por estar a su lado en sus momentos de necesidad, pero le asegura que es una batalla perdida ya que no hay cosa más fuerte que el amor de una madre. Él sabe que perdió a Lucia para siempre y lo tendrá que aceptar.

     Diego thanks FanBoy for being at his side in his moments of need, but he assures him that the battle is already lost since there is nothing stronger than a mother’s love. he knows he’s lost Loser forever and he will have to accept it. (ok, WTF??? surely even Megaturd wasn’t such a moron as to demand his mother chose between her guy and her worthless slime of a son?? or, if he was, that Loser was such a moron as to accept...?? although, thinking about it, Yawn is just such a moron, so...)

     *Fernando esta planeando su fuga de la cárcel. "Si todo sale como planeamos, mañana a esta hora estamos fuera de aquí". Él tiene muchas cosas que hacer en cuanto salga de la cárcel, incluyendo unas visitas conyugales que tiene muy pendientes.

     Fertonio is planning his escape from the prison. “If everything goes as we planned, this time tomorrow we’ll be out of here.” (“we”? is he taking Faker or Child Molester with him??) He has many things to do once he’s out of the prison, including a few conjugal visits that are overdue. (i can’t wait until he’s dead. maybe, if Yawn is intent upon redeeming Megaturd, the brat can have an epiphany and lose his life while killing his father... the key thing there being that Megaturd MUST DIE TOO. you hear me, Yawn??)

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: i missed taping today's ep [USA 1/5/07]  Author: Tali (---) Date:   01-05-07 20:13 PST

     Monica came to visit Megaturd in the hospital and asked him for Green Girl's address. She told Megaturd that she and his father want to send Green Girl some flowers (or a gift, can't remember) to thank her for what she did to Adrian. Megaturd, grinning evilly, told Moniloca to do him a favor and send a second one from him as well. Moniloca and Megaturd seem to have become quite chummy.

     Fertonio also is plotting to escape "tonight" with Abuser as his helper.

     Megaturd called Diego to mock him and tell him that Diego never had a chance against him. Diego, who has moved out and lives with his bro at Julio's house, went to Loser's house and told her about the call. She refused to believe him. She and Diego went to the hospital where Megaturd bold-facedly lied, of course, saying that Diego is making it all up to get rid of him and have Loser for himself, that he called Diego to beg him to stay with Loser. Loser, as befitting her name, believed Megaturd and sent Diego away (or he stalked away, can't remember.)

     Savater tells Moniloca that she is right, that Eulalio needs to finally pay for everything, and they plan to kill him.

     Pretty much predictable, huh? lol

 

 

Jan. 8 - 12,  2007  ÚLTIMA SEMANA

 

Telenovela-World:  LAI's avances for today...  [USA, 1/9/07] Author: B. (---) Date:   01-09-07 13:21 PST

     sorry they're late for the ECP...

     TITLE: Secuestro frustrado (frustrated kidnapping)

     DATE: Martes 9 de enero de 2007 (Tues 9 Jan 2007 - 4th to last episode!!)

     TEASERS:

     *Aún falta la más deseada de todas sus venganzas.

     His most wished-for vengeance is still missing. (let me guess.. it's kidnapping Yawn and the Telemundo execs who put him in charge of the story and making them explain themselves!! ahhhh, if only...)

     *Fernando no descansará hasta tener a Lucía en sus manos y desquitarse por su desprecio.

     Fertonia will not rest until he has Loser in his hands and can get back at her for her scorn [of him]. (no, Fertonia, don't!! Loser will only make you look gawky. plus, she long ago stopped pretending with you --thank heavens! you're much better off kidnapping Yawn, at least, although the Telemundo execs would not come amiss, either... i bet none of them can carry off a drag as you can!)

     FULL:

     *Lucía le reclama a Elvira el que no cumpliera su parte del trato y le dice que o le devuelve el dinero o le contará a Fernando lo que ella le estaba haciendo.

     Loser bawls out Evilra (as well she should!!) he who won't fulfill his part of the deal (??? yo, LAI -- you're missing some words there!!) and she says that either s/he returns the money or s/he will tell Fertonia what [Evilra?] was doing. (ok, i have NO idea what this is on about. either i missed a lot more when i didn't get Friday's ep (thanks, power failure) and by FF'ing thru scenes with people i'm not interested in (possible), or an entire plot point has been edited out of the novela. what money? what's Evilra got to do with it? other than being greedy and passing on the traits to her son Fertonia, i mean...?)

     *"Y si Fernando no termina con usted lo hago yo".

