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Prisionera Nicknames Updated 11/18/04

NOTE: on this show, we use nicknames mostly for characters we don't like and/or don't respect -- if they cross us or piss us off, then they get a nickname. altho sometimes people get a nickname when we just can't remember who they are otherwise... (B.)

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Nicknames

Compiled by Telenovela-World’s “B.”

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Telenovela-World: updated nickname / abbreviation list == UPDATED 18 NOV 2004 Author: B. (---) Date: 08-14-04 21:15 PDT

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Nickname / Abbreviation list - Prisionera:

(updated: 18 Nov 2004)

*Riobueno/Moncada families & co*

Darling Danny: Mauricio Islas' Daniel Moncada

Dopey Danny: Mauricio Islas' Daniel Moncada

Pecker-Head: Mauricio Islas' Daniel Moncada (possibly also Gabriel Porras' Daniel Moncada -- time will tell)

NuDopey Danny: Gabriel Porras' Daniel Moncada

UMCM = Ugly Mustached Child Molester: Ernesto Riobueno (supposedly murdered husband of RVT; rapist of Lupe; father of Veal; bastard firstborn of EM (she never married the man who fathered UMCM so he has her maiden name); heretofore unknown older twin brother of CB; idolized father-figure stepbrother of Darling Danny; potential puppet of EPL; potential cemetery bum; start of all our troubles)

Bigotón Feo (QEPD): Ernesto Riobueno (que en paz descanse)

CB = Cemetery Bum: Enrique Reyes (reportedly heretofore unknown younger twin brother of UMCM, altho there are those of us who think he's actually UMCM, post-murder attempt, a clone of UMCM, or a doppelganger for UMCM. whichever he is, he is the total puppet of EPL and not quite "right" in the head.)

BAMF = Bigotón Aún Más Feo: Enrique Reyes/Enrique Riobueno

RVT = Ridiculous Voodoo Tramp: Lucero "Lulú" Riobueno ("widow" of UMCM; if he is indeed dead, his killer. also killer of DDT, Gus, and some random guy on the street, and would-be assassin of Veal and EM, among others)

Star Trek™ flies = really bad special effect "flies" supposedly generated by the power of RVT's voodoo (there is also a smell, but fortunately we viewers don't have to worry about that.)

DDT = Drunken Delusional Tramp: Jennifer Robinson (don't let her apparent niceness in some episodes fool you. get a few pills or drinks into that woman and she would become a nasty, spiteful, vindictive trollop. murdered in the shower by RVT in a direct ripoff of Psycho.)

EM = Evil Mommy: Rosalia Moncada née Riobueno (mother of UMCM / CB and Darling Danny and supposedly half-sister to EPL (!!))

MamiMala: Rosalía Moncada née Riobueno

EPL = Evil Pet Lawyer: Rodolfo Russián (in love with Nacha; supposedly tame lawyer of EM, now known to be exacting a terrible revenge on EM and everyone even remotely related to her because of something her FATHER, Daddy Riomalo, did to EPL's father when she was only a child and about which she has always been completely unaware. the fact that his revenge now includes ruining X-Wimp (Darling Danny's business partner and best friend), only so that X-Wimp can't bail Darling Danny and his family out when EPL ruins them, just gives you an idea of how completely delusional EPL is with his plan, taking self-centered obsession to new lows undreamed-of even by Telerisible. oh, yeah, and apparently a former priest. oh, and also yeah, apparently also half-brother to EM via her despised father, Daddy RioMalo --thus making much of his revenge plot even more stupid than it already was!!)

Abogado Malvado: Rudolfo Russián

FFH = Finca From Hell: "Paraíso" (currently the Moncada/Riobueno plantation but formerly the property of EPL's father. "stolen" from EPL's father by EM's father when both EPL and EM were children; EPL's father's ruin at the hands of EM's father and EPL's father's subsequent suicide are the reason EPL is pursuing a ruthless and completely over-the-top course of vengeance, so in a way the FFH is the other reason we're all in this mess. administered for years by EPL and RVT using (abusing) illegal immigrants found for them by NK. to keep costs down and profits up, natch.)

NK = NunKiller: Cobra (EPL's hit man, currently responsible for over a half-dozen deaths that we know of, including the reverend mother that was so nice to Lupe when she was a girl)

Slut = Slut in America, formerly MiA = Maid in America: Carmela (thanks to Kathy for the MiA nickname suggestion! too-timid but reasonably well-intentioned maid/housekeeper in the Riobueno/Moncada household. was in love with Gus, the chauffer RVT killed. currently trying his best to trap Intended in marriage with lies and high-pressure guilt trips.)

*Salvatierra/Santos families & co*

X-Wimp (formerly and sometimes still Wimp): Pancho Salvatierra ("father" to Veal; husband to LES; defender of Lupe. acquired the X- a/o July 1st, when he started to be a pretty standup guy. currently Missing In Action, likely kidnapped by NunKiller).