     "And if Fertonia doesn't finish you off, I will do it." (ok, so long as SOMEone does it, that's all i care about. oh, and if they could finish off Megaturd while they're at it, i would really appreciate it...)

     *Lorena y su mamá están en el hospital, por fin salieron de esa pesadilla.

     Lore and her mother are in the hospital, at last they got out of that nightmare. (ok, so either they escaped, were rescued, or they were let go -- which do you think? in any event, i'm glad they're out of it... with friends who can't pick up on things when you're trying really hard to drop anvils-- er, hints, well...)

     *Lucía recibe una llamada de Fernando justo en el momento en que salía del banco con Elvira y le cuenta cómo su mamá fue quien lo traicionó.

     Loser gets a call from Fertonia just as she leaves the bank with Evilra and she tells him how his mother was the one who betrayed him. (ok, and again i say it: huh?? it didn't look like she gave him up to the cops in yesterday's ep, so betrayed him how? i mean, how that we don't already know about? by stealing the money he was going to use now that he's escaped?? i don't get it... (but do i really want to, though?))

     *Néstor Savater está muy decaído y Fanny trata de aconsejarlo. Savater cambió su testamento y le dejó todo a ella. Esta es la última vez que la verá.

     Nesturd (again with the last name, LAI -- what is it with you???) has really gone downhill and Fanny tries to advise him. (i thought she told him she was all done with him and didn't want to know from any of them any more...? is Yawn even reading his scripts anymore??) Nesturd changes his Will and leaves everything to her. (well, either her or Moniloca were the two most deserving candidates. after a home for stray cats, that is -- of course!!) This is the last time he will see her. (um, ok.)

     *"Lo único que te pido es que cuando me recuerdes no me odies sería lo único que no podría soportar".

     "The only thing i ask of you is that when you remember me you don't hate me it would be the only thing i couldn't stand." (and again with the run-on sentences, LAI!! were you in SUCH a hurry you couldn't find the comma key, even??? as for Nesturd -- you're going to be dead, so why worry, really??)

     *Fernando sorprende en el hospital a Lucía y a sus guardaespaldas, pero Lucía logra soltarse y los guardaespaldas van tras de él.

     Fertonia suprises Loser and her bodyguards in the hospital (because a bunch of bodyguards are no match for Fertonia in drag...) but Loser manages to get free and her bodyguards go after him. (Yawn has just completely lost it. completely. plus, here was his perfect chance to have Fertonia get rid of Megaturd and i'll bet Yawn only has Fertonia running away from the bodyguards. what are you waiting for, you moron???)

 

Telenovela-World:  Today's episode  [USA, 1/9/07] Author: Mabouchita (---) Date:   01-09-07 18:23 PST

It was incredible cut everywhere!

     1) Betty is living with Eleonora... we never saw when she left home.

     2) Roberto never learned about Naty/Marta kidnapping.

     3) Nelly was brutalised and I suppose also Lorena (happy we didn't see that)

     4) What about the jewels? did Monica give them back to Savater?

     5) Why was Diego trying to kill Adrian?

     6) How was supposed to be Adrian in contact with Fer?

     7) Lorena was Ok... and suddenly there was Nelly saying that she is in bad shape.

     -Mabou

     Re: Today's episode Author: B. (---) Date:   01-09-07 18:51 PST

     <<4) What about the jewels? did Monica give them back to Savater?>>

     i haven't seen today's episode, but watching last night's Nesturd's question to Moniloca about had she sold the jewels, i remember thinking, "HUH??" i've skimmed a lot of the novela and i figured i must've missed an earlier conversation about it, but now you mention it here, i may as well ask: WAS there an earlier conversation about jewelry? was Moniloca supposed to sell what she had (maybe to help bring cash into the company to keep them afloat a bit longer)? or were you all "WTF?" too when he asked that question...?

 

Telenovela-World:   well, let's see how much is being edited THIS time... (avances) [USA, 1/10/07] EDITED    Author: B. (---) Date:   01-10-07 15:24 PST

     was yesterday's ep choppy or what?? well, Monday's show seemed pretty chopped-up, too, but yesterday's REALLY made it obvious they had been cutting huge chunks out (hell, they even started one scene that was obviously a continuation of an earlier scene we hadn't seen making REFERENCE to something he'd said in that scene like we were supposed to know what he was talking about!! boy are they in a rush to get this off the air! does anyone know what is supposed to replace it that's so fabulous they couldn't just show us less edited episodes...??)

     but anyway...

     TITLE: El juego de la hipocresía (The hypocricy game. heh, pretty apt -- are you paying attention, Telemundo???)

     DATE: Miércoles 10 de enero de 2007 (Wed, 10 Jan 2007 -- 3rd from last episode)

     TEASERS:

     *Adrián es muy astuto y no se deja descubrir fácilmente.

     Megaturd is very astute and doesn't easily reveal himself. (so we were right and he is still faking any remorse he might feel.)

     *Así que Diego tendrá que usar las mismas mañas de Adrián para poder descubrirlo ante Lucía.

     So Diego will have to use Megaturd's same wiles to expose him in front for Loser. (good. then can someone kill Megaturd already?? that little piece of excrement has been alive WAY too long.)

     FULL:

     *Eleonora habla con Roberto sobre su relación con Julio y le pide que si no lo puede aceptar por lo menos lo respete.

     Eleonora talks to THAT. MAN. about her relationship with FanBoy and asks if he can't accept the relationship that he at least respect it. (ok, sounds reasonable enough. THAT. MAN.: i love you, i really do, but would you at least TRY to move into the early 20th Century already??)

     *Julio aconseja a Diego que no se deje ganar por Adrián y si el muchacho juega con la hipocresía, pues que Diego le pelee con las mismas armas.

     FanBoy advises Diego not to let himself be fooled by Megaturd and if the kid is going to play the hypocrite, when Diego should fight fire with fire. (wow. once again, some sound advice from FanBoy. clearly Eleonora and he have been good for each other, each having helped the other grow up and get some sense already!! if only it would rub off on some of the other people in this story --or even better, on Yawn! because i'm telling you, Yawn can't possibly be writing this subplot -- Eleonora and FanBoy make way too much sense...)

     *Eulalio está fuera de peligro pero Savater está pagando caro.

     Bead(less) Boy is out of danger but Nesturd is paying dearly. (ok, what??)

     *Diego sigue el consejo de su mejor amigo y les pide perdón a Adrián y Lucía. Claro que a Adrián le cayó como un balde de agua fría, pero no le quedará otra que seguir el juego.

     Diego follows his best friend's advice and asks Megaturd and Loser to forgive him. Of course, this was as welcome to Megaturd as a bucket of ice water but he has no other choice than to play along. (any bets as to who gives in first -- Megaturd, Diego, Loser, Yawn, or the viewers...?)

     *Ni porque esté entre rejas Savater le dará nuevamente el poder a Mónica que ya una vez le revocó. Aunque ella sea la única que pueda sacarlo de allí, a él ya no le importa nada.

     Not even because he's behind bars will Nesturd return power to Moniloca now that he's taken it back from yer. Although she might be the only one who can get him out of there, he no longer cares about anything. (you know, i'm wondering if LAI is getting edited episodes, too...? that could explain both why we're getting so many avances all of a sudden --he can't chose between the stories-- and why even when he doesn't make mistakes in spelling and / or grammar, they still don't make a whole lot of sense...)

     *David no quiere irse para España pero le da pena con Diego. Andrea respeta su decisión aunque la relación va en serio y ella espera que él haga algo para estar con ella.

     David doesn't want to go to Spain (why not? Spain's nice!!) but he feels he ought to go because of Diego (loose translation but...). Andi respects his decision even though their relationship is serious (when did this happen??) and she hopes he will do something to be with her. (boy are they editing a LOT!!)

     *Adrián no se recupera, puede ser que no vuelva a caminar más nunca. Sin embargo, a pesar de los golpes que la vida le ha dado sigue siendo el mismo malcriado y malintencionado de siempre.

     (the still not dead) Megaturd doesn't recover (good. he should be dead anyway.), it could be he will never walk again. (it would be better if he could never LIVE again. Yawn: what are you waiting for??) However, in spite of the blows life has given him (get over yourself already, you selfish, self-centered little piece of dung!) he continues to be as spoiled and malicious as ever. (and again, WHY ISN'T HE DEAD ALREADY??? also, Yawn: who ever said that being dealt heavy blows by life always makes someone into a better person? a lot of times all it does is make them worse. case in point: Megaturd. aka your alter-ego. because that's the only reason i can think of to explain why you haven't killed him off by now.)

     *Fernando tiene secuestrada a la hija de la enfermera que atiende a Adrián. Tendrá que entregarle a Adrián a cambio de su hija.