Papi Indeciso: Pancho Salvatierra

Veal = Veal Tramplet: Libertad "Salvatierra" -- actually Libertad Santos ("daughter" (by appropriation) of X-Wimp and LES; biological daughter of Lupe from when UMCM raped her -- or did he...? as of August 2004, the new presumed father is... EPL!!! don't ask.)

Nosering = Nosering Tramp: Patricia "Patty" Salvatierra (orphaned only child of Wimp's brother; taken in by Wimp and LES when a child)

LES = Lying Evil Sis: Milagros Salvatierra / "Miriam" (as LES, older sister to Lupe, husband to X-Wimp; "mother" (by appropriation) to Veal. as "Miriam," "friend" to GDT)

NQ = Novela Queen: Mona Lisa (servant in the Salvatierra household)

Intended: Gallardo (would-be husband to NQ)

Pingüi / Penguin: Orson (flamingly gay former butler to Intended's former wife. don't ask)

Crabfeo: Cabello

Mr Motor No Go: Cabello

CrabNag: Cabello's nag of a mother

Mummy Motor: Cabello's mother

Loyal Secretary = [name - Caridad??] (the secretary who works for Wimp and the Dopeys' company; now very protective of Lupe)

GDT = Gold-Digger Tramp: Adelia (blondie bimbette manicurist who lusts after Pancho)

Golddggerette: Berenice (GDT's younger sister, lusts after Lucho)

LL = Lustful Lawyer: Ricardo M-something (Montenegro? something like that. high-powered corporate attorney and father of MMT; totally totally lusts after Lupe; now her defense attorney, hired by X-Wimp.)

DDMMT, formerly MMT = Disgustingly Desperate Mosca Muerta Tramp: Elena M-something (Montenegro? something like that. daughter of LL; co-owns (with LL) and runs the bridal shop where Lupe got her wedding dress. totally lusts after Dopey Danny and, now that she has her claws into him (she basically begged him to sleep with her), has zero intention of letting him go. see Maris' many many MANY rants for just how low this woman will go.)

POSR, formerly PRiT, RiT) = Psycotic Oedipal Scumbag Rapist (formerly Psychotic Rapist in Training, but he's not in training any more): Ronny the scumbag (thinks he's hot stuff; lusts after Veal; Nosering's drug supplier, currently her pimp. a thoroughly useless, nasty, scuzzy piece of work)

CRT = Cradle-Robbing Tramp: Sandi (POSR's mother and Lucho the Slut's would-be manager/A&R rep / lover.)

Neglectful Dad: [name??] (POSR's father and ex-husband to CRT)

Guilty Conscience Rapist: Teddy (POSR's friend who was the one who unintentionally "killed" Berenice when they gang-raped her, then was in the car with POSR when he ran her over and killed her for real. starting to crack at the seams.)

Guilt-Free Rapist: POSR's other friend who was like a POSR in training.

PS = Pimp Scumlord: drug dealer and owner/manager of the brothel where PRiT dropped off Nosering so she could work off HIS debt to PS on HER back. Nosering deserved to be taught a lesson, but this is totally harsh.

PBJ = Pointless Boob Job: Tuerta (the woman with the eye patch. a prisioner with Lupe and Nacha; the reason they were forced to escape from prision)

Meddling Priest: Padre Antonio (self-explanatory)

Father Flubit: Padre Antonio

Padre Idiota: Padre Antonio

Inspector Clueless: Det. Orestes Hernández

KK = Kaptain Klueless: Det. Orestes Hernández

Keystone Kop: Det. Orestes Hernández

LL = Lieutenant Loser: Det. Orestes Hernández (his actual rank is apparently Lieutenant. or at least, this is what he tells us in one recent episode. whatever)

Barney Fife: Det. Orestes Hernández

Sgt Stadenko (™ timoteo): Det. Orestes Hernández

Barnela Fife: Det. Robinson (DDT's cop sister)

Fauxami: wherever it is that this story supposedly takes place, because it sure isn't a Miami, Florida, USA that any actual residents (or anyone else who has ever been there / seen it) recognizes.

Tiny Texas Town: where Daniel and Lupe first got together.

Whateverpueblo: the tiny tiny tiny Mexican pueblito with the impossibly long name where Novela Queen and Intended grew up.

*miscellaneous*

Kooko; Kico: Humberto "Kico" Olivieri (the clueless and out-of-touch idiot writing this story)

Oh-Sorry-Oh: Juan Osorio (Televisa "scribe")

LaRoja: Emilio Larossa (another Televisa "scribe")

Telerisible: Televisa

Lunivisión: Univisión

TeleBlundo: Telemundo

Mau: Mauricio Islas

GR: Génesis Rodríguez

RTFM: Read The Forum Messages

El Putrid (™ Jill): El Puma aka José Luis Rodríguez (father of Génesis)