     Fertonia has kidnapped the daughter of the nurse who attends Megaturd. (oh for f*ck's sake, haven't they caught him YET??) she will have to give him Megaturd in exchange for her daughter. (heh. and Megaturd can't walk. that should be fun for a self-centered, egotistical narcissist who has to live on the run... let's see how long it takes him to ditch his precious spawn then, and whether that will finally knock Megaturd down to size a little bit. maybe he could leave Megatur

 

Telenovela-World:  now the episode has aired on both coasts... (avances) [USA, 1/11/07]     Author: B. (---) Date:   01-11-07 15:09 PST

     TITLE: Ante tal verdad, no hay remedio (loosely, there's nothing to be done in light of such truth)

     DATE: Jueves 11 de enero de 2007 (Thurs 11 Jan 2007 -- second to last compilation of hacked-up episodes)

     TEASERS:

     *Lucía habla con la hija de la enfermera que usó Fernando para llevarse a Adrián.

     Loser talks to the nurse's daughter that Fertonio used to carry off Megaturd. (what? he let her go?? that's not very like him.)

     *Lamentablemente, Diego tenía razón, Adrián nuevamente le tendió una trampa a su propia madre.

     Unfortunately, Diego was right, Megaturd once again set a trap for his own mother. (who's an idiot, so it's not hard to see why he was tempted to do it... still, the fact he actually went through with it --instead of just being tempted and maybe even imagining how it would go, etc-- totally goes to show what a complete turd he is...)

     FULL:

     *Lucía habla con la hija de la enfermera que usó Fernando para llevarse a Adrián. Tal vez ella pueda ayudarlos.

     Loser talks to the nurse's daughter that Fertonio used to carry off Megaturd. Maybe she can help them. (LAI, as usual, so clear: which "she" can help what "them"??)

     *La niña le cuenta a Lucía todo lo que pasó cuando montaron a Adrián en el carro. Cuando Fernando comenzó a amarrar a Adrián, él le dijo "para qué me amarras ese no fue nuestro trato".

     The girl tells Loser everything that happened when they loaded Megaturd into the car. when Fertonio started to tie Megaturd up, [Megaturd] said to him, "why are you tying me up that wasn't our deal." (and again with LAI and the lack of punctuation...! LAI, didn't you ever watch Wheel of Fourtune...?? do us a favor and buy a comma already!!)

     *Lucía entiende que, lamentablemente, Diego tenía razón en cuanto a Adrián.

     Loser (FINALLY) understand that, lamentably, Diego was right about Megaturd. (hello, Loser? it took you long enough!!)

     *Elvira se cae por las escaleras en una pelea con Mónica. Mónica está siendo perseguida por unos hombres, así que llama a Fernando para ocultarse con él.

     Evilra falls down the stairs in a fight with Moniloca. (what??!?) Moniloca is being chased by some men (because...?), so she calls Fertonio so she can hide out with him. (yeah, that's going to work really well...)

     *Mónica está asustada no quiere que Elvira se despierte y la denuncien.

     Moniloca is frightened she doesn't want Evilra to wake up and they denounce her. (dammit, LAI, i mean it: buy some punctuation already!!! and while you're at it, buy a few additional WORDS, too!!! geez!!!)

     *Adrián está sufriendo mucho. Esta vez sí está viendo la verdadera cara de su padre.

     Megaturd is really suffering. (boo hoo, poor baby. NOT!!!!! considering everything he's put US through, suffering is no less than he deserves. short of being DEAD, that is, which is what he REALLY deserves. Yawn: why isn't he dead yet???) This time he is seeing the true face of his father. (oh, crap, Yawn's setting up for a Big Repentance thing with Megaturd, i can just tell... well, Yawn, pay attention: IT WON'T WORK. you could have gotten away with this if you'd had Megaturd have his Big Epiphany back when he was still Turdlet and Fertonio had only recently returned, but not now -- not after everything that's happened. Megaturd's well aware of his father's true face and has been for a while. why? because HE SEES IT EVERY TIME HE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, given that he's been so assiduous in taking his father for a role model. and because he's not 10 anymore. so Yawn, do what you should have done a long time ago and KILL OFF MEGATURD already!! (c'mon... you know you want to... and believe me, WE want you to!). because he really is such a selfish little turd that even if he repents as truly as he knows how, it won't be enough: he will still be a turd, because he ALWAYS WAS ONE, even when he thought his father was dead.)

     *En la mañana Fernando llama a Lucía y ella pide que le pongan el alta voz para que todos escuchen lo que tiene que decir.

     in the morning, Fertonio calls Loser and she asks them to put him on speaker so everyone hears what he's got to say. (um, ok. whatever. it's not like anyone has to be convinced Fertonio's loony...)

 

Telenovela-World:  LOL! when did he get around to posting this???    Author: B.   Date:   01-14-07 15:58 PST

     the last time i looked, the "MÁS" link still went to the avances for Thursday's episode...!

     TITLE: En la vida se recoge lo que se siempre...

      (In life you reap what you always... ay, LAI, this is classic. the word you want is "SIEMBRE," or "sow." geez!! even for an after-the-fact rundown of the finale, you can't be bothered to do more than let the spell-checker do your proofreading, which is a HUGE mistake for which this is a total case in point!!)

     DATE: Fri 12 Jan 2007

     FULL:

     *Fernando murió tras haber sido balaceado por la policía cuando intentaba matar a Lucía.

     Fertonio died after being shot by the police when he tried to kill Loser. (except as i recall, he wasn't so much TRYING to kill Loser as to make her believe, via death threats, that he would kill her if she didn't give him the money he wanted... but i admit, i FF'd a lot, so maybe he went from 'you're mine! give me money!' to 'i'm going to kill you!' when i wasn't watching...)

     *Mientras que Mónica tendrá el peor castigo que una mujer como ella pudiera tener. Así que el que juega con fuego, termina quemado.

     While Moniloca will have the worst punishment that a woman like her can have. (you know, LAI, you could have saved that sentence by just putting the word "tanto" in after "Mientras," but no....) Thus he who plays with fire, ends up getting burnt. (no, really???)

     *Lucía le pregunta a Adrián por qué su odio hacia ella si ella lo único que ha sabido en la vida es amarlo.

     Loser asks Megaturd why he hated her so much if the only thing she ever did in life was love him. (obviously Yawn decided to go for Nature over Nurture. you know, i think the original head writer had a better (as in, more subtle) plan in mind for Megaturd. too bad Telemundo decided he was too lame and so they substituted an even bigger hack mid-story. i'd be curious to know how the original writer intended to have Megaturd end up...)

     *Adrián le pide que lo perdone y le promete que cambiará y volverá a ser como antes.

     Megaturd asks her to forgive him and promises he will change and go back to how he was before. (which was only marginally less of a turd than he is now, so i'm not sure that would have been so much of an improvement.)

     *Pero Lucía está muy determinada y ya ha escuchado esa promesa muchas veces. Así que se va para España con Diego, y Adrián se quedará viviendo con Fanny en la casa que era de Elvira y recibirá sólo lo indispensable.

     But Loser is very determined (here in the sense of she's made up her mind) and she's already heard that promise many times. So she will go to Spain with Diego, and Megaturd will stay [behind] living with Fanny in Evilra's [former] house and he will get only what he needs [and nothing more]. (you know, since Yawn was too weak to actually kill Megaturd, i think i would have rather seen this scene go as it did, but end with Loser saying to someone --not to Megaturd's face, but maybe to Diego or to Meche-- that even though she would be staying away from Megaturd, she would still be keeping tabs on him, and would revisit the whole "i promise to be a good person" issue if, while living with Fanny, Megaturd actually does end up turning his life around and trying to be a good person. not because he was given any incentive to do so by promises from his mother --which is why he can't be told about it-- but because he decides to all on his own. still, as written by Yawn, it looks unlikely that Megaturd will ever reform, which is why he should have been killed off. preferably while doing something that unequivocally demonstrates his unregenerate badness, such as while trying to kill Andi or Green Girl or something. OR have him killed off while doing something noble, like trying to defend Andi or Green Girl from his father. because the end he did get, while more than deserved, was most unsatisfying. plus, why should Fanny be stuck taking care of him even if she is a confirmed masochist???)

     *"Debería abandonarte pero mi corazón no me deja. ¿Me odias?, perfecto, no quieres tener una madre? Perfecto, olvídate que existo."

     "I should just abandon you [completely] but my heart won't let me. You hate me? Fine. You don't want to have a mother? Fine. Forget I exist." (probably some of the best lines Yawn's ever put in Loser's mouth. not that that's saying a whole lot...)

     *Adrián definitivamente no va a cambiar, sus lágrimas son de odio, envidia, rabia y resentimiento.

     Megaturd definitely isn't going to change, his tears are of hatred, envy, rage, and resentment. (Yawn: you should have killed him off. he wasn't worth saving, really!!)

     *Elvira quedó cuadraplégica y sin hogar, pidiendo limosna en la calle.

     Evilra ends up quadreplegic and homeless, begging in the streets. (which just begs (ahem. sorry!) the questions: how did she get the sign. how does she eat when she does get enough money? how did she change clothes? how did she get out of the hospital at all -- surely they didn't just bundle her up in any old clothes and push her out into the street! of all the endings, this is the most ridiculously unrealistic and, consequently, also unsatisfying even if she is fully able to --eventually-- realize that had she only made different decisions, she would not be in the position she's in now. for one thing, she'd be dead of starvation before she had a chance to get dirty, never mind change clothes, get dirty, and get a sign. for another, i think Meche or possibly even Loser would have made sure she was somewhere she could be cared for, such as at Fanny the Masochists' (since she's already taking care of Moniloca --which makes a modicum of sense given that Moniloca IS her daughter, after all-- and Megaturd --which makes less sense, but whatever). really, Yawn should have figured out something else for her altogether. like the fall affected her brain and she completely forgot everything, including who she was. and so she ends up in a home. or helping Fanny take care of Megaturd and Moniloca.)

     *Mónica tiene todo el cuerpo quemado y su rostro desfigurado. Fanny promete cuidarla si ella lo quiere así. Aunque lo más probalbe es que luego de recuperarse sea puesta tras las rejas.

     Moniloca's body is burned and her face disfigured. (what IS it with hack novela writers that they are so in love with this particular plot? AND with beyond unrealistic treatments and healing times??? if a real person had been burned as badly as was Moniloca, they'd be in the hospital, in a controlled environment and probably in a medically-induced coma, for MONTHS, not leaving after a bare few weeks. i know novelas often feel they need to ignore some details of reality in the furtherance of dramatic tension and whatnot, and not that i disagree that the worst punishment possible for Moniloca is to be disfigured for life, but i really really REALLY wish novela writers would get a clue and stop treating full-body burns as if they were a broken leg! maybe it should be a requirement that all novela writers spend a month working in a serious burn unit at a hospital before they are ever allowed to even THINK of using a burned-all-over plot ever again. or be burned all over their bodies. writers, get this through your stupid skulls now: A FULL-BODY BURN BY ACTUAL FLAMES IS NOT REPEAT **NOT** THE SAME AS --OR ONLY JUST A TEENSY BIT WORSE THAN-- A FULL-BODY SUN BURN. you know, the last 15 or 20 years, American soaps --which so many novela people love to despise and get all indignant about when novelas are compared to them-- have stopped treating serious diseases and injuries like they're little worse than a bee sting. yes, the soaps do continue to be unrealistic in some ways. and yes, the soaps have the luxury of going on for years if not decades, so in some senses they can afford to take a more realistic approach with their disease and injury storylines. but it was also a conscious decision to do so on the part of the writers. and one that has won them the appreciation and gratitude of viewers who are familiar with diseases like AIDS and breast cancer and so on. (i exclude soaps like Passions, but they don't even pretend to reality anyway...) novela writers really need to get a clue or just stop using such criminally irresponsible plots altogether. it's not like they couldn't have found some other way to disfigure Moniloca... although Yawn is such a hack he probably would have found some way to mess that up, too.)

     *Néstor Savater muere en la cárcel sin ningún tipo de asistencia.

     Nesturd dies in jail without any type of assistance. (well, this answers the question of did he die or just have an uncontollable fit of despair. but apart from that, is LAI trying to say that Nesturd died without anyone killing him or helping him to commit suicide? or is he trying to say that the prison officials were so lax they didn't try to help him even knowing he had a heart condition? and if the latter, that in and of itself is criminal.)

     *Lucía y Diego se casan. Fianlmente están felices, sin temores de que alguien pueda hacerles daño y rodeados de verdaderos amigos.

     Loser and Diego get married. Finally they are happy, without fears that someone could hurt them and surrounded by true friends. (well, fears that anyone could hurt them until some crazed fan of Diego's decides to stalk Loser. or maybe... but i digress. i know we saw Bead(less) Boy and THAT. MAN. discussing rebuilding the Mercado once their current project is completed, but i still feel the whole work story line was poorly wrapped-up --even more poorly than it was realized, in fact, which is just annoying. there should have been a scene --or was there, and we just didn't get to see it in Telemundo's rush to get the story over with and off the air in order to air... what? something called "Buena Fortuna" that i don't recall even seeing advertised???!?-- showing what Loser planned to do with the company... is she taking over Nesturd's company as well and integrating the work forces, so that all those employees aren't suddenly out of work? is she resigning as head of Fénix and letting Bead(less) Boy and THAT. MAN. run the company? does she even care? yet another end that is more unsatisfying than anything else in the rush to the obligatory finale-at-the-altar scene. morons.)

 

 

Telenovela-World:  Re: SPOILER! English Summary,+/-.  [USA GRAN FINAL, 1/12/07] Author: Pilaf (---)      Date:   01-12-07 14:04 PST

     Hi. This is a "SPOILER"!,(as best as I can spoil,knowing LIMITED

     Spanish).

     REALLY SHORT & SWEET=

     All the "bad guys" get their's,"good guys" prosper.HAHA!

     "BAD"????

     Fernando=shot by SWAT

     Elvira=Quadraplegic,begging in street,sign on neck.

     Adrian=Hung out to dry,"Last Chance" Lucia DON'T want him.

     Nestor=Heart attack,dies in jail.

     Monica=Survives fire,disfigured."Mama" Fanny will help her.

     "GOOD"???????????

     Diego="Foot Wing" FINALLY goes to Espana & marries...

     Lucia="2 Time Adultress" goes to Espana w/"Wing Foot".

     Eulalio=Appparently recovers, to live on with...

     "Adultress' Mom"(FHN-forget her name)=Still gripes w/Fanny.

     Eloranora=Happy with Julio.

     Julio=Vice-versa,(above).

     Beatriz="Checking out" New Professor,(but,never learns).

     Andrea="Hooking up" with David,("Wing Foot"'s Brother).

     Roberto=Still Married to Martha,(guess stuck w/Nati,too).

     Martha=Vice-versa,(above)

     Nelly's "Molested Daughter"(FHN)=Went to Paris,w/o Nelly???

     Medrano(JuanPabloShuk)=Hanging out with Mireya.

     Mireya=Vice versa,(above). Her son...

     "Gil"=Might be in his own place,so,M&M can be alone.

     SWAT Team= Continues killing ways,gunning down Fernando.

     I don't know if I forgot anyone,(sorry,if I did). This SHOULD

     help some. Mainly,I hope I got it right,as I AM LIMITED on my

     Spanish,(only learning it in the past year from TeleNovelas and

     a goofy,little pocket translator with a LOT of words missing).

     I was gonna rip in them for their stupidity,but,I'll wait or just

     won't. I'm looking forward to Zorro,which is "Muy Pronto".

     (Previews show Nestor Salvater as,what looks like a Padre,Monk,

     Priest or something. I wonder if he's good,or BAD?!??)!

     Pilaf.

 

Telenovela-World:  English Summary for final   [USA, 1/12/07]    Author: g (---)   Date:   01-13-07 09:44 PST

     (carryover from previous cap.)

     Random garage/taller where the Bad Guy crew (Fertonio, Moniloca, Adrian) is holed up. Loser calls Fertonio's cell and asks to speak w/ Adrian, when he says no she asks to be put on speaker, and tells everyone there that she is onto her son, and won't give them a penny. When she hangs up, Fertonio goes predictably ballistsic, and tells Adrian to call his mother and get her to give the $$. Adrian refuses- "I'd rather you kill me!"

     Doc tells a very whiny Evilra that she is likely going to end up paraplegic. Later, in her room alone, she starts to cry (too bad.)

     Savater enters prison. When he gets to his cell, he sits down on a bed, but his new roomie comes in and threatens him. It looks like he is in for a fun time!

     Mireya tells her friends (Nelly, Martha) about her engagement to La Rata con stupid bigote (Medrano). She is a bit hesitant because she thinks he want to get married too soon, but Nelly encourages her to go along with it (since marriage worked out so well for her...)

     Andrea and Betty are talking about the situation, and are not at all sympathetic to Adrian. Andrea looks forward to him returning to his mother and begging for her forgiveness and getting laughed out of town. She is excited because she is going to get to visit David (Diego's brother) in Spain. An older (older than Betty and Andrea, that is, not old) man, a new Profe, walks by and Betty ogles him. Andrea warns her not to fall in the same trap as with Slimey, but Betty tells her not to worry- she already found out he is single.

     Lore talks to Gil (finally). She tells him she is leaving the University and breaks up with him- he asks what he did wrong, and she tells him nothing "the person who is screwed up here is me". She wants him to get on with his life, but he tells her he only wants her. She obviously still has problem with the fact that he is the son of Armando, but he tells her he has no father. She looks sad.

     Back at the taller, Fertonio is babbling delusionally about what they will do with all the money they are getting. He and Moniloca argue. They make plans to kidnap Lucia during Diego's farewell match.

     Loser and Diego are in bed, after she has hung up on Fertonio. She tells him she isn't going to give one cent to Fertonio. He tells her that after his farewell match they will leave for Spain. She tells him "no", but then laughs and says she is just kidding (Um, real funny, Loser). Lots of smootching ensues......

     Fanny, Mercedes, THAT.MAN (Roberto) and Beadless boy (Eulalio) are all at the hospital, and everyone is glad that Loser isn't giving Fertonio any of the money. Fanny and Mercedes are out in some hallway, talking. Mercedes tells Fanny about Monica pushing Evilra, and Fanny says she is the only one who can really understand what Loser has been going through, because she has also had to deal with the deception of her child turning out to be bad. Mercedes tells her not to visit Savater anymore, and not to help him commit suicide, but Fanny keeps making excuses. THAT.MAN visits Beadless Boy in his hospital room. They both agree that the danger isn't over, but BB thinks that everything will end soon, because Fertonio and Moniloca are going to make a mistake.

     ***Days pass

     It is the day of the farewell match. All Diego's friends are there, except for Mercedes and Beadless boy, who are watching from the hospital. Fertonio sneaks into the stadium (dragging a guard he has knocked out/killed). He changes into the guards clothes, and advances further. On the futbol field, reporters are interviewing Diego, but he sees Loser, and wanders off with her to kiss in the stadium tunnels (uh, oh...) They manage to notice the prone figure of one of the guards, but don't actually react before Fertonio is able to grab Loser, and hold a gun to her head. Lots of meaningless dialog ("what do you want?"..."all this time, and you still don't know what I want?"). Some of Diego's (now ex) teammates arrive, but Diego, ordered by Fertonio, tells them to leave and slams the door shut (they go back to the field and start to raise the alarm). Loser struggles and Fertonio shoots- she falls to the ground....

     Meanwhile, Moniloca has been left as Adrian's niñera, and isn't happy about it. He taunts her, suggesting that she kill him and end up in prison, and they squabble. Adrian grabs a baseball bat, and Moniloca a propane torch. She tries to light him on fire, but winds up setting the whole place on fire, including herself. Adrian is momentarily unscathed, but seems to have no way to escape (dare we hope, or is Vonn just teasing us???)

     Fanny, for no reason I can imagine, visits Evilra, and tries to give her hope, but Evilra just continues her whining.

     Back at the stadium, Diego and Fertonio fight. Fertonio has Diego pinned to a wall, but Loser looks up, sees Fertonio's gun lying on the ground and shoots him. He comes after her and eventually gets the gun back, but by that time the NeverLand SWAT team has arrived. He turns on them, shouting, but they shoot first, and he falls dead!

     Firemen reach the burning taller where Adrian is, but will they be in time to save him (we can only hope not!)

     **** The next day? (not sure- at least several hours later)

     Lore calls Nelly from Paris. She seems much happier, and tells her mother Paris is beautiful, and that she has been able to not think about what happened.

     More hospital: Diego is talking to Lurch, David, and THAT.MAN. Apparently, Adrian has had the bad grace to survive, but this will not impede the trip to Spain- Fanny has decided to take her masochism even further and take care of him. Mercedes catches Beadless Boy up on the news, and we learn that Monica is still alive, but badly burned. Loser talks to her worthless son, and he begs her forgiveness. She tells him she forgives him, but won't ever trust him again and is leaving for Spain. She will support him, but if he does anything to hurt Fanny, she will cut him off without any further thought. He cries- "you can't abandon me...", but she is unmoved: "It's over". When she leaves he calls after her - "Rot in Hell!"

     More touching parent/child conversation from Fanny- Monica is bandaged all over, but Fanny promises her daughter she'll take care of her.

     ****A few more days pass.

     Diego, Loser and David leave for Spain, everyone is waving as their car pulls away. Then, we cut to the bad guys- Adrian seething in his hospital bed, Mummy Moniloca, Savater in prison, Evilra begging on the street (in a wheelchair), Fertonio being zipped into a body bag. When Monica finally gets her bandages off, she looks in the mirror and sees her horribly scarred face...

     *****

     Lucia and Diego are back from Spain to get married. Everyone is on a patio somewhere toasting them: Mercedes and Eulalio, Roberto and Martha, Julio and Eleonora, Diego's agent/manager guy with some random, presumably Spanish, chick, Gil and Mireya (no Medrano?) Andrea and David, Betty, Naty etc. Diego and Lucia kiss.

     FIN

     Re: English Summary for final Author: Anthony.D (---) Date:   01-13-07 10:56 PST

     And Nestor dies in prison.

 

